Scenes for February 23. Scenarios for the Defender of the Fatherland Day holiday for adults. Performance by a women's group

For Defender of the Fatherland Day, we offer you a scenario with competitions for holding a holiday in high school.

There is a bench on the stage (or three chairs in a row), three girls are sitting on it, resting their chins on their hands, and sighing heavily. There may be kokoshniks made of painted cardboard on the head, or each girl may have an artificial braid woven in, lying on the shoulder; in this case, it is appropriate to make a blonde, brunette and redhead. If possible, throw Russian scarves over your shoulders. Girls can dress however they want, the main thing is to indicate that they are almost Pushkin’s “three maidens.”

1 Maiden (yawns):

Girls, it's boring...

2 Maiden (sighs):

Very boring…

3 Maiden:

What people say is true

Choosing a future husband

Difficult if there are no guys!

1 Maiden (sarcastically):

You're logical, honey

Amazingly smart

But while we're chatting with you,

If only you could weave canvases!

2 Maiden:

Well, for you, friend

Feast on the mountain then merit!

3 Maiden(jumps up, indignantly):

That is, to put it simply,

Should I give birth to a hero???

No, girls, you are really onto something! Maybe we will first choose suitors, such good fellows, so that they will have blood and milk, and a chamber of intelligence, and a heroic horse to boot...

1 Maiden (sarcastically):

Yes, yes, and half the kingdom, how did you forget!!!

2 Maiden:

Enough with the constant teasing, let’s actually come up with something. February 23 is Defender of the Fatherland Day, so it’s worth finding out who our best defender is here. I propose to introduce four nominations: “Tsar”, “Tsarevich”, “King”, “Korolevich”..

3 Maiden:

You present it constructively!

1 Maiden:

And now I’ll come up with tasks that even Vasilisa the Wise won’t be able to cope with! Here, for example: let our candidates for defenders write how to properly cook pasta and fry eggs! In the meantime, our kings are trying, he will perform...

While the children are completing tasks, amateur performances can be performed - dance, song, magic tricks. It is advisable that this be a gift from girls to boys.

“Culinary” competition

Within five minutes, young people must outline on paper the process of preparing pasta and scrambled eggs, and for the correct answer it is worth taking the exact recipe - the boys will probably make a mistake in the technology somewhere, so it can turn out to be quite fun. The presenter girls collect the leaves and read them one by one, commenting. The one with the recipe closest to reality wins.

1 Maiden:

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2 Maiden:

Are you starting again? It's normal when a man doesn't know how to cook, the main thing is that he has potential! It's good that they even know what scrambled eggs are!

3 Maiden:

Girls, do you know what else I would check? Thinking! Let's give them puzzles and let them figure them out in five minutes!

Competition “Puzzle”

The next competition requires popular puzzles - it could even be “Rubik's cubes” or rings with strings that need to be untangled. If all the guys cope with the task, then it is worth assessing the result by time - who completed it faster. By the way, then, after the end of the competition, you can give such puzzles to all the boys as a gift, there are a lot of similar toys at quite affordable prices, so as a small souvenir for the holiday this is not a bad option at all.

1 Maiden:

Well, I must admit, our princes think well. But, of course, I would come up with some other trick.

2 Maiden:

Who would doubt it... But I also feel that something is missing.

3 Maiden:

I know! You’ve heard the expression: “Men love with their eyes, and women with their ears.” We need to give them a task so that they read with expression a poem dedicated to women, and whoever does it best wins!

Competition “Poetic”

You will need to prepare four different poems about love by great poets in advance. Preferably approximately the same size. You can take Shakespeare's sonnets, because they are written in one way of versification. Or vice versa - poetry radically different in style. For example, Mayakovsky has very beautiful lyrics, and they can be read very expressively. It will be enough for the children to read the poem to themselves once or twice and start improvising. Of course, it is very difficult to determine who reads better, but you can ask a literature teacher or class teacher to judge.

1 Maiden:

How fickle they are after all...!!! (turns away, pretends to sob)

2 Maiden:

What are you doing?

