Modern corporate party for the New Year scenario. Games and competitions with jokes for corporate events. Having fun on New Year's Eve with colleagues. Competition - what's hidden there?
Autumn is already a reason to think about what your New Year’s corporate party 2017 will be like. The coming year will pass under the sign of the rooster, so there are a lot of ideas for thought and creativity. We collected many of them in one place and we got it new script New Year's corporate party 2017 is the year of the rooster. Cool script, interesting ideas and a lot of laughter on your holiday. This is a New Year you will never forget. So watch and use the material.
Leading:
Friends! 2016 is coming to an end. The rooster is already standing on the threshold and waiting for 2017 to rule. Are you ready to meet him?
There were so many good things in the past year. Let's remember everything that was good?
(guests remember and answer)
Yes, so many good things. But I am sure that the best is yet to come for everyone. Perhaps already in the new year, perhaps after some time.
I want to start our holiday today with the following poem:
Leading:
I suggest not putting the matter in a drawer. And start having fun right away. And for starters, here's a fun dance game.
Dance game.
The participants of the game come out. Everyone gets their own role: chicken, cat, dog, sheep, goat, cow, tractor and others (watch the video).
When all the roles are distributed, then show everyone their movement. They repeat it and remember it. Then you turn on the song or video and the participants dance their movements when they are sung in the songs.
Watch an example of the game in the video:
Leading:
Great! We warmed up. And we can continue playing. We danced, now maybe we can sing?
Competition - let's sing?!
Participants needed for the competition: 5 people. They will sing a New Year's song - a Christmas tree was born in the forest.
But you just need to sing it in a special way. The first one sings in rock style. The second one is in rap style. The third is in the style of chanson, the fourth in the style of opera, and the fifth in the style of Russian folk song. Then the other guests choose the winner.
Leading:
2017 is already upon us. We found out that this will be the year of the rooster. I invite 18 people to the stage, and from them we need to make two teams of 9 people.
Rebuilding game.
And so, two teams of 9 people each. Each team has 9 letter signs. From these letters you can make a phrase: YEAR OF THE ROoster.
The host asks a question, and the teams must guess the answer. And make up a word. Whoever copes with the task receives one point.
Examples of questions for the game:
Leading:
The year 2016 was the year of Russian cinema. Do you love movies? Do you often go to cinemas? This means you can easily cope with the next task.
Game - guess the movie.
In this video competition, guests guess films and TV series. A still frame from a film or TV series appears on the screen, and guests give their answers. But it’s not so simple: the actors’ faces are hidden under masks! When everyone has given their options, the next frame appears where the masks are no longer there. And everyone sees the title of the film. Who can answer correctly the most? He receives a prize - a collection of films about the New Year.
Leading:
Now let's shout a little! And our chant will help us with this. I read the first three lines, and you all read the last one: we will celebrate the year of the rooster!
Shout:
Leading:
And now I ask everyone who was born under the year of the rooster to come up to my stage.
Comic game block - who was born under the year of the rooster?
Those are standing on the stage. Who was born under the year of the rooster? The presenter invites them to remember which famous people were also born under this sign. Then the presenter says:
- and the following people were also born under the year of the rooster: Alexander Suvorov, Socrates and Elton John! If so, then let's play these great people.
First, participants must play Suvorov. They are blindfolded and a picture of a rooster without a tail is attached to the wall. Participants are given a tail, which must be attached to the rooster.
Next we play Socrates. This is a great speaker; people listened to his speeches for hours on end. Therefore, each participant must say a toast that will be listened to and listened to, listened to and listened to... in general, you just need to say a beautiful toast in honor of the New Year.
And finally, let's play Elton John! Stop, don't be upset, we play differently. each participant must perform any New Year's song in the style of Elton John.
After all the tests, we give the participants memorable gifts in honor of their year.
Leading:
Answer me this question: have you already had a fair amount to drink? Then you can move on to the intellectual game!
Intellectual game - what came first?
Everyone knows that there is still a debate about which came first: the egg or the chicken. We call the participants on stage, and they take turns offering their arguments in favor of one version or another. The funnier the version, the greater the chance of winning. The one who turns out to be the funniest wins.
Leading:
And now I propose to raise our glasses and celebrate the New Year with the chimes ringing! Happy New Year!
Welcome, dear guests!
Just yesterday they said on the radio that this year many companies have cut the budget for New Year celebrations, and some even announced: if you want a New Year’s corporate party, do it yourself and at your own expense.
Of course, it’s good when the company itself organizes corporate events; it’s even better when they hire professionals and don’t think about this topic anymore. But what can you do, there’s a crisis...
This is what happened at my work; they didn’t give me any money at all. We really, really wanted to celebrate the holiday as a team, we sat down to think and decided to organize a New Year’s corporate party in the office on our own.
We began to count how much it would cost us and I will say that many took their heads into account - it was a little expensive, especially since before the New Year we already spend a lot of money on gifts for loved ones and New Year's treats. The solution was found as follows: spend as little as possible on food and make the holiday as fun as possible through an entertainment program.
I took over the entire organization, but on the condition that all employees would help me, do everything I say and not refuse.
All people are different, one likes it, another doesn’t, whims begin: I don’t eat this, I don’t drink this. And it’s even worse when it’s like this: I didn’t drink/ate it - I won’t pay. Over many years of work, we have developed rules for holding office corporate events:
— Everyone buys alcohol for themselves or joins groups by type;
- If you don’t like the food on the table, don’t eat, but hand over the money;
— If everything and everyone annoys you, don’t go at all;
“If you don’t like how the holiday is organized, just say so, next time you’ll do everything yourself.”
A plan for organizing a New Year's corporate party in the office is inexpensive and fun.
A date needs to be determined. I recommend doing corporate events on Thursday, I’ll explain why. If you do it on Friday, you can be so busy that you end up lying around all weekend, and before the New Year the house is full of things to do. And if it’s Thursday, then everyone understands that they have to work tomorrow, then the bosses are more tolerant of being late in the morning, or they may even give you a day off. And how good it is to discuss all the details of yesterday’s corporate party, laugh, look at the photos. Then, you have to clean the office after the holiday. Imagine what will happen by Monday.
Conduct a survey among employees and determine the number. You can send an email that there will be a corporate party on such and such a date, please respond by such and such a date. If someone is not satisfied with the date, see the rules, paragraph 3.
Determine the location for the New Year's corporate party in the office and decorate it. Ask employees to bring garlands, a Christmas tree, toys, masks, and tinsel from home. Everyone has enough of this stuff that they don’t seem to need, but it’s a shame to throw it away. Select employees who are not very active, ask them to cut out paper snowflakes or something else to decorate the office.
Think over food and snacks for the New Year's corporate table. Whatever one may say, it’s a working day and by the evening everyone is hungry. Moreover, we plan to drink strong alcoholic drinks. Ask your employees to bring some preserved food from home free of charge: pickles, tomatoes, sauerkraut, lecho, salads, mushrooms, etc. If you have jam, that’s great; you can dilute it with water and do without expensive juice. As a last resort, you can buy syrup.
