A funny New Year's story for school. “Once Upon a New Year” - a class sketch for the New Year. Happy holiday at home

With fun text and minimal props. These can be skits or fairy tales with a quick change of clothes (or without costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.

Collected here the best New Year's fairy tales and skits - impromptu, the plot of which is connected with this wonderful a holiday called New Year .

Some of them with big amount characters, and some are not, some are designed only for an adult company, other New Year's tales and skits can be performed in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales were written by talented Internet authors - thanks to them for that!)

1. New Year's scene"Chukchi" based on the fable by S. Mikhalkov.

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2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat."

This is wonderful New Year's game It is always fun and lifts the spirits of everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well; a lot depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).

Presenter: Festive table on New Year...for many this is the most important thing: strong drinks, aromatic snacks, delicious salads... Which salad do you think is the most popular in the New Year? Herring under a fur coat? Wonderful! So let's prepare it.

Gives the participant a chef's hat and apron. Asks him to invite guests for certain roles. Places 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Next, the guests sit on chairs on each other’s laps, so that those sitting on one chair look at those sitting on the other chair.

1. At the base of this salad there is a herring, it should be large and juicy - invite two juicy men. And the herring’s eyes are large and slightly bulging. I said lightly! OK!

Men sit on chairs facing each other

2. Place on the herring, or better yet, scatter onion, cut into rings. Invite two blonde ladies, the onion is white! Girls, let's scatter the herring, don't be shy.

The ladies sit on the men's laps facing each other.

3. Now take the boiled potatoes and place them on top. We invite men again. Potatoes, why are you so boiled, let's get more active!

4. Let's grease everything with aromatic low-calorie mayonnaise. Let's invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!

The ladies sit down again.

5. And again a vegetable. This time carrots. Men, we are waiting for you. What beautiful carrots we have! All smooth, long, strong! And what a beautiful top!

Men sit down according to the same principle.

6. Mayonnaise again, ladies first! Let's sit down, let's spread out!

The ladies sit down again.

7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, some of them are not red, or even burgundy, but we hope they are delicious!

The men sit down.

8. Decorate our salad with greens. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you, parsley, make a sprig.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Bon appetit!

Applause to all participants!

3. Instant New Year's skit: "A movie is being made!"

Raise your hands those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, without leaving the spot, a film will be shot in which you are assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate what your role is. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role indicated on their card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, let's start!

He reads, calling one participant in the production at a time and forcing them to “get into character.”

So, the artists received cards with the characters in our impromptu performance, which we will film on camera. They learn what needs to be done only on stage and must immediately perform it.

This is a very fun outdoor game. Costumes are not necessary for her; all you need to do is prepare 6 cards with words and place 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card and sits on one of the chairs. Having heard the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your seat again. With the words: “Happy New Year!” - everyone stands up together and runs around the chairs. It turns out not to be a skit, but a cheerful “running game” with words.

Characters and words:

Holiday - "Hurray"
Santa Claus - “Have I had a drink with you yet?”
Snow Maiden - “As much as possible!”
Champagne - “As soon as I hit you in the head”
Elka - “I’m on fire”
Gifts - “I’m all yours”
Everyone: “Happy New Year!”

Text.

Once upon a time there was a little girl and she dreamed: when she grows up, I’ll have a big New Year’s PARTY, I’ll decorate a huge TREE, and the real SANTA CLAUS will come to me. And at this time, somewhere in this world there lived a little boy who dreamed that when he grew up, he would put on a GRANDFATHER'S CLAUS costume, give GIFTS to everyone and meet a real SNOW MARIAN. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became the SNOW Maiden, and the boy became GRANDFATHER COLA. And soon they began to dream about the New Year's HOLIDAY.

SANTA CLAUS dreamed of gathering all his friends and giving them CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to hear shouts of “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” kissing the Snow Maiden. And then came December 31, 2020. They decorated the TREE. At the HOLIDAY, CHAMPAGNE flowed like a river, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “What a HOLIDAY! And GRANDFATHER Frost is real, and SNOW MAIDEN is a beauty. And what a wonderful TREE! What excellent CHAMPAGNE!"