3 Maiden:

Don't pay attention, she was the one who was moved. But I’m impartial, so I think it’s time to determine the winner.

Voting in three competitions can be made uniform, or each competition can be judged by one teacher, or by the audience judging by applause, or by the presenters themselves. The main thing is to remember that all competitions are comic, so it’s quite possible to “play the fool.”

For the 1st place “Tsar” you can make a crown, and, if you suddenly succeed, get a fake gray beard. If you don’t have a beard, then it’s quite possible to make one from an ordinary washcloth, to which an elastic band is sewn. These “regalia” should be left as souvenirs to the competition participants.

"King" - 2nd place. The Russian Tsar, as a character, is, of course, more important in Russia. Therefore, the title of king is awarded to the runner-up. You can also put a crown on his head, only narrow and wide, and throw a “royal robe” made from a piece of fabric gathered with an elastic band or ribbon along the neckline over his shoulders.

"Tsarevich" - 3rd place. Here you can play around and present the young man, for example, with a Frog Princess drawn on whatman paper with an arrow in her mouth or paw, and write a funny phrase like: “You’re lucky, I’m yours!” or “The prince did not look for a ford, but wandered into a swamp after an arrow. I was always waiting for you, I was unapproachable!”

“Korolevich” - 4th place. For this young man, you need to prepare a ribbon over the shoulder, with medals sewn to it, and an epaulette - a cardboard oval - trimmed with blue fabric and yellow fringe. You will need to attach it to clothing with double-sided tape, but in any case, this will not last long.

One of the presenters or all three, reading a quatrain, congratulate all the young people on the holiday:

Guys, we are confident in you

Although you are not all tested,

We look at you with confidence,

And we don’t dream of titles.

We are already sure

That you will defend the Motherland,

We look at you with confidence -

Truly, not “seemingly.”

This is how humanity is designed

That anything can happen in the world.

And defending the Fatherland

Remember - you are his children!

After this, the girls can give the young people souvenirs as keepsakes.

Great competitions for boys on February 23

"Italian" weaving

Weaving as a form of folk art appeared in ancient times, because even primitive people realized that all kinds of things or food could be stored in objects woven from twigs. For weaving the most different materials- this includes birch bark, willow twigs, vines, fishing lines, twine, ropes (by the way, we owe the last type of weaving to sailors, and maritime knots). But so far no one has tried weaving from... spaghetti! Therefore, participants in the competition can be asked to weave all kinds of knots, which are given specific names by weaving masters:

  • eight;
  • tie knot;
  • kalach;
  • Capuchin;
  • Tatting.

Movement at an accelerated pace

Contestants can be asked to depict the simplest movements, but at the same time resort to a trick well-known among filmmakers - how to “scroll” their gestures in accelerated mode. This technique was used by many directors and cameramen shooting comedies - for some reason it always made the audience laugh. Participants need to “speed up” two or even three times, but at the same time show the simplest movements, for example.

Defenders of Rus' (or “Three, even Four Heroes”)

(scenario for a separate issue on Classroom hour, for a concert on Victory Day, on Defender of the Fatherland Day)

Methodological justification:
I consider it most correct to suggest to my colleagues - creative teachers and parents of schoolchildren - not huge scripts for entire holidays or concerts, but similar mini-scripts for individual performances, based on the fact that:
- texts of a smaller volume in the time pressure of teaching and parental life are easier to get acquainted with (and assimilate their content);
- a competent (and over time, sooner or later, we will all be like this) screenwriter (or director) is looking for content to realize his idea, looking for and training co-implementers.

The proposed text may work here in Russia (after all, “where you were born, it worked there”) class teachers, directors school holidays (they often have to become head teachers for educational work), and also - creative parents, arranging home performances with children (and not just family scenes) and workers of summer children's health camps.
The text is quite easy to understand teenagers(up to Mitrofanushki), and even developed 3rd and 4th graders, but still recommended schoolchildren in grades 5–9(it is the most difficult thing to select the repertoire for this age, trying to interest the children, to find a theme and language that would become competitive with pop lightness, given its often low standard).