There are enough salads of 3 types, for example, you can make “Herring under a fur coat”, from crab meat based on Chinese cabbage and traditional meat salad with sausage. As you can see, the salads are inexpensive, but filling. Take a look, maybe you will find something for yourself.
Fruits: apples, oranges at the rate of 1 piece per 3 people, lemons 2-3 pieces, choose small tangerines, there will be more of them, at the rate of 2 pieces per person.
We ordered hot food at a nearby canteen; they prepared a large piece of baked meat with boiled potatoes for us, about 180 rubles. it was worth it (2013). Heated it in the microwave.
I will say that there were no delights, but no one was left hungry. We managed perfectly without caviar and expensive salads. At meetings with employees, no one ever remembers what was on the table that day. New Year, but the Snow Maiden will be remembered for a long time.
We bought disposable tablecloths and dishes for the tables; don’t forget to include this in your shopping list, as well as large garbage bags and napkins.
We need to think about the musical arrangement of the New Year's corporate party. I spent a lot of time preparing the musical accompaniment; it’s not difficult, but it takes a long time. And I really wanted to make the holiday fun, music plays an important role in this matter. While the tables were moving, I turned on the assembly New Year's songs, all this puts the team in the right mood, you see, someone is humming, and someone is even dancing. In addition, if there are going to be a lot of people, as we had, then microphones are needed.
I prepared the entertainment program myself, enlisting the support of people whom I knew would not refuse me. The first thing you need is to get costumes for Father Frost and Snow Maiden. I was lucky, one employee’s mother works in kindergarten and we were given a Santa Claus suit for one evening, it was this employee who was Santa Claus. But you can make one yourself from an old velor robe, trim it with tinsel, and there are plenty of inexpensive beard hats sold in stores, make a staff and wear felt boots. I made the Snow Maiden costume myself and I decided to dress the most active man in it, it also turned out that Santa Claus is shorter than the Snow Maiden, what a joke. Until the very last moment, I didn’t tell him that he would be the Snow Maiden; he would have immediately refused, despite his promise, to help me. It was the suddenness and the strong alcohol he drank that worked, but I was planning a treachery - to dress him in nylon tights. The main costume was made from old tulle.
I asked one lady to prepare the role of a gypsy, she made her own costume, found some funny fortune-telling and predictions, it turned out very well.
For many years, at the New Year's corporate party, the whole team held the following lottery: we wrote down all the employees on pieces of paper and then each one in turn pulled out a piece of paper with the name of the person to whom he would give a gift. We keep who pulled out a secret, creating intrigue, so to speak. We agree in advance that the cost of the gift cannot be lower, for example, 150 rubles, and higher - please, as they say, the master is the master. Before the start of the feast, we hold a kind of ceremonial part, the director begins, congratulates everyone and gives a gift to the one whom he pulled out. Then this employee also congratulates everyone and gives a gift, and so on in turn. It turns out that everyone has gifts, everyone is happy, everyone good mood, and it cost 150 rubles. There was a funny case, one lady pulled out the same man for 3 years in a row, and we have quite a few employees... well, how can you not mock this, it’s good that people have humor. In general, all of our employees were generally very cheerful and friendly with each other. It’s a pleasure to do corporate events with such people and it’s a shame that our company closed.
I also announced to everyone that there would be a “hat competition” so that everyone would come in hats, this required condition. Hilarious! Who's into what! But it was fun beyond words.
So, by the appointed time, the table is set, everyone has gathered and put on their hats, taken their gifts, the ceremonial part with congratulations begins. Then I chose three employees who had the coolest hats: the symbol of the year (our director), the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland and Mr. X. Each participant told why he put on such a hat and then voted with applause: whoever clapped harder won. And, oddly enough, the rabbit won.
It's time to refresh myself, I seat everyone at the table, I give the official word to the bosses below, just 4 toasts. We had a drink, relaxed a little, and I began to prepare for the competitions. Below I will write a list of what you need to prepare and buy.
I was sure that at least someone would come to the hat competition wearing a cowboy hat, and I was not mistaken. The first competition I’m holding is “Cowboys”. See description. I managed to find only 2 boat pumps, but I also had two participants; if there were more people, I would have done it in stages, i.e. 2 times 2, identified the winners in each pair, then they compete again. I give the winner a prize, and the losers a lollipop.
After the competition, everyone sits down at the table, and I prepare the gypsy’s entrance. As soon as it is ready, I turn on the music from the film “The Camp Goes to Heaven.” It is necessary to warn the actress so that she does not immediately leave, but after 15 seconds. This is necessary so that the employees, having heard the music, understand that some kind of action is beginning, end their conversations and get ready to watch.
Then the gypsy comes out. My colleague prepared herself, and her performance was also a surprise for me. What if no one agrees to be a guest in disguise? Prepare everything yourself, a suit, words on a piece of paper (in large print) and simply choose the most active employee during the corporate party. In a good, cheerful mood, and with a drink or two, few people will refuse.
The next competition I'm holding is a competition with stockings, see. You don’t have to turn on the music; you can’t hear it because of the Homeric laughter.
Afterwards I prepare the performance of Father Frost and the Snow Maiden. As I wrote above, my assistant for the role of Santa Claus knew everything in advance, even learned the words by heart. I printed the text of the Snow Maiden in large font. The man I had chosen for the role of the Snow Maiden was tricked out of the table and sent to the changing room. When he saw what kind of costume I had prepared for him, he, of course, immediately began to doubt that maybe I was not in my right mind, offering him such a thing. I, having reminded him of his promise to help me in everything, dispelled his doubts about my mental abilities with just one phrase: “Next year you will be the last to receive your salary!” He, cursing and swearing, began to put on tights, and I, laughing at my successful joke, handed him a piece of paper with the text and went to prepare for the appearance of Father Frost and the Snow Maiden. Everyone had to be gathered and seated at the table. By this time the employees are already well tipsy.
There are a lot of scenarios on the Internet, you can choose the one you want, but I didn’t expect long action, the evening was short, there was little time, and I still wanted to dance. Therefore, I limited myself to short poems of the heroes, and the appearance of the Snow Maiden caused a sensation, everyone rushed to take pictures with her and Santa Claus.
First, as a warm-up, I say that I will ask questions, and the employees must answer “yes” or “no” in unison.
“Is Santa Claus a great guy?
Will he drink half a bucket of Stolichnaya?
Is he carrying a bag from the warehouse?
Will he give us two salaries?
Do you like jokes and anecdotes?
What about working Saturdays?
Does Santa Claus sing ditties?
Does Grandfather have girlfriends?”
Let's call Santa Claus together.
Santa Claus comes in, all upset, confused, sad, and nervous.
"What should I do? That's the trouble, the Snow Maiden let me down,
He writes a telegram that he won’t come to the holiday
You see, she has a date - a meeting with Lel in a restaurant
But I don’t care about my grandfather! All in Spring, vigorous mother!
Damn, she’s also a fidgety girl, she’d forever flutter in love
Not a housewife - woe - just! There is dirt everywhere - but she doesn’t care!
So what should I do now? Without the Snow Maiden, what's the matter?