The best GIFT for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden was that the guests shouted: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

Source: forum.in-ku

5. New Year's impromptu "Morning January 1st"

Leading: 12 people are invited for this. Their task is to depict with gestures and sounds what we are going to read. First, let's distribute the roles (roles are distributed).
Now we listen to the text, depict and voice what it says.

Characters:
Dad

Mother

Mirror

Beer

Fridge

Box

Thunder

Rain

Alarm

Child

Grandfather

Messenger.

Text

DADDY got out of bed hard this morning. He went, looked in the MIRROR and said: “No, this can’t be!” Then DAD angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOTHER opened the FRIDGE with a bang, took out BEER from there and brought it to DADDY. DAD drank BEER and said: “Uh, good!” MOM ran up to DAD, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.

At this time, THUNDER rumbled outside and it began to RAIN. The ALARM CLOCK rang, the CHILD woke up and ran to his MOM in fear. The CHILD was shaking with fear. THE DAD invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the CHILD'S eyes. The ALARM CLOCK rang again and, hobbling out of his room, clucking and wailing, the evil GRANDFATHER came out. He also wanted BEER, but the BEER ran out, so GRANDFATHER hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist at DAD, and hugged the frightened CHILD.

The doorbell rang. It was a MESSENGER who came and brought a box of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the MESSENGER, quickly took the box of BEER and, limping, ran into his room. But DAD and MOM saw this and ran after him cheerfully. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were unhappy, since no one offered them a hangover.

(Source: forum.vcomine.com)

6. New Year's scene in retro style "The Girl and the Thief".

Characters:

Author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (an employee or employee in a fur coat from a grandmother's chest, sample from the 60-70s of the 20th century)
Thief (required in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost

Once in a frosty winter

New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena was walking to her home
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her purse.)

Without sadness and anxiety
A girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief runs up with a revolver)

He waved his pistol,
He ordered me to take off my fur coat.
(The thief actively gestures with his revolver)

At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena is a thief in the eye
Bang! What strength there was!
(The girl demonstrates several techniques).

The thief screamed in pain,
Lena called 02.
(Calls on his mobile phone. A policeman appears and blows his whistle.)

The thief is now in captivity
And my whole head is covered in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds the bars in front of his face with his hands, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).

Snowflakes are dancing outside the window,
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)

The thief looks at them with longing,
Licking pieces of ice on the window,
Gorka is crying day after day.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)

All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
He won't understand that Santa Claus
Doesn't come to prison!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).

Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year,
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances energetically with a bottle of champagne)

Let's say this to the thief today,
Concluding our poem,
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"

7. Fairy tale - impromptu for the New Year "Main tree in lights"

New Year's theater-impromptu. The text is spoken by the presenter, the selected actors speak only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.

Characters and lines:

Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck you!"
Snow Maiden: “And I’m just coming from the cold, I’m a May rose”
Ice Palace: “Are you stunned? Close the doors!”
Main Christmas tree: “And I’m so fucking mysterious”
Staff: "Hold on, don't make a mistake!!!"
Sani-Mercedes: “Eh, pour it, I’ll pump it!”
Cell phone: “Master, pick up the phone, women are calling!”
Curtain: “I’m silent, but I’m doing my job!”

(background music is playing quietly "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")

Text

THE CURTAIN opens. MAIN TREE froze waiting for it to be lit? Here Santa Claus appears on a MERCEDES SLED. GRANDFATHER FROST got off his MERCEDES SLED and parked it not far from the MAIN TREE. And the MAIN TREE is waiting for decisive action. And at this time the SNOW MAIDEN appears, she has a STAFF in her hands, and a CELL PHONE hangs around her neck. GRANDFATHER CLOSUS joyfully hugs the SNOW MAIDEN, kisses the STAFF and takes the CELL PHONE.

And the MAIN TREE feels the approach of the decisive moment. SANTA CLAUS touches the slender branches of the MAIN TREE with his STAFF. From the magical touches, the TREE immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. THE SNOW MAID clapped her hands, the MERCEDES SLED began to dance, GRANDFATHER CLAUS shouted joyfully, energetically waving his STAFF, to the loud jubilation of the MOBILE. THE CURTAIN closes.