Including a performance based on the proposed text in a concert or class hour, dear adults, note on every detail (costume, hairstyle, facial expressions, intonation of reading or recitation in the rhythm of a sounding orchestral phonogram - let’s add to Chekhov’s wish “Everything in a person should be... not only beautiful, but also sincere,” and especially when addressing a patriotic theme).

Target– to educate schoolchildren (both spectators and listeners and performers of the 4 proposed roles) with a sense of patriotism.
Tasks:
- to form (or to update) historical knowledge (names and exploits of people who have become a symbol of Russia’s military glory and love for their country);
- using the example of Russian folklore (Russian folk song “Stenka Razin”) to introduce young people to the traditions of Russian culture;
- present to schoolchildren examples of decent humor (different from the primitive or vulgar that has filled the stage and TV);
- provide participants with the opportunity to demonstrate their creative (actor, make-up artist, costume designer, sound engineer, etc.) talents.

The number is being performed to the tune of the Russian folk song “Stenka Razin”(“Because of the island to the core”; which is important to do, given the sad situation with real, and not popular Russian folklore, which includes, talented and appropriate in the context of the plot of the fairy tale, E. Leonov’s performance of this song in the cartoon “The Magic Ring” ").

As a musical introduction that creates a heroic, heroic atmosphere before the start of the number, it is better to use the beginning of the 1st movement of A. Borodin’s “Heroic” Symphony or the 1st movement of “Symphony” in G minor by Vas. Kalinnikov (in this case, in the prologue the main, powerful theme is heard, and in the epilogue - in the moment after the 4 verses have been spoken - a secondary, lyrical part).

Instead of an illustration!:
This song adaptation, like the subsequent ones (and, no matter how you insist, they will be), is fundamentally not accompanied by ANY illustration, so that each reader has his own, UNIQUE imagination (for this idea the author himself and those who supported him, handed over two “Nickies” at once).

1st verse(Kutuzov sings and wheezes; eye patch):
Sasha Nevsky bequeathed to us:
“Who will come to Rus' with a sword,
Not with football - but with sharp, vile -
He will fall by the sword."
I, Field Marshal Prince Kutuzov,
I invite everyone to Moscow,
But who without asking (I'm talking about the French)
I'll tear up the cocked hat.

2nd verse) Peter I (the role is played, that is, the one who knows how to stand on stilts, or a person who has signs of lankyness, sings and yells):
I am Peter, who is the First,
Open the door, Europe!
What, they closed? It's nerves,
But don't play the fool here.
No problem, let’s wave out the window,
Move over, brother Swede!
There is a little strength in Russia,
And Lomonosov, eh! and a bear!

3rd verse(Marshal Zhukov, pathetically and sincerely):
Well, I’m Georgy Zhukov,
(continues with Kutuzov and Peter I) Everyone is glad who recognizes us...
(Zhukov alone again) But not the one who went to Berlin,
He ran away from us with his tail between his legs.

4th verse, composed of saved letters; We even entrust the performance to an unsightly boy whose name consists of 1–4 syllables):
I’m Kolya (I’m Peter; I’m Seryoga; Immanuel, etc.), well, if necessary,
And I study in forty-seventh * .
(all in chorus) But if necessary, let’s stand together
We are for Rus', for our city!

* “... in the 47th”, since this is the number of the school where the author of the words works; but without any problems, *2nd, *6th, -*8th will rhyme in the same way.
For op-amps with numbers ending in 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, you can offer the following option:

... And I study in the **th place.
But if necessary, we will stand together
For you, O my Rus'!

“Come on, boys!”

Progress of the event:

Presenter 1 .

On February 23, our country celebrates Defender of the Fatherland Day!

Today we have gathered to congratulate the strong half of our class on the upcoming holiday “Defender of the Fatherland Day”

1 girl

KARINA! Come here!

Let's talk to you

While everyone left for breakfast

After all, the 23rd is tomorrow!

2 girl

What? 23? So what?

Why is this day so good?

1 girl

Well, what a holiday for men!

There is only one day like this in a year!

We must congratulate all the defenders of the country.

And we must congratulate our boys!