Let everyone down in the New Year! Holiday, Lord, forgive me!
What should I do? What do i do? Should I call my mobile phone?”
I answer:
Well, you whined, old grandfather, are you tired? And you have no strength?
We will find the Snow Maiden and call in unison.
Let's call together the Snow Maiden
Biensie's intro "crazy_in_love" plays and here she is - the Snow Maiden.
"Hello my dear,
Mature and young
Noisy and mischievous
Happy and beautiful.
Married and single
Bald and Redheads,
Modest, shameless,
Fat, thin,
Simple and businesslike
Good and bad
Rich and poor,
Drinkers and snackers
Well, moderately amenable.
Happy New Year!"
Then the dancing begins. I wanted to hold another dance competition before the dance, I even prepared a cut for it, but I couldn’t do it. To be honest, I myself was already tired by that time, I also wanted to relax and have fun with everyone. I performed it later at my husband’s anniversary, you can see how.
I have prepared 55 musical hits for dancing, everyone dances to this music. If you want to receive them, then subscribe using the link below, you will receive access to the mail cloud at the specified address, where you can view and download. There, the very first number is cutting for dance competition which I spent at my husband’s anniversary.
At 22:00 I invite everyone to go outside to watch the fireworks that I bought from the general money.
No matter how everything goes, you definitely need to thank them for their help, say how great they all are, how well they helped, and all that.
My to-do list for a corporate event in the office.
Find boat pumps for the Cowboys competition, prepare scarves, see photos.
Prepare musical intros
balloons for the competition;
the cheapest tights, 3 pieces of the smallest size, 1 piece of the largest size;
Chupa Chups for the losing participants of the competition;
Souvenirs for Gypsy, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, as well as the winners of hat and cowboy competitions;
Fireworks.
Another thing that is important for holding corporate events in the office.
Check the availability of utensils, and also ask the women to bring boards, knives and some cloth napkins (rags) from home. Everyone will be busy and prepare food faster.
I plan to write a lot of articles, I’ll tell you how we did themed parties with friends and colleagues, how we relax and what we do outdoors, subscribe, you’ll be the first to know, if you’re interested, of course.
Option 1
Small preparations before the start of the celebration:
- you need to purchase several inexpensive souvenirs (as many as there will be guests + 4…5 pieces extra, just in case);
- you need to prepare lottery tickets, they can be printed on a computer, on the lottery ticket you can depict a New Year’s drawing, for example, a snowflake and the inscription Lottery ticket No. 0001. There should be as many numbers as there will be guests + a dozen more;
- you need to make a piggy bank, for this you can take an ordinary metal coffee can with a plastic lid, make a slot in it for coins, glue a copy of a ruble bill or dollar bill and the inscription “Piggy Bank” on tape;
- warn everyone to have spare change; if the team is rich in money, then decide on the amount of contributions yourself;
- before entering the hall where the New Year celebration will take place, the host places a “piggy bank”, and each person entering puts a few coins or bills into the jar and receives a lottery ticket, it is necessary to explain to everyone that this piggy bank with money will go to one of the guests at the end evening (it is better if the presenter writes down the number of the lottery ticket for himself on a piece of paper, who got it, this will later be useful to him during the evening);
- the competitions given in the script can be replaced with others that you like better.
Leading:
Dear Colleagues! Let's open the champagne, pour it into glasses and listen to me for a while.
There are many wonderful holidays,
Each one comes in its own turn.
But the kindest holiday in the world,
The best holiday is New Year!
He comes along the snowy road,
Round dance of snowflakes.
The New Year fills the heart with mysterious and austere beauty!
Twelve strikes and my glass is raised.
And at this moment, mysteriously ringing
My love is the spark of all my deeds.
My first toast is to your flying voice,
For the magic of your calling eyes,
For all the moments I spent with you,
For the joy of meetings that awaits us -
For a thirst that knows no quenching!
(we have a drink and a snack)
Leading:
Celebrating the New Year is an amazing time, always exciting, always joyful, and these simple words"Happy New Year! With new happiness!" we say them with special feeling, because they can only be said once a year. And this “once a year” has finally come. And this opportunity to speak out and congratulate all of us is given to our “beloved leader” Pal Palych.
(a fiery, exciting speech is made, after which everyone takes a long snack)
Leading:
Dear friends, colleagues, today we have an unusual evening, today is the evening of receiving congratulations, surprises and winnings. You have all received a lottery ticket, the drawing of lottery tickets will begin immediately from the very beginning of the evening. But I have a few more lottery tickets that I offer to buy for everyone, the money from the sale of the ticket goes into the general “Piggy Bank”. In addition, I want to announce to everyone that whoever does not want to participate in any competitions, or will suggest to other participants in the competition the correct answers, or will behave too indecently during the evening, he will be immediately punished with a fine in the amount (which install it yourself), which will immediately go into the common treasury.
The presenter begins to sell lottery tickets, which may not be enough; in my experience, there are a lot of people who want them, especially if the price is reasonable. Immediately after the end of sales, the host continues to lead the evening:
Let the glasses clink, let the wine sparkle,
Let the night starfall knock on your window.
On this moonlit night you can’t live without smiles,
Pain and sorrow - away! Happy new year friends!
And now we will arrange a shower of smiles in this hall. Now we will start the “Merry New Year's Lottery”. The following ticket numbers are declared winners (here and below you need to know what ticket number someone has):
- let’s say ticket numbers 0001, 0010, 0020, 0030 - these are all participants in the next competition;
- ticket No. 0002 - wins the right to be called a judge of all today's competitions and competitions (he is awarded a prize - a carnival mask so that he will not be recognized when he judges);
- ticket No. 0011 – wins the right to pronounce New Year's toast After this competition, in the meantime, he is given the opportunity to prepare for such a great honor for him - to wish everyone a Happy New Year! (he is awarded a prize, for example a pocket calendar for next year);
- bits No. 0003, 0021, 0031 (depending on the number of tables) - are appointed by the main stewards of the tables at which they sit, their responsibility is to ensure that their neighbors always have full glasses and plates, to all of them and torches in their hands (all they are awarded prizes - sparklers);
- ticket No. 0004 is announced by the main disc jockey of the evening, his duty is to announce musical breaks and dances, and if there is a need, for example, to monitor the music center;
- ticket No. 0025 is announced by the chief banker, he is given our piggy bank for temporary storage, and he is obliged to monitor the replenishment of the piggy bank.
Anyone who is dissatisfied or does not agree with the announced winning ticket numbers is allowed only once, and only now to exchange their tickets with other participants; in the future, exchanges of tickets will be punished to the fullest extent of the law of the table, evening. The remaining winnings will be announced later, please save your tickets until the end of the evening.
The first three participants in the competition are already known, they will now try to win the prize.
So, COMPETITION “The Enchanted Glass”
The presenter invites all participants in the competition to pour full glasses and says: “I will now enchant these glasses. I can hold one or even two glasses in my hands at the same time, as many as I want, but any of you will not be able to cope with this task and will throw them or put them on the table before I count to three! Moreover, the condition is that you must stand in one place, hold a glass and not move.”