8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"

In this case, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest, who will portray Echo, a large bag of sweets and every time he sounds “deliver”, let him go into the hall and distribute them.

Characters:

Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Robbers - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome
Horse
Bear

Text
It's quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and their branches creak. A cheerful Woodpecker is pecking a mighty OAK with its beak, preparing a hollow for itself. An ECHO carries a knock throughout the FOREST. A COLD WIND rushes between the trees and tickles the WOODPECKER's feathers. The woodpecker is shivering from the cold. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and caws loudly. ECHO carries croaking throughout the FOREST. A BEAR wanders sadly through the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO carries the creak throughout the FOREST.

SNOW covered the entire FOREST. A trembling Woodpecker protrudes its long beak from the hollow of a mighty OAK. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and caws loudly. ECHO carries croaking throughout the FOREST. The BEAR finally fell asleep. He curls up under a mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO FUNNY HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, and play tag.

Suddenly there was a noise. TWO BRIEFS jump out into the clearing screaming and dragging the tied-up BEAUTY. An ECHO carries screams throughout the FOREST. THE BIGGERS tie the BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. THE BEAUTY screams “Save! Help!". An ECHO carries screams throughout the FOREST.

At this time, a YOUNG HANDSOME MAN was passing nearby on his war HORSE. He heard the screams of the BEAUTY and galloped off to save her. THE HANDSOME MAN shouted: “Surrender, robbers!”, the war HORSE reared up, neighed fiercely, and pounced on the robbers. The ECHO echoed a ferocious neigh throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, and the HANDSOME MAN won. The robbers fled.

The FOREST rustled joyfully, the CROW croaked cheerfully, and the HARES clapped their hands.
THE HANDSOME MAN freed the BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped on a HORSE with BEAUTY and rushed through the FOREST into a bright future.

9. Christmas story-impromptu "Three Bears".

Characters:

Winter

Snow

Hut

Mikhailo Potapych

Nastasya Potapovna

Mishutka

Father Frost

Chair

Pillow

Trees

A bowl

Bushes.

Text

It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on the TREES, on the BUSHES, on the HUT standing in the forest. And in this HUT sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA and little BEAR. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he stood on it, sat down with all his might, stood up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean, washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. BEAR ran around, throwing and catching the PILLOW, sometimes hitting either MIKHAILO POTAPYCH or NASTASYA POTAPOVNA, this amused him greatly, and he laughed, holding his stomach.

Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that it was harsh WINTER outside, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and SHRUBS were bending to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, and soon all the TREES lay on the BUSHES, covered with SNOW. Suddenly the HUT began to shake under the weight of the SNOW that had fallen on it. From there, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA put her favorite BOWL on her head and TEAR BEAR carried his favorite PILLOW in his hands, throwing it in his hands. And then, from behind the rubble of trees and bushes, GRANDFATHER CLAUS came out, he was stunned by what was happening, and bears should sleep in winter.

And WINTER is standing, it is getting harsher and harsher, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on the rubble of TREES and BUSHES, on our BEARS, who stood huddled together, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.

Then SANTA CLAUS thought, why, after all, BEARS don’t sleep? While GRANDFATHER Frost was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited GRANDFATHER COLAUS to sit down. Washing her face with tears and looking at her favorite BOWL for the last time, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA handed it to GRANDFATHER CLAUS. And BEAR, seeing that his parents don’t mind parting with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on a CHAIR, and GRANDFATHER CLAUS sat on the PILLOW.

All the BEARS took turns reciting poems about winter, GRANDFATHER CLAUS got emotional and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened...... As before, it was a harsh WINTER, SNOW continued to fall on the TREES and BRUBS, the HUT, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH slept sweetly there on his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA was hugging her BOWL, and BEAR was sucking his finger in his sleep, lying on his favorite PILLOW. And GRANDFATHER Frost walked around the HUT and sang a lullaby to them.

10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".

Characters:

Snowflakes

Snow Maiden

Koschey

Stump

Oak

Baba Yaga

Hut

Father Frost

Text
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter and fall to the ground. I see the SNOW MAID is walking, catching SNOWFLAKES and examining them. And KOSCHEY sneaks up on her heels. The Snow Maiden is tired, she looks - the STUM is standing, covered with SNOWFLAKES.