2 girl

What does our guys have to do with it?

They are not soldiers yet.

1 girl

But they will grow up and protect!

2 girl

So far they only know how to offend:

Sometimes they pull your braid, sometimes they push you,

Either they won’t let you in the door, or they’ll call you names.

1 girl

Moreover, there is a reason to congratulate -

We will remind them that they are men.

Let's congratulate you on the holiday,

We'll arrange some kind of surprise for them.

2 girl

I came up with an idea! Let's arrange a tournament for them!

1 girl

What kind of tasks will there be?

2 girl

We'll do a skill competition,

On intelligence, intelligence and knowledge,

For speed, for skill

In a serious matter, be patient

1 girl

Well, then, let's start quickly.

And we will cheer for them today!

Presenter 1.

Let's salute our boys, the heroes of today.

Please take their places.

Let's see how our future defenders grow.

Announcing the holiday program“Come on, boys!”

A knight must be brave, strong, savvy, and noble.

I announce 1. Contest “Collect the word.”

The boys are given a set of letters (on cards) scattered “DEFENDER” and are asked to use them to create a word suitable for our holiday. The one who writes the correct word faster wins.

Read the word you came up with.

What qualities should a defender have? (He must be brave, strong, savvy, kind and noble.)

The next competition is announced

2. Competition "Accurate shooter" (bucket, 5 paper balls)

All the boys line up. Plastic baskets (buckets) are placed in front of them at some distance and balls are given out.

Purpose of the competition: Each team member throws the ball into the basket. Whoever hits the most wins. Each participant throws 5 times.(Sound music)

- They always said about the Russian soldier: “He won’t take it by force, but with wisdom.”

Now we will check which of you is the smartest?

3. Competition " Our soldier is rich in intelligence"

Everyone receives an envelope containing cards (cut proverbs)

We need to “collect” proverbs.

Who will do it quickly and correctly?

Every man to his own taste.

4. Competition " Faster and stronger" .

The defender must be strong.

Let's check if you have this quality.

One participant from each team is invited: the strongest, the fastest. The team representative must inflate the balloon the fastest until it bursts. The team with the fastest balloon burst wins.

We invite the boys to rest.

Our girls have prepared funny ditties for you.

Ditties

    Let's start singing ditties

Please don't laugh.

Don't look at us like that-

We can be shy!

    We sing for you today

And we have the same motive,

We really, really want you!

Very clever and handsome

Congratulations of course

Our entire female team!

    Wake up the boys at night

In the very middle,

They will tell you the alphabet

Without one hitch!

    Don't yawn in class

Be careful everyone

And good grades

there will definitely be!

    It's all boys in class

Even very good

And change comes -

Don't look for mercy.

    And our boys are very

They love to run and play.

And they promise to study

Four and five!

    All the boys are late

They explain simply:

And study in class

It's never too late!

The clock ticked

And the boys dream:

It would be vacation again!

    Our class is all boys

They love to distinguish themselves.

Who draws, who sings,

Someone's having fun!

    All the ditties were sung,

Yes, that's how good we are!

Clap more friendly

We tried our best!

5 Contest "The cleverest"

And now we invite our captains to measure their strength. Each of you needs to answer the questions. Listen carefully. Each correct answer is scored.

(questions are asked to each captain in turn)

    What does a toad eat in winter? (nothing, she sleeps in winter)

    Why do hungry wolves walk in winter? (on the ground)

    What happens to a cat when he turns 2 years old? (the third one is coming)

    Why do ships go to sea? (from the shore)

    What kind of dishes can you not eat anything from? (From empty).

    You, me, you and me. How much in total? (Two).

    What will happen on February thirtieth? (Nothing: there are 28 or 29 days in February, there are no 30).

    What stands in the middle of the Earth? (Letter "M")

6. Competition "Who is stronger"

A line is drawn on the floor. Participants holding hands (with their right hand) try to pull the opponent to their side.

7. Competition "Sleight of hand". Carry water with a spoon (pour water from a glass into a jar). The team with the most water in the jar wins.