Next, the presenter “speaks the glasses” and gives them to the competition participants. Then the countdown begins: “One, two... And I’ll say three tomorrow.” Naturally, no one will hold it until tomorrow
The presenter continues:
Well, since you couldn’t hold it, then I hope you can have a drink? Whoever had ticket number 0011, I hope you are prepared to make the toast that you deserve with the right to win.
(a toast is made and everyone drinks)
Leading:
Attention: Armenian Radio says: “The program for the deaf has ended!”
Without promising complete success, I hope that the New Year
It will save us all from sorrows and unforeseen worries.
I still hope for Drugov, and I believe in it fervently,
What awaits us all now is something that has never happened before.
And the continuation of the “Merry New Year’s Lottery” awaits us. Whoever has ticket No. 0004 has won a prize. Come out here and try to take the prize, if of course you manage to take it. (The game is as follows: A prize, for example, a chocolate Santa Claus, an apple, a candy, is placed on the edge of the table and covered with a paper cap, but it is possible without a cap, and the participant is given his back to the prize, he is blindfolded. Then he takes a few steps (for example 5) turns around an axis and goes for the prize and tries to take it. You can complicate the competition procedure and replace the prize with a glass of vodka, which he must take, and someone must hold the glass on the table so that the contestant does not drop it. Game continues until someone participating in the next lottery ticket numbers wins a prize.
The winner is given the floor.
Leading:
Dear friends, the evening continues. I ask for a little attention! Let's continue the lottery draw. Now we will find out the happiest participants in the next competition. We won tickets Nos. 0006, 0007, 0012, 0013, 0022, 0023. I propose to play a small game called “AND I AM THE SMARTEST”
The presenter attaches a piece of paper the size of a matchbox to each person’s forehead or hair using an ordinary paper clip. The name of an animal, insect, bird, or fish is written on a piece of paper. Everyone can see what is written by others, but not by themselves. Players take turns asking each other questions and must guess who he is based on the answer. The answers can only be “YES” or “NO”. Having heard “YES”, you can ask another question, and having heard “NO” the word goes to another participant in the competition. The one who guessed correctly leaves the game and watches the others. At the end of the game, the winner is announced - the one who guessed first. He is awarded a more significant prize, the rest are given consolation prizes.
The loser is punished by congratulating everyone and making a toast.
Leading:
Dear colleagues, if the alcohol suddenly runs out, we will stop respecting each other - it was a joke. I know my limits: I fell, that’s enough, and the degree of intoxication depends on the frequency of raising the glass and does not depend on the amplitude - this is also a joke. Well, that’s enough jokes for now, let’s move on to serious matters, to the QUESTION “OH LUCKY”
The essence of the game:
A question is asked and several answers to it, and only one is correct. Everyone begins to answer, the judge judges, Whoever named the correct answer, the chief banker gives a candy wrapper or candy, whoever collects the most candy wrappers or candy is the winner.
The answer to the questions "BALAAM'S DONKEY", or they with *:
1. What is the name of the dish made from whipped yolks with sugar?
V. Gogol – Mogol*
W. Herzen - Perzen
B. Pushkin – Mushkin
R. Bryullov – Murlov
2. Who was jumping under the Christmas tree in the forest?
W. Wolf - clicking teeth
A. Gray Bunny*
J. Santa Claus
L. Sober forester
3. Andrey Cherkizov hosted the program on NTV:
D. Snake Day
R. Year of the Alligators
L. Hour of the Bull*
M. The Age of Maggot
4.What clothes did Schelenberg wear to the service?
b. Dress uniform
X. Field overalls
A. Civilian suit*
Y. Home bathrobe
5. How does Lermontov Borodino begin?
A. Tell me uncle*
SH. Shut up, auntie
G. Over to you, Comrade Mauser
Yu. Shut up, all of you.
6. What did the Englishman Francis Drake, who made the second trip around the world in history, do “part-time”?
M. Piracy*
C. Scientific experiments in the field of zoology
A. helping the aborigines
I. Testing of new guns
7. What is “ZGO” and the expression “not visible not OGI”?
V. Star in the sky
Z. Lonely tree
O. Ring on a horse arch*
N. Light in the distance
8. Winston Chertill usually drank cognac on the day:
O. 75 grams
S. 150 grams
L. Half a liter
B. One liter*
9. The famous “Tsar’s Mound” is located in Crimea near the city:
A. Kerch*
I. Feodosia
Y. Bakhchisarai
E. Balaclava
10. What was Cheburashka made of, according to his own admission?
N. From a bottle
O. Made of wood*
U. From fur
T. Made of plastic
11. For ... (how many) rooms is there only one toilet? (According to V. Vysotsky)
F. 28
Ya 29
E. 39
S. 48*
12. The first nuclear bomb was called:
R. Fatty
A. Dorothy
L. Malysh*
W. Ann
13. Observation of village girls helped create a vaccine against smallpox:
P. Vegetable growers
K. Needlewomen
I. Milkmaids*
L. Pig farms
14. The modern local name of this river is “El Bahor”. What about the generally accepted one?
A. Amazon
I. Indus
K. Congo
Ts. Neil
15. Which of the stage stars replaced the “burning” surname with this cold pseudonym?
A. Alexander Ostuzhev * (there used to be a Fire, and when they shouted “Fire on stage,” panic began among the audience)
N. Vera Kholodnaya
T. Tatiana Snezhnaya
M. Mikhail Zimin
(you can add your own questions, for example: 1. In which office does the head of the company sit? 2. What was the last name of such and such an employee before she got married? etc.)
After summing up, the winner is announced, he is given a small souvenir and given the floor. The presenter announces: “We will now check with what words our respected (may_ erudite) can please us. Pour him (her) a drink and everyone else too.
7 GLASS
Leading:
Hear, the music started again:
This is the beginning of Dance Friends!
Fun and joy sparkles everywhere
Let each of you spin in a waltz!
The floor is given to our “Disc Jockey”.
(The music director wishes everyone a Happy New Year and invites them to a break.)
BREAK
During the break, additional competitions are held.
8 GLASS
Leading:
Dear guests, I ask everyone to come to the table. Our treasurer will keep track of who did not sit down at the table, and also monitor the replenishment of our “Piggy Bank:.
Dancing is a strain on your legs, now let’s give your head and arms some work. It is necessary to replenish the expenses incurred by each of you during the break. While everyone is pouring glasses, we will continue drawing our lottery. So we won lottery tickets No. 0007, 0009, 0016. 0017, 0024, 0026, 0027, 0028. I’ll ask everyone to leave the table and come to me. Of the six participants, 4 are selected, two men and two women, the remaining are declared understudies, and help the referee judge the game. The game is called “WHERE TO INVEST MONEY AND WHERE TO GET MONEY.”