The SNOW Maiden shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then KOSCHEY grew bolder and came closer. “Come on,” he says, “SNOW Maiden,” to be friends with you!” THE SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her palm on the HUMP, and stomped on the SNOWFLAKES with her foot. “This will not happen, insidious KOSCHEY!” And she moved on. KOSHCHEY was so offended that he sat down on the STUMP, took out a knife, and began to cut out a bad word on the STUMP. And the SNOWFLAKES just keep falling on him. The SNOW Maiden came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK is standing young. The SNOW MAID came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil CAT scared me, the SNOWFLAKES path was filled up, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with the OAK.

Then BABA YAGA rushed over, looked at the OAK, and under him was the SNOW MAIDEN. She tore the SNOW MAID away from the OAK tree, placed her on a broom behind her and flew away. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES swirl behind them. They flew to Grandma's HUT, and she stood in front of the forest, and back to BABA YAGA. BABA YAGA and says: “Come on, HUT, turn your front towards me and your back towards the forest.” And IZBUSHKA answered her something like that... Ah, thanks for the tip. That's what she said. But then she turned around as ordered. BABA YAGA put the SNOW Maiden in it and locked it with seven locks. That means she stole the SNOW Maiden.

We need to free the Snow Maiden. Come on, Santa Claus and all your sympathizers, let's buy the Snow Maiden from BABA YAGA (guests buy it either with champagne or by showing off their talents).

Characters: Seryozha, Andrey, Valya, Katya, Irina Petrovna, Snezhinka (Snegurochka).

On stage there is a set depicting a classroom. Children are sitting at their desks: Seryozha, Andrey, Valentina and Katerina. The teacher dictates a dictation to the children:
- Winter came. Everything around seemed to have fallen asleep. Snow is swirling outside the window.
Seryozha looks out the window and says dreamily:
- Eh, it really is snowing outside. If only one snowflake would fly into our class, otherwise sit here, write dictations...
Valya:
- Why do you need a snowflake?
Seryozha:
- Well, why? Snowflakes - they are so beautiful, carved, as if magical...
The music of A. Vivaldi "Winter" is heard. Snowflake runs onto the stage and begins to dance. The children look at her in surprise, but the teacher does not notice her. Addressing the class, she says:
- Guys, now we’ll check our dictation with each other, and in the meantime I’ll write down the topic of the lesson in the journal.
Snowflake stops next to her and blows lightly on her. The teacher seems to freeze, sitting at the table with a pen in her hand.
The children look at all this with bewilderment. Kate:
- Who are you?
Snowflake:
- I am a magical snowflake. I fulfill your wishes.
Sergey:
- But we didn’t want to freeze the teacher. We just wanted to admire the snow!
Snowflake:
- Well, here I am in front of you! Admire!
She starts dancing again, but the children no longer wait for this dance to end.
Valya:
- Stop it! This is not the least bit beautiful or fun! Bring back our Irina Petrovna!
Snowflake:
- Are you sure?
Children in chorus:
- Yes!
Snowflake:
- Fine. I will fulfill your wish, but it will be the last. Because returning everything the way it was is not in the rules of wizards.
Seryozha:
- Well, let! I said it without thinking! We don't need any desires. Let everything return to its place. We will finish the dictation, wait for recess and go outside to play in the snow.
Snowflake:
- That’s the point, you do everything without thinking!
She spins around her axis and throws the Snow Maiden’s fur coat over herself.
Kate:
- Ah! Snow Maiden! That's how it goes!
Valya:
- Eh, how did we not guess? After all, New Year is coming soon. Probably, Santa Claus is already on his way to us with gifts. If we made wishes, they would come true. But Elena Petrovna cannot be left frozen...
Andrey:
- Yes, we can do without gifts! We need to help the teacher out! She has a family at home!
Snow Maiden:
- Well done, you guys, even though you can be frivolous. You know how to worry about others. For this, I will still make an exception for you and allow you to make a wish if you wish. Place your orders to Santa Claus, I will pass everything on to you!
Valya:
- Oh, great! Then I want a nice backpack!
Kate:
- And I want to ask Grandfather Frost for a handicraft kit!
Andrey:
- I would like to receive skates as a gift.
Seryozha:
- And I will ask that it snow all winter! I want to play enough snowballs!
Snow Maiden:
- Well, these desires can be fulfilled! I'm returning everything to its place, expect gifts!
To the same music, he runs away from the stage, spinning and dancing.
The teacher “comes to life”, gets up from her seat and announces:
- The lesson is over, guys.
Children:
- Hooray! Great! Goodbye!
Everyone leaves the stage.