(girls read)

1. We wish you forever:

So that you don’t be timid in life,

May it be with you forever

Boyish courage.

2. Study only for five,

We will help you!

Just don't wonder

And, of course, don't fight!

3. Bogatyrsky health

We want to wish you.

Best skiing

And beat everyone at football!

4. May luck be with you,

Only you are friends with us.

Help us in everything,

Protect us from others!

5. In general, dear boys,

We'll tell you a secret:

Better than you in this world

Of course there is no one!

6. We congratulate the boys

And we wish them health

To grow big

They were excellent students.

7. And the boys on this day

Even though they are not babies,

But such naughty girls

8. Mischievous tomboys,

As in childhood, their fathers.

They all look like dads

At least they are much younger.

9. So they will grow up,

Standing up to defend the country.

To accumulate strength for them,

We must give gifts.

So that one stands for everyone,

Well, all for one,

So as not to be afraid of anyone!

    To be friends with girls,

Protect them and love them,

Eat some marmalade,

Everything will be fine with you.

Presenting gifts to boys.

Thank you all for your attention, for your enthusiasm and loud laughter,

For the excitement of competition, which ensured success.

Now the moment of farewell has come. Our speech will be brief:

We say: “Goodbye, happy new meetings!”

TEA PARTY

Prepare a sleigh in the summer and a cart in the winter.

Together - not burdensome, but apart - at least drop it.

The root of learning is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

Every man to his own taste.

For a beaten one, they give two unbeaten ones.

It is not the gift that is precious, but the attention.

The careless one drinks water, and the caring one drinks honey.

Spring is red with flowers, and autumn is red with sheaves.

Prepare a sleigh in the summer and a cart in the winter.

Together - not burdensome, but apart - at least drop it.

The root of learning is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

Every man to his own taste.

For a beaten one, they give two unbeaten ones.

It is not the gift that is precious, but the attention.

The careless one drinks water, and the caring one drinks honey.

Spring is red with flowers, and autumn is red with sheaves.

    Let's start singing ditties

Please don't laugh.

Don't look at us like that-

We can be shy!

    We sing for you today

And we have the same motive,

Congratulations on the twenty-third

We really, really want you!

    Every boy in our class

Very clever and handsome

Congratulations of course

Our entire female team!

    Wake up the boys at night

In the very middle,

They will tell you the alphabet

Without one hitch!

    Don't yawn in class

Be careful everyone

And good grades

there will definitely be!

    It's all boys in class

Even very good

And change comes -

Don't look for mercy.

    And our boys are very

They love to run and play.

And they promise to study

Four and five!

    All the boys are late

They explain simply:

And study in class

It's never too late!

    The third quarter is already in full swing

The clock ticked

And the boys dream:

It would be vacation again!

    Our class is all boys

They love to distinguish themselves.

Who draws, who sings,

Someone's having fun!

    All the ditties were sung,

Yes, that's how good we are!

Clap more friendly

We tried our best!

1. We wish you forever:

So that you don’t be timid in life,

May it be with you forever

Boyish courage.

2. Study only for five,

We will help you!

Just don't wonder

And, of course, don't fight!

3. Bogatyrsky health

We want to wish you.

Best skiing

And beat everyone at football!

4. May luck be with you,

Only you are friends with us.

Help us in everything,

Protect us from others!

5. In general, dear boys,

We'll tell you a secret:

Better than you in this world

Of course there is no one!

6. We congratulate the boys

And we wish them health

To grow big

They were excellent students.

7. And the boys on this day

We are not too lazy to congratulate everyone.

Even though they are not babies,

But such naughty girls

8. Mischievous tomboys,

As in childhood, their fathers.

They all look like dads

At least they are much younger.

9. So they will grow up,

Standing up to defend the country.

To accumulate strength for them,

We must give gifts.

10. Here's an orange for all of you,

So that one stands for everyone,

Well, all for one,

So as not to be afraid of anyone!

    To be friends with girls,

Protect them and love them,

Eat some marmalade,

Everything will be fine with you.