The essence of the game:
The presenter prepares the props in advance, i.e. money is printed on paper of two colors, for example white and blue, on a copier, for example 10 ruble bills, in the amount of 20 pieces of each color (the bills can be replaced with candy wrappers). The selected 4 players are paired. Women are given banknotes, each of a different color. They count them, both of them should have the same number. Their task is to open jars, not glass ones of course, and as many as possible. Men will serve as banks, i.e. their clothing - pockets, lapels, collars, linen, etc. You can only put one bill in each bank (let's say a pocket). Women must place as many bills as possible into their partner within 1 minute, with one bill in that space. The presenter begins the countdown: three, two, one, started, and the judge marks the time on the clock. After a minute, the game stops and it is counted how many bills each woman has left in her hands. Game continues. The women change places. Within 1 minute they must find the hidden bills, i.e. search the other partner. Based on the results of the competition, the winner is announced and awarded a prize; the rest of the participants are also awarded prizes, but of lesser value.
Leading:
The word for congratulations goes to the best Banker.
Everyone drinks and eats
Leading:
I wish that Santa Claus brings you a bag of joy,
Another bag - with laughter, and let the third one - with success!
You put your sadness, your melancholy in his bag
Let him collect everything and take it away as quickly as possible!
While Santa Claus takes away your melancholy and sadness, we will continue the lottery draw. Won another ticket No. 0033. Now our winner will take part in the next competition and try to win the prize. The competition is called “THREE FWAZES”
The essence of the game:
The presenter announces: “If you can repeat after me three phrases, any, word for word, you will receive a prize! Ready? Let's start."
- the first phrase - “What a wonderful evening today.” The player must repeat word for word.
- second phrase = “You are simply beautiful”, while the presenter does not behave confidently, and after the player says this phrase, the presenter joyfully throws up his hands and says: “So you lost!” This was the third phrase that the player had to repeat. Players most often make mistakes and ask what they did wrong and lose. The player is awarded a prize if he wins, or a consolation prize if he loses.
Leading:
The word for the ceremonial speech is presented to the lucky one (or the unfortunate loser),
Leading:
At the end of my program, I want to offer one more competition, everyone should take part in this competition. The competition is called “PIGGY BANK”, or “GREED”
The essence of the game:
Take a common piggy bank filled during the evening. Anyone who believes that he is generous in soul, loves to fantasize and wants to get rid of all debts (meaning monetary and other promises) before the New Year should throw a coin of 1 kopeck or more into the piggy bank, no matter how much you feel sorry for.
A banker with a piggy bank goes around everyone and collects tribute. The presenter announces that this piggy bank will now be drawn, and it will go to the one who guesses how much money is in it. The winner will be declared by the one who says the closest number to the amount in the piggy bank.
Each participant names approximately the amount that may end up in the piggy bank. The judge writes down the named amounts on a piece of paper. The banker counts the contents of the piggy bank. The judge and presenter announce the winner after meeting and viewing the numbers named by the participants.
The presenter offers the winner the floor for congratulations, and relieves himself of the duties of toastmaster. Then the evening continues according to an unplanned scenario with breaks for dancing until you drop.
New Year is the most fun and fabulous, kind and mysterious holiday in the world. That is why, in the program of our new New Year's scenario there is so much music and entertainment on the theme of fairy tales, stars and, of course, the symbol of 2018 according to the eastern calendar of the Earth Dog. IN author's script for a New Year's corporate party or evening of relaxation “Under the constellation of the Dog” About 20 new table and outdoor games are included, these are impromptu, chants, video competitions, musical and dance entertainment.
The proposed one is very rich, fully formatted with audio (video) files and explanations by the author. You can use the entire program or select individual game blocks to run in different companies.
The scenario consists of three parts (feasts): in the first - fun, toasts and entertainment to introduce guests and intensify the festive mood; the second part is completely devoted to the conventional ritual of saying goodbye to the outgoing year and welcoming the new one, while in a playful form it is proposed to follow traditions (with the anthem, the president’s speech, etc.), the third part - with music and dance competitions and a game moment from Father Frost and Snow Maiden.
Preparation does not require any complex props or invitation of artists; everything can be organized and carried out on your own. A moment is offered with the awarding of stars for active participation - bonuses, which can then be exchanged with Santa Claus for prizes, but if a prize fund is not provided, the incentive moment can be excluded from the scenario. The entire conference for the presenter is written from a male person; if the program is led by a lady, minor amendments should be made.
If the organizers of the holiday did not want If you would like to focus on oriental symbolism, then based on this scenario, you can easily arrange a fun new year party, for example, called "The Stars Light Up at Midnight."
New Year's scenario "Under the constellation of the Dog"
FIRST Feast
- the presenter comes out
Leading: Good evening, dear guests! I'm glad to see you so starry beautiful and festively animated! And I propose to start our New Year’s Eve with a stellar name right away brightly and like a star, filling glasses and shot glasses with stellar drinks and shouting the first “hurray” to your favorite New Year’s holiday!
An excerpt from the song “It’s New Year” plays, track 2 - guests fill glasses
(guests fill their glasses, the host makes the first toast)
First toast
New Year's famous wizard and prankster:
We are all transformed by this wonderful holiday!
We somehow imperceptibly, suddenly, believe in miracles,
Sending your wishes to the heavens with hope!
We are waiting for this midnight to bring us a fairy tale,
And he will even light up new stars for us alone!
Wishing everyone around you happiness and goodness,
We propose a toast to the New Year! Hooray!
The song Paola “New Year” sounds, track 3
(short banquet break)
Musical acquaintance with wishes "Fairytale guests"
Leading: Yes, the New Year truly has amazing magic! And I’m sure that no one in this room would mind being the fabulous guests of a fabulous New Year’s Eve, right? I suggest that you first get to know each other better, and with the help of a comic horoscope, understand which fairy-tale character each of us is like. For example, I was surprised to learn that I look like Puss in Boots, and our DJ looks like Winnie the Pooh. You can contact us like this today (smiles), although, perhaps, it would be more convenient to use names, my name is Sergey, and Andrey is with you at the music console all evening today! Let's welcome him! But you probably can’t wait to find out which character you are and which fairy tale you’re from! I propose to do it this way, I read out the characteristics fairy tale character according to the signs of the Zodiac, traditionally starting with Aries, separately for the female and male halves, then a musical excerpt is heard, consonant with what was heard, all Aries stand up, to the best of their artistry and mood, present themselves, and the guests greet them. Then also Taurus and representatives of other signs, we listen, greet, etc.
(Author's Note: if the company is unfamiliar, then this game moment can be used to introduce the guests of each sign to each other, all or selectively. If the company is well known, then this is just a reason to lift the festive mood and plunge into the fabulous New Year's atmosphere. The musical excerpts were made shorter and longer; which option is preferable in a given company and whether additional comments by the presenter are needed to encourage guests to greet and representatives of the sign to stand up and play the musical excerpt being played is at the discretion of the organizers. Thanks for the idea of S. Shishkina’s fairy-tale horoscope.)
Aries(Gerda and Cipollino)
The Aries girl is endowed with courage and a warm heart.
And, like Gerda from a fairy tale, for the sake of love, she will cope with any task!
The Aries man is a fighter, leader and rebel, like Cipollino,
He will not spare either compliments or a limousine for his chosen one.
(- Let's salute these determined and brave people!)