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New Year's gift.

Characters:
Sveta, Natasha and Kostya are students;
Father Frost and Snow Maiden are fairy-tale characters.

Events take place in a classroom on New Year's Eve. The guys decorate the Christmas tree and talk.
Sveta:
- New Year is the best holiday. Everyone can congratulate each other, exchange gifts and make wishes.
Natasha:
- Yes, but these wishes do not come true.
Kostya:
- Why don’t they come true?
Natasha:
- Well, have your wishes ever come true?
Kostya:
- More than once, many times!
Natasha:
- Well, what kind of desires are they, interesting to know?
Kostya:
- Well, for example, I wanted them to buy me a bicycle. Then I also wished for a soccer ball, and this year I will wish for an encyclopedia of weapons! I saw such a cool book in a bookstore.
Natasha:
- Ha, wishes for me too! Ball, bike, book! I wish for a magic wand every year. Somehow my wish doesn't come true.
Suddenly there is a roar and Father Frost and Snow Maiden enter the classroom.
Father Frost:
- Who wished for a magic wand here?
Natasha is scared:
- I...
Father Frost:
- So maybe you want my beard for yourself then?
Natasha:
- No, why do I need your beard, grandfather?
Snow Maiden:
- Well, of course! Do you want to get your grandfather's magic wand, but the responsibilities associated with it do not interest you? After all, this wand helps grandfather fulfill the wishes of children. He walks with her all New Year's Eve, carries a bag of gifts over his shoulders, and has a special power in his beard. The beard helps grandfather remember which of the children wished for which gifts.
Father Frost:
- When you want to get something, you must understand that this thing will need to be used correctly. Understand?
Sveta:
- The magic wand is given to those who wish it only along with the worries that are associated with it. You can’t use it solely for your own whims!
Natasha sighs:
- Understand. Everyone should have a holiday, not just a few egoists.
Father Frost:
- Good girl! Because of your understanding, I will fulfill your wish right now! What would you like?
Natasha, thinking:
- Military encyclopedia for Kostya. He's dreaming!
Father Frost:
- It’s commendable that you ask for a friend. But I already prepared the encyclopedia for him anyway. What exactly do you want?
Natasha:
- And I don’t even know... I have everything! And give me, Grandfather Frost, snowfall!
Father Frost:
- It's always welcome. Here, look outside. The snow has already started!
Children all together:
- Hooray! Snow! We've been waiting for him!
Snow Maiden:
- Happy New Year!
Children:
- Thank you!
Everyone leaves.

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Baby animals and an angry wolf

Characters: hedgehog, little fox, little hare, Evil Wolf and Santa Claus.
A little fox, a hedgehog and a bunny are running and frolicking around the decorated Christmas tree. Suddenly an evil wolf appears. He carefully approaches the animals and says in an insinuating voice:
- Hello guys! Are you playing?
Hedgehog:
- Yes, we play tag!
Wolf:
- Do you know what holiday will be soon?
Little fox:
- We know, New Year!
Wolf:
- Do you know that on this holiday all children are treated to candy?
Bunny:
- Candy? Carrots?
Hedgehog:
- Pears?
Wolf:
- All sorts of things!
Little fox:
- Wow! Where are they?
Wolf:
- In my hole! Will you come with me for candy?
Bunny:
- But doesn’t Santa Claus give sweets to children?
Little fox:
- Last year, Santa Claus gave us candy! We must call him!
The animals begin to call:
- Father Frost! Aw!
The wolf is hiding behind the tree. The sound of a stick is heard and Santa Claus appears.
- Call me, kids!
Animals:
- Yes, grandfather, that’s the name! We want sweets! And the wolf told us that they were in the hole!
Father Frost:
- Wolf? Oh, he's a liar! Where is he?
The wolf peeks out from behind the tree. Santa Claus notices him and threatens him. The wolf runs off the stage.
Father Frost:
- Don’t believe the villain, guys. He may pretend to be kind, but he has only one thing on his mind - to offend you! And candy can only be taken from relatives, friends and from me at the New Year's party. I invite you to the Christmas tree! Will you come?
Animals in chorus:
- Yes, we'll come! And let's learn poetry!