And so, let's think about how to make February 23 not just a holiday, but a fun and funny holiday. While you were thinking, we came up with our own ideas, which we posted on this page. Watch them and amaze men with your originality.

Modern scenes for February 23rd for a corporate party from women. Funny, new for men!

Well, not much time is left for the fair half of humanity to prepare for February 23rd. But men expect a holiday from their colleagues and girlfriends Have a good mood. And here the girls really can’t lose face in the dirt. And if so, then here are new sketches for February 23rd for a corporate party from women to make it fun. Funny and amusing scenes will help you congratulate your male colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day and make this evening unique and unlike anything else.

The first scene is a musical congratulation.
What's a holiday without a song?! And on the occasion of February 23, we need to perform beautiful, funny, but military and festive songs.
For this scene, the girls must learn some kind of dance, for example, change the usual soldier’s march to something bright and danceable. After all, the song is such that you want to march. The song itself is a reworked song based on the tune - a soldier has a day off. Our version of the song says that today is a holiday for men and girls dress up in honor of the holiday. So you can turn the march into how girls put on makeup and dress beautifully.
Here are the lyrics of the remade song:

The second scene is congratulations from famous women.

What man doesn’t dream of being approached by some famous woman? In this scene, all the secret desires of your men will come true.
To make this scene bright and funny, you need to rehearse and find outfits for the characters. And the images here are as follows: Venus, Vasilisa Krassa, Scheherazade, Isolde and Pamela Anderson. These are the girls who decided to congratulate the men in honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day. You girls will have to find outfits for their images and select candidates who will cope with the role. And then everything is simple - after the host’s words, the girls take turns coming out and giving their speech. The men admire and fall to the floor in amazement.
Text for the scene:

Scene three - girls discuss gifts for men.
In this scene, three girls sit and discuss what to give men on February 23rd. During the discussion, they come to the point that the best gift for them would be love! Do you agree with this?
Watch the video skit, memorize it and do the same performance for your men:

Scene four - girls are drafted into the army
This is a fictional scene, because in our country girls are not drafted into the army. But in honor of February 23, we will show men how real girls are chosen to serve in the army!

Military registration and enlistment office. There is a table. A nurse sits nearby. On the other side of the nurse are girls who are being drafted into the army. The doctor runs in and says to the nurse:
- Lyuba, what happened?! Why was I called to work so urgently?

Lyuba:
- urgently, because a new draft has been announced. And they called me - it was Monday, it was still a working day.

Doctor:
- ah, because of this or what? So this is nonsense. Now we will quickly send everyone to the army. (addresses conscripts) Do you want to join the army? You are all healthy!

The conscripts shout indignantly:
- no, we don’t want to, we are unfit, we are sick.

Doctor:
- who is unfit there? Come on, give me your medical history here.

The doctor takes a medical history from one conscript, lifts it up and looks at it. Speaks:
- I can not see anything.

Then he puts the story aside, and a thousand rubles remain in his hand, which he also holds up to the light and says:
- ah, now I see, I see that you are all glowing with happiness, since you are not fit for the army. This is confirmed by three zeros.

The conscript leaves the stage with joyful cries.

Doctor:
- so, who else is there with us? Ah, it’s you, my soul! Come here. Look (shows a photograph), what do you see there?

Conscript:
- I see love and two people in love.

Doctor:
- look, what an imagination. And I see my son, my boy, who shows promise and enters higher education educational institution! And here you are, who interferes with his life. That's it, it's decided - you are fit to serve on a submarine!

Conscript:
- maybe in a submarine after all. And not on her?!

Doctor:
Everyone will serve in a submarine, and you on a submarine1 will know. How to ruin a child's life.

Doctor addressing nurse:
- Or maybe all of them to the navy, for three years?

Conscripts in chorus:
- no, we can’t, we all have love!

Doctor:
Everyone has? Is everyone in love? Then you don’t need to come to me, you should go to a venereologist first. Check your love...

The conscripts leave the stage. Doctor:
- dear men, remember that serving is not just a year, two or three being away from home. This is a year, two or three years to protect us, girls who are waiting for you and believe in love! Happy holiday to you!