Excerpt 1 or 1a “Start the Engine” plays (from the Horoscope folder) - representatives of the Aries sign stand up, dance, guests applaud them
Taurus (Goldilocks and Pinocchio)
The Taurus girl needs comfort, luxury, care and affection.
This beautiful Goldilocks is very dangerous for men's hearts!
The Taurus man, like Pinocchio, is indifferent to the teachings of the ladies!
He is practical, dreams of getting rich and likes to make decisions himself.
(- We welcome or help financially practical Taurus!)………..
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- Musical warm-up chant "New Year's Dreams"
(drive-based entertainment on the theme of New Year's wishes and expectations, taking place to the rhythm of the musical composition "Disco Crash")
Excerpt to illustrate:
Leading: Anyone want one?
Guests: I want!
Leading: Anyone else want one?
Guests: I want!
Leading: And now we scream as emotionally as possible, choosing only our dreams. Take it apart, don’t yawn, attract the attention of the Universe to you!
Leading: Does anyone want to become a star?
Guests: I want!..
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- New Year's toast "To great company"
Leading: Friends, I don’t know whether all your dreams will come true, in any case, you screamed loudly and convincingly, which means there (points up) I already know for sure. For my part, I can promise that something from the Universe can be received right here at our evening. ….
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- Musical game "Star Songs"
(The essence of the game: the minus of the song sounds, the guests guess, then, as a confirmation or refutation of the answers given, a fragment of the original song is heard, which the guests can sing along with the soundtrack)
(music in the “Guess” folder)
Example for illustration:
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(20 ready-made cuts of original songs and backing tracks are included)
- Table game with cards "Superstars"
(cards in the “Superstars” folder)
(To play the game: prepare a New Year's hat and print out all the cards in advance or just the ones you like)
Leading: From the New Year we always expect something new, and, most importantly, good. But in the celestial atlas we know only one constellation associated with the coming Year of the Dog, with an unpromising and not at all optimistic name - the constellation Canes Venatici. I suggest taking advantage of the fabulous opportunities of our New Year's Eve and creating something new! For example, "Constellation of the Good Dog"?! Under which, I hope, we can spend cozy and fun not only this evening, but the whole coming year. Let's light it for ourselves! Moreover, literally everyone in this room is unique and inimitable in some way, it’s just that not everyone may have had the opportunity to clearly declare this. Let's do this today, when will we light up in a new way, if not on the New Year?! Everyone, without exception, will become stars today! But everyone will become a superstar in their own time and under special circumstances. For which ones, we will be able to find out with the help of fortune telling, kindly provided to me by Santa Claus.
(A comic fortune-telling is carried out like this: each of the guests, in turn, turns to the neighbor on the right and says to him the phrase: “You will become a superstar...”, pulls a card from Santa Claus’s hat and reads out the continuation of his phrase. If the company is large, then the presenter goes around the room and offers fortune telling to guests selectively).
Card options(for illustration):
- “You will become a superstar”, .... “When you kiss the Pockmarked Snow Maiden”
- “You will become a superstar”, .... “When you dance a jig to the chimes”…..
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(30 cards with ready-made options are included)
- Dance warm-up at the “Stars of the Dance Floor” table
(General fun activity - warm-up for the dance break)
SECOND Feast
Track 12 is playing - the host again invites the guests to the table
The background song “Soon Midnight” is playing - track 13
(short banquet break)
Leading: New Year will come soon, and at our evening, albeit conditionally, it will be New Year's midnight. But, as usual, before celebrating the new year, we must spend the old one, right? Let us also mentally leave all the bad things in 2017, and in the new one, let’s carefully take the best, I am sure that despite the difficulties, there were good things too……..
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(there is an interactive session with guests on the theme of the outgoing year)
- Table chant "Farewell peek-a-boo to the Cockerel"
- Musical impromptu "Star Party"
Leading: I propose to continue the flight of our imagination and imagine a corporate party at the main New Year's stars, no, I don’t mean Nikolai Baskov or Philip Kirkorov, enough has been fantasized about them without us. I'm talking about the inanimate, but so dear to the heart, attributes of the New Year, without which this holiday in Russia cannot be done: a herring under a fur coat... What else? (guests call) Right, christmas tree, champagne, tangerines, Olivier salad............
Characters:
Tangerines - 2
Gifts - 2
Christmas tree - 1
Olivier - 1
Champagne -1
Doggy - 1
Cockerel - 1
The first to come, of course, were the Mandarin ducks themselves, who were not knocked out of their orange mood by the series of New Year holidays.
Sounds 1. Excerpt “Orange Song” (from the “Impromptu” folder)
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Advice to the organizers: After this game moment and, before the anthem with the chimes provided for below (in order to fully comply with traditions and give guests an original surprise), we recommend including in the program a Teleconference with the President, specially made for a corporate event or an evening of relaxation; to purchase access to it, there is a bonus discount - conditions see below.
- Video clip - karaoke "New Year's Anthem"
Traditional for us New Year's scenarios entertainment when, against the background of a colorful karaoke clip, a comic altered text of the Russian anthem is sung (the words of the alteration and the video clip are new).Leading: And, as usually happens, having barely had time to spend the old year, we are in a hurry to welcome the new one! Let’s quickly fill our glasses, remember all our dreams and desires for the next year, 2018, so that we can make all of them while the chimes strike. And pay attention to the screen! Moscow speaks and shows, but our audience sings and rejoices. For the singing of the New Year's anthem, please all stand.
TEXT OF ALTERATION
An unbreakable union on our holiday
He brought us all together at the table!................................................... .........
Leading: We drank to the New Year, which means we’re dancing in a circle!
It sounds like “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” track 16 - New Year's round dance
Dance break
- Animation for the Year of the Dog "Bang-bang-boogie"
During the dance break, you can arrange a general funny animation accompanied by a fiery song from PAW Patrol. The movements are the simplest (at the discretion of the organizers), most importantly, in the rhythm of the music and in accordance with the content of the text (see music and text below)
Sounds "Tyaf-tyaf-boogie" track 17 - everyone is dancing
SONG TEXT
To become a real dancer
We need to learn how to dance boogie!
We're wagging our tail, don't lag behind............
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THIRD Feast
An excerpt from the song “New Year’s Twist” is playing, track 1. - the host comes out and invites guests to the table
Leading: Dear guests, judging by what was happening on the dance floor and the atmosphere in the hall, under and around our constellation of the Dog, more and more stars of different sizes are lighting up! Soon, very soon, it will shine for us with a new magical light, and the fairy-tale wizard Santa Claus will appear, which is wonderful in itself, and even more so for the owners of our local currency, because it can be exchanged with Santa Claus for pleasant gifts. And there are very few chances left to earn it, because the competitive part of our program is coming to an end. Those who want to make it in time, please contact me! Seven couples of any configuration and gender are invited.