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New Year's Turnip!

Characters: Presenter, grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, Bug, cat, mouse.
Presenter: Once my grandfather decided to plant a Christmas tree in the garden; it’s expensive to buy at the market for the New Year! Grandfather planted a Christmas tree, it grew big and big! So grandfather thinks he needs to please the old woman, the holiday is just around the corner. You need to pull out the Christmas tree with its roots, transplant it into a bucket, bring it into the house and decorate it, and when the holidays are over, transplant it back into the garden so that next year don't buy either! The grandfather began to pull the Christmas tree, but he was getting old, his legs and arms hurt, his back hurt! There will be no surprise, the old man thinks, he will have to call his grandmother.
Grandfather: Grandma! Grandma! Come here!
Grandma comes out and grumbles: I got my Christmas tree, I’m late for the manicure and the spa. He stands behind his grandfather and reluctantly pulls. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull. I’ll have to call my granddaughter, there’s nothing to do.
Grandmother: Granddaughter, come here, I need help!
The granddaughter comes out and is indignant: What kind of tree? You’re stopping me from taking a selfie and posting it on Instagram! What a day?! Reluctantly follows the grandmother. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull. Without Bug!
Granddaughter: Bug, come to me!
Zhuchka runs out and says: I’m tired of you and your Christmas tree, I’m ordering chappy from the online store for the holiday, and you’re distracting me! She grabbed her granddaughter and pulled and pulled, but they couldn’t pull her out. We decided to call the cat.
The cat comes out with a dissatisfied look and says: “You have nothing to do, there are a dime a dozen of these trees at the market, and by the way, I just got my claws extended at the salon yesterday, I don’t want to spoil it!” Okay, don't be left behind. He stands behind the Bug and pulls and pulls, but they can’t pull him out.
Grandfather: We need to call the mouse, she just returned from a weightlifting competition yesterday! Mouse! Mouse!
The mouse comes out: It’s the right thing, the holiday is very soon! He stands behind the cat and pulls, pulls and pulls out the Christmas tree!
They transplanted it into a bucket, took it into the house and began to dress it up.
Host: The moral of this scene is:
Put everything aside!
Get ready for the holiday
quicker,
There is nothing more important than tradition!