The Internet "bins" never cease to delight holiday organizers with new masterpieces - radio tales on various topics, recorded by professional artists and sound artists, with good music and, as a rule, very funny text. It’s a pleasure to listen to them, but impromptu performances with them at a party don’t always work out: the guests who have been on a spree, chosen by the host to play the roles of characters, do not have time to react to the rapidly developing plot or, in general, get lost and remain inactive while the text or sound design is playing . Therefore, with great gratitude to the creators, the text for the presenter is often rewritten, the musical accompaniment is cut out, and the fun entertainment is ready.

We offer just such a version of the Musical Fairy Tale - impromptu for February 23" Love story", thanks to the authors of "Tales of the Military", it inspired the writing of not only this impromptu, but also In this story, the author's idea and plot line are completely preserved, but some changes have been made to make the entertainment more dynamic and spectacular.

(Note: to encourage the “artists” in the first part of the story, comments are provided - tips from the presenter (in parentheses), which, if the “artists” are already active, it is better to omit).

Characters of the tale:

Leading

Soldiers - 2-3 people

The captain is a girl

Political officer,

Ensign

Text of the impromptu musical fairy tale "Love Story"

A long time ago in this world, when everything in the army was not the same as it is now, then there lived a stupid Political Officer, a stunningly beautiful Girl - Captain, and a cheerful Ensign, who was the soul of any company, and whom the Soldiers loved very much. Let's meet the heroes of this story!

An excerpt from Status Quo is playing.

So, it was in the army, they somehow organized a competition for the best ensign, a full hall of people gathered: ensigns from all units came in large numbers, well, of course, everyone fell in love..., fools, our Ensign fell in love with the Captain... .(depict how you fell in love) The love was mutual, the Captain fell in love too (how you fell in love, show me), The soldiers were happy looking at them (pretend to be happy), but... The political officer was against it (he is against it, even more against it) and the Political Officer said important heartfelt words to the Ensign :

An excerpt from the USSR is playing. Be a man

But, in fact, the Zampolit simply became infatuated and hatched his own insidious plans (how he hatched insidious plans) about taking possession of the object of his adoration and he began to have stupid dreams in which the Captain danced for him (Captain, show me how it was)

The excerpt Only you plays (Captain dances)

After these dreams, Zampolit woke up covered in something cold, (literally all) his dreams were carried so far that he himself had ceased to distinguish whether it was real or only apparent. That’s why he imprisoned the Political Officer of the Captain on his lip and began to regularly come to her and read political information

An excerpt from the song “We were born for a fairy tale” plays

And he hid the key in such a place that... in order to get it, the political officer had to be put in a very awkward position. Poor Ensign could not find a place for himself from grief, he came and sang his favorite song

An excerpt from the song Golden Ray of Sun sounds

The beloved wanted to answer him, but the Zampolit immediately appeared and drove her lover away. The captain wrung her hands in frustration and thought: if there was an emergency, then they would let her out and she would see her loved one.

Sounds like a remake I'm crazy I need a war

Seeing such a plight, the Soldiers decided to help their beloved Ensign, well, what a fairy tale! They decided to pretend to be traveling artists and, under the guise of them, rescue the Captain

An excerpt plays. We came to see you for an hour.

But Zampolit had already heard this somewhere, his instinct told him that something was wrong here and the self-proclaimed artists were expelled in disgrace. Then the Soldier friends decided to take extreme measures.

They found out that every morning our Zampolit went, I won’t say where, well, in general, no further than the closet, fresh air breathe...

The excerpt "Where the King Goes" plays

Soldiers tracked him down and put Zampolit in an awkward position

The excerpt sounds: And as you know, we are a hot people..

So... they put the Zampolit in an uncomfortable position, I said... in a very (!) uncomfortable position, well, it’s a fairy tale... in general, they stole the keys from the Zampolit, took them to his beloved Ensign, well, it’s a fairy tale, and he rushed off to help out your beloved.

And the Soldiers and the Political Officer, well, it’s a fairy tale, came to congratulate them, and the audience began to applaud.

Sounds excerpt We wish you happiness