(participants leave)
To the exit - excerpt “Carnival Night” track 18 sounds
- Fun competition for the Year of the Dog "Miracles of Training"
Leading: It’s good when the owner got the dog as a puppy, and he raised it to suit himself, but this doesn’t always happen. In our case, the owner, and this is one of the participants in each pair, and the dog itself, will see each other for the first time, and their task is to play up the given image, demonstrating the wonders of express training, to their musical excerpt. The main thing is to remember that a dog, as a rule, looks like its owner and it is not at all necessary for one of the participants to stand “on all fours” to be a duet: dancing or playing. In general, complete improvisation for one minute per given topic. ....
Example card (for illustration):
4. The dog is a cartoon superhero and its owner is a carefree American.
Track 4 is playing
Leading: Thank you for the positivity and sparkling improvisations! And now the general dance of couples: the owner and his dog. Of course, the ageless dog waltz!
Track 7 is playing (from the folder “Miracles of Training”) - general dance of all couples
Leading: This applause sounds for you!
For the departure of participants - track 17 sounds (from the folder “Music for the script”)
(card options and musical accompaniment of the competition are attached)
- Toast to the Year of the Dog
The Year of the Dog is coming.
This, of course, does not mean
What's from dawn to dawn
The whole planet will bark......
- Video competition "Let's light up the constellation of the Dog"
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materials from the photo album “Famous Faces” were used, thanks to the authors)
To carry out it is necessary the following equipment: computer, mouse, projector, screen or plasma TV.
SUMMARY FOR THE COMPETITION
Leading: I don’t know whether you noticed or not, but, more often than not, we remember with pleasure the holidays at which we personally were especially good, i.e. They came beautifully, drank beautifully, danced and managed to leave beautifully. To make this holiday forever bright in our memories, I propose to do all this in our next team video competition, and at the same time, light up our Constellation of the Dog with a bright light for everyone for the whole coming year!
At the exit of the participants- an excerpt from the song “Star” is heard, track 20
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(Author's Note: The competition is made in a presentation format and consists of three parts, in which participants will be able to show their talents in the ability to make toasts, parody and dance. To participate in the game, you need to create two teams, each with at least 4 participants, for example, one representative from each table (team) or just anyone who wants to. After the teams are formed, the presenter explains the essence of the entertainment and gives, if necessary, comments along the way)
GAME BLOCK OF SANTA CLAUS AND THE SNOW MAIDEN:
-Game "Reach for the Star"
- Star Trek game
- Dance entertainment "New Year's locomotive"
- Exchange office "Santa Claus"
- Round dance of Santa Claus
To get the full version with musical accompaniment, it is enough to contribute a small amount to the site development fund (650 rubles) - conditions and details on the AUTHOR'S SCENARIOS page
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Bonus discount for video greeting:
A wonderful addition to this New Year's program will be: it is offered separately (400 rubles) and (offered separately for 300 rubles), but for those who purchased this script, bonus discounts are provided: for video entertainment - 200 rubles, for dance entertainment - 150 rubles . Therefore, those who want to have in their arsenal a video congratulation, a script, and a dance show can send 1000 rubles to the site fund, this script and a video congratulation - 850 rubles, this script and a dance show - 800 rubles, without a video congratulation and a dance competition, respectively, enough will be 650 rubles.
How would you like to, having worked properly for a whole year, finally, at the end of it, have a corporate rest so that this event will be remembered for a long time, if not forever!
It’s no secret that New Year’s corporate parties can charge you with a real storm of positive emotions and give new strength for work feats for the next year! We have developed exclusive jokes especially for you! We are sure that these funny, amusing jokes will bring any team together even more! We highly recommend capturing everything that happens on video! Happy New Year! And have a wonderful celebration!
Joke No. 1 “Question and answer!”
Participants: Grandfather Frost (D.M.) and everyone present.
D.M.: Well, what, my dears! What are they, priceless! Before we start celebrating our magical holiday, I have a number of questions for you, to which I expect honest and unambiguous answers. As you know, I am a magical Santa Claus and very strict. That’s why I don’t like the answer “no”. So you must answer only “yes” to all my questions, okay? And one more small condition: I will approach one of you and say “yes!” need to speak different voices and with different intonations, preferably without repeating! Clear?
All in chorus:: Clear!
D.M.:: Ay, well done! Apparently, you really want to receive gifts from me for the New Year, right?
All in chorus: Yes!
D.M.: So, my fabulous exam begins!
Light music plays in the background.
Santa Claus approaches a new participant each time:
D.M.: Have you worked hard this year?
1st Participant: Yes!
D.M.: Have you achieved much this year?
2nd Uk: Yes!
D.M.:: Didn’t you offend each other?
D.M.: And if necessary, did they save you?
D.M.: Did you drink a lot on Fridays?
D.M.: Did you always get home?
D.M.: Did you remember everything the next morning?
D.M.: Did they call each other names later?
D.M.: Did you bring in all your salaries?
D.M.:: Were the nest eggs well “buried”?
Santa Claus: Did the spouses find them?
Santa Claus: Did they make you angry?
D.M.: Did you manage to take them away?
D.M.: Did you get punishment for this later?
D.M.:: Did you love your boss?
D.M.: Did you leave work later than everyone else?
D.M.: Did you steal paper from the copier?
D.M.: Did you look at the salaries of others?
18th Participant: Yes!
D.M.: Were you gossiping about each other at lunch?
D.M.: These words didn’t mean anything?
D.M.:: And now we all answer in unison!
Are you all friendly guys?
All in chorus: Yes!
D.M.: Maybe we should drink for this?
All in chorus: Yes!
(pour)
D.M.:: Pour everything into a glass!
And quickly break up into pairs!
Let's laugh now!
But for this you will have to start
Very hard kiss!!!
Joke No. 2 “A fabulous gift!”
Several participants are called. Behind the back, Santa Claus or the presenter shows a picture, but so that the participant himself does not see anything. Before presenting the gift, Santa Claus asks the participant questions, and he must answer them.
After all the questions have been answered, and all the watching spectators have laughed heartily at the participant’s answers, Santa Claus pulls out their gifts from his bag (children's potty, enema, and set: handcuffs, whip, gag): and gives it to the participants as a souvenir.
1st Participant – picture “children’s potty”:
Santa Claus addresses the first participant:: I have prepared a very interesting gift for you. But first you must answer a few of my questions.
So, questions:
- How much do you think you need this gift?
- How often do you think you will use it?
- And if this gift asks you best friend- will you give it?
- How long can you live without it?
- Which of the people closest to you are you willing to give it to? Who needs it more than you?
- Is there such a person here who has such a gift? And who is it?
- Could someone around you steal it from you?
- How will you return it?
The second participant is called. Behind his back, Santa Claus shows a picture of an enema.
- Do you think this is a very precious gift for you?
- Who loves you so much that they could give it to you?
- Will you use it every day?
- How will you feel? Please list!
- Do you think that sooner or later you might get tired of this gift?
- Who could you give it to? Who do you especially like among those present?
- Will you watch how he uses your gift?
- And can you give any advice on operation?
The third participant is called. Santa Claus holds behind his back, but so that everyone else can see a picture of handcuffs, a gag and a whip (a set for role-playing games).
- Do you think you need it?
- How many years have you missed this gift?
- Will you like it?