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New Year's snowdrops

Characters: Stepdaughter, Stepmother, Daughter, Queen, Father Frost, Snow Maiden.
Music sounds, the Stepdaughter comes on stage with a basket of snowdrops.
Stepdaughter:
- Oh, what joy! How grateful I am to the moon brothers for helping me get snowdrops. Now my Stepmother will definitely leave me alone for the entire New Year!
Father Frost and Snow Maiden come out to meet the Stepdaughter.
Father Frost:
- Hello, girl! How did you end up here in the forest in such cold weather?
Stepdaughter:
- Hello, grandfather! I went to pick snowdrops. My stepmother sent me. She wanted to receive the reward promised by the Queen. But, fortunately, 12 months helped me, now all that remains is to take the flowers home and relax.
Snow Maiden with indignation:
- Grandfather, do you hear what injustice is happening! And this is on the eve of the New Year, the very good holiday! This matter cannot be left like this.
Father Frost:
- What do you suggest, granddaughter?
Snow Maiden:
- We need to teach these greedy women a lesson!
Father Frost:
- How?
Snow Maiden:
- Let's put a spell on the snowdrops.
Santa Claus hits the ground with his staff and says:
- Let it be so! Become, snowdrops, subject only to the Stepdaughter.
Father Frost and the Snow Maiden leave the stage, and the Daughter and Stepmother appear in their place.
Daughter addressing Stepdaughter:
- Well, did you pick snowdrops?
Stepdaughter:
- Yes, a full basket.
Stepmother:
- That's great! Come here! Now we will have a whole basket of gold! Let's go, Daughter, to the palace for a reward.
All three leave the stage. The throne is brought onto the stage, the Queen comes out and sits on the throne. Stepmother and Stepdaughter enter:
- Your Majesty! We brought snowdrops.
Queen:
- Let's get them here.
He looks at the basket.
-Where are the snowdrops? There's only some water here!
Father Frost and Snow Maiden appear on the stage. Father Frost:
- Yes, queen, there is water in the basket, because snowdrops don’t grow in winter.
Daughter:
- But there were flowers here! We saw them with our own eyes!
Snow Maiden:
- For people like you, magical snowdrops appear only for a couple of moments, and then they melt. You won't see any gold, greedy women!
Santa Claus hits the ground with his staff, and the Stepdaughter appears on the stage.
Father Frost:
- Here, the only one who deserves flowers and gold!
Stepmother and Daughter in chorus:
- Forgive us!
Snow Maiden:
- Ask the poor girl for forgiveness.
Daughter:
- Sister, honey, I’m sorry!
Stepdaughter:
- Sister... No one has ever called me that before. Oh, how joyful that sounds. Of course I will forgive my sister. And I will share with her everything that I have.
Stepmother:
- My dear girl! Forgive me too! Only now, just before the New Year, I realized how wonderful you are! There is so much we need to learn from you. I would like to have at least a particle of your generosity.
Stepdaughter:
“There is no greater joy for me than to forgive you, mother!”
The stepmother hugs her stepdaughter with tears. The daughter hugs them both.
Snow Maiden:
- Here it is, the most precious of wealth - a family that accepts you with all your shortcomings. Wishes made on New Year's Day come true. May your mutual desire to live together and happily come true.
Stepdaughter:
-Thank you very much!
Queen:
- And what about me? I also made a wish!
She stomps her foot capriciously. Father Frost:
- Your wish came true the way you deserved it. you saw only a trace of real flowers.
Queen:
- And if I beautifully asked for my wish to be fulfilled, would it come true?
Snow Maiden:
- Don't doubt it, Your Majesty. It would come true very soon.
Queen:
- Then I would like to learn how to make wishes beautifully!
Father Frost:
- Will be done! Repeat after me, Your Majesty.
Queen:
- I'm ready.
Father Frost:

Queen:
- Please, dear guests, help yourself to the sweets from my table.
Everyone helps themselves. The Queen happily adds:
- And please sit down on my royal sofa!
Everyone sits down and thanks. Queen joyfully:
- Oh, how fun it is!
And suddenly he looks into the basket.
- Oh, snowdrops!
He takes out a small bouquet from the basket.
- What miracles!
Snow Maiden:
- Miracles are the main sign of the approaching New Year. Congratulations to all of you!
Stepdaughter:
- Thank you. This is the best day of my life.
Stepmother, Daughter and Queen take turns adding:
- And in mine!
- And in mine!
- And in mine!
Father Frost:
- Happy New Year! Be happy always!
Stepdaughter:
- Thank you! We will definitely be happy!
Music sounds, everyone bows and leaves.

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Sketch for senior schoolchildren "Father Frost or Santa Claus"?