- Will you be able to share it with friends, or, for example, use it simultaneously while sitting in the same company?
- What sensations will it give you? How do you feel when using this gift?
- Will you suggest your colleagues to purchase this gift?
- Would you buy it for your manager’s birthday?
- This gift is very unusual and unique. Do you think it’s worth filming it when using it?
- If you were asked to describe him in three words, what would you say about him? What is it for?
Santa Claus addresses the audience: Well, who else wants gifts from me?
Funny competition No. 3 “Sweet kiss!”
To conduct it, several participants are called in pairs.
The number of men and women must be equal. Each couple is given a balloon, on which the young man, looking at his couple, draws with a marker the eyes and lips of his partner in the competition.
To the music and at the command of the leader, the balls are placed between the faces in each pair. A woman can hold it with her forehead, nose, cheek or lips. Women's hands are behind their backs. Do not touch the ball. But the partner holds the ball with his hands, like the face of his beloved girl, and chews the ball with a kiss, or rather with his teeth.
From the outside it looks like a passionate kiss! Whoever bursts faster, and whoever does it more believably and artistically, wins “Sweet Kiss!” The winning couple is rewarded with a slow romantic dance.
Joke No. 4 “Musical” dramatization
Preliminary preparation:
Recording of the “backing track” of Mikhail Nozhkin’s song “I haven’t seen Mom for so long!”
6 men are participating. They should have a “crumpled” appearance. Ties are askew, shirts are improperly buttoned and tucked in incorrectly. Jackets are either inside out, or worn on one sleeve, the other dragging. The hair is shaggy and he looks very tired. They support each other.
All in chorus 1st verse:
We haven't rested for so long, we haven't rested for so long,
Neither drank beer nor ate salad,
Every day, we just plowed every day,
And everyone is happy to give their strength to work.
Verse 2:
1st Participant sings:
There is fire all around, there are problems, but we knew
2nd Participant:
What we need to do is definitely win.
3rd Participant:
Clutching the chair, gritting our teeth, we waited,
4th Participant:
When will we be able to pour a glass?
Verse 3:
5th Participant:
Not all of us, not all of us will reach the goal.
6th Participant:
Some were tired, some even got sick.
1st Participant:
But definitely we, but definitely everyone wanted it that way,
2nd Participant:
May the New Year be in time for everyone!
Verse 4:
3rd Participant:
Let someone out there, let someone out there, wander in the forest.
4th Participant:
And he is looking for an elegant Christmas tree in the forest.
5th Participant:
Let no one, let no one judge us.
All in chorus:
After all, the holiday of happiness, the holiday of fairy tales is just around the corner!
The men hug and, congratulating each other on the New Year, leave the stage!
For a festive feast, you can choose any of these.
Corporate party joke No. 3 “Continue the New Year’s poem”
It would be better if Father Frost and Snow Maiden read out. It is also possible to wedge the presenter's words into the script itself.
When New Year's knocks,
Open it to him quickly!
He came to us a whole year ago
Open wider...(doors!)
Let Santa Claus come in,
And with him his toys:
Cars, dolls, locomotive,
And different...(animals!)
We are still waiting and let him come,
A girl is coming to us - a girl!
Do you remember her name?
Of course...(Snow Maiden!)
And let the snowman come
But just don’t let it melt!
Otherwise he’ll have to stand all year long,
After all, everything is there... (sweeps up!)
Joke No. 4 “Draw Santa Claus”
An oval is drawn on two Whatman papers (this is the future face of Santa Claus). Whatman paper is mounted on a stand, with markers nearby. Two teams are formed: “girls” and “boys”.
At the “start” (chair), two teams line up. Everyone first is blindfolded.
Task: speed, blindly, reach the Whatman paper and draw only one element of Santa Claus. Then the bandage is removed and the participant runs to his team. The next participant is blindfolded, he runs to the Whatman paper and draws another element of the face with his eyes closed, and so on. Then both drawings are compared. Santa Claus comments and chooses the winning team! Santa Claus takes pictures with her! Takes a selfie.
Joke No. 5 Corporate skit “I read minds”
Verka Serduchka’s song “And I’m just coming from the cold!”
Verka Serduchka (V.S.) appears with a suitcase in her hand.
V.S: Oh, hello everyone! Where did I end up? Isn't this a train station?
He approaches the nearest stoic, pours himself a glass, and drinks in one gulp.
V.S: And it’s not bad here! Good people, do you recognize me? Who am I?
All: Verka Serduchka!
V.S: And not only! Just so you understand, simple, ordinary people, I am not only a Star, but also a Great Psychic! Don't believe me? Well, look, yesterday the stupid neighbor was hanging out her laundry. I tell her in Russian that it will rain! And she twirls her bullshit and doesn’t believe it. And what do you think? As soon as I left... And it didn’t rain! Her damn linen was left to dry until evening! In the evening, this idiot didn’t even say thank you to me! How for what? Well, I studied the weather and rain with my psychic abilities and canceled it! Do you want me to show you now what phenomenal abilities I have? I can read all your thoughts! You want?
All Yes!
V.S:, rubbing his hands, approaches the man: Let's start with you, our clear falcon! So what are we thinking about now? (makes grooves with his hands above his head) An excerpt from V. Serduchka’s song “Ah, vodka!”
V.S: patting him on the shoulder: Well, wait, wait, it’s too early to get so drunk!
Approaches the next participant, a girl.
V.S: makes movements with his hands over it. The song by V. Serduchka “And I’m going all like this to Dolce Gobana!”
V.S: Oh, what a spender you are, my dear! One husband cannot bear such expenses... Look for an assistant for him!
Approaches the next plump woman. He moves his hands over her. The song “Pie” by V. Serduchka is played.
V.S: pats her on the shoulder: And I’m like that! I would eat everything and eat it! Especially when I’m losing weight... The diet is like this - eat more!
Approaches the next participant. Verka Serduchka's song "Gop, Gop, Gop!"
V.S: No, I don’t understand, have you already taken it on your chest? When managed? Look, everyone is still sober…. Yes, dance again, dance again!
Coming to another one beautiful girl. He casts a spell on her and the song “I don’t understand!” sounds.
V.S: Well, honey, I understand everything! Do you know what I can still read through you the thoughts of your other halves. Don't believe me? Look, I don't feel sorry! Raise your hands, who's married?
Among the men he chooses the most modest one and approaches him. Moves her hands over his head. Verka Serduchka's song "You're drunk like a pig!"
Everyone laughs and V.S., looking at his watch, waves his hand to everyone.
V.S: Everyone, dear ones, I give you a general boost of energy for the whole next year!
Waves his arms over everyone. Verka Serduchka’s song “Everything will be fine!” plays, he picks up his suitcase and runs away to the music.
V.S: immediately returns shouting: “Aha!!! Did you really think that you got rid of me so easily? Who wants to take a selfie with me, the star and the psychic?”
Everyone takes turns taking pictures with her. She signs autographs.
These are the corporate jokes we have prepared for you for the New Year 2020. We hope you enjoy it and your holiday will be so fun that you will remember it throughout the whole year!