A scene for a school New Year's party. Characters:
- 6 students of grades 9 and 10 (Natasha, Angelina, Violetta, Stanislav, Gleb and Artyom);
- Father Frost;
- Santa Claus.
Music sounds, guys with tinsel, streamers and sparklers come on stage dancing.
Angelina:
- Hurray, finally the New Year!
Natasha:
- Hooray! You can have a great party!
Violet:
- And receive gifts from Santa Claus!
Gleb:
- From what other Santa Claus? Did you mean Santa Claus?
Violet:
- Not really! From Santa Claus! He’s from Europe, which means he can buy better gifts! I didn’t even write a letter to Santa Claus this year. I wrote to Santa!
Stanislav:
-Where did you write to him?
Angelina:
- I found the address on the Internet.
Gleb:
- Cool! And I, a fool, didn’t realize...
Here the music changes sharply (Vivaldi’s “Seasons” begins to play) and Santa Claus appears in front of the children.
Father Frost:
- Happy New Year!
Artyom (absently):
- Happy New Year, grandfather...
The rest of the guys are scared:
- And you, grandfather...
- Happy New Year...
- Happy New Year...
Angelina:
- Happy New...
Santa Claus appears immediately.
Santa:
- Happy New Year! (with accent) Happy New Goth! Who are you Vi-o-leta?
Violet:
- I'm Violet.
Santa:
- Mienya dlya tibya has a subjarak. Here he is.
Santa takes out a plush kitten from his bosom and hands it to her.
- Vi hatieli of the Armenian cat. I didn't understand. Here's a roast for you. This one is also catish.
Violet:
- Thank you. (addressing perplexed classmates and telling them so that Santa would not understand):
- I wanted an Armani coat.
Gleb, laughing:
- Difficulty in translation!
Santa Claus distributes gifts to the rest of the children:
- This is for you, Angelina. This is for you, Gleb. This is for you, Stanislav. Here you go, Artyom. And this is Natalia.
The guys are unpacking gifts.
Angelina:
- Wow! Handbag! How cool!
Gleb:
- Wow! Cool sweater!
Stanislav:
- Class! I have a fitness membership!
Artyom:
- Hooray! New gadget!
Natasha:
- My favorite perfume! Super!
Violet:
- Eh, I should have written to Santa Claus the old fashioned way. He never failed.
Addresses to Santa:
- Thank you, Santa Claus! You tried your best!
He nods his head and smiles. It is obvious that he did not understand anything.
Guys in chorus:
- Thank you, Santa Claus!
Thank you Santa!
Music is playing. Everyone happily sees off Father Frost and Santa Claus and leaves the stage dancing.

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A sketch about carrots and friendship

Characters: Santa Claus, hare, snowman, Christmas tree, schoolchildren.

Father Frost:
Greetings, guys!
Are you happy with Grandfather Frost?

Children answer: YES!

Father Frost:
On my own behalf I want to say,
I am incredibly glad to meet you!
But there is a difficult matter -
The bunny upset me here...

The hare jumps out:
Happy New Year,
I'm setting the table for the holiday,
I really love cooking
But suddenly the carrot disappeared...
What should I do without carrots?
How can I live in this world?

The hare is crying bitterly.

Father Frost:
I know who offended you
I'll tell you what I saw.
Can you hear me, little bunny?!
(The hare stops crying and listens carefully)
One boy was carrying carrots
And he carried the bucket in his hands,
He was making a snowman.
What is all this for?
Well, answer, children, together!

The children answer.

Father Frost:
You guys know everything!
Do you need to take away the carrot?

The snowman comes out and says:
I'll give you the carrot, okay
But I'll ask you guys,
And from Grandfather Frost:
Should I now stand without a nose?

Santa Claus (asks everyone anxiously):
What should we do, children, hare?
What should we do, who knows?

Children begin to answer what would be suitable for a snowman as a nose instead of a carrot - a cucumber, a potato, an icicle, .... cone.

When the children name the cone, the Christmas tree comes out and, showing off, says:
I have so many bumps
For girls and boys,
And for all the snowmen,
(addresses the snowman)
Are you ready to stand with a bump?
You will celebrate with the people,
Cones in the Happy New Year theme.

Snowman:
Exactly, a forest Christmas tree,
You are so elegant
You convinced me
I'll be New Year's Eve!

The Christmas tree hands the snowman a cone, he takes off the carrot and gives it to the bunny, puts the cone on his nose, everyone is happy and the holiday continues:

Father Frost:
Everyone is happy and everyone is happy,
This is what you need to do in life:
I'll give you some advice, guys.
And books will tell you about him:
We need to have patience
And go to reconciliation
Think positively, do,
Let everyone live together in the world as a whole!

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New Year symbol

Characters: puppy, foal, tiger cub, chicken and Santa Claus.

Guys dressed as animals appear on stage. Puppy:
- Bow-wow! Friends, I can smell it with my nose: some kind of holiday is ahead!
Tiger cub:
- R-r-r-r-r! I hear someone walking on three legs in the distance!
Foal:
- E-go-go! And I feel like it's getting colder!
Chick:
- Pee-pee-pee! What kind of things are these? Scary! (She cringes and hides behind the puppy’s back.) Puppy:
- Friends, I remembered! It's December now, right?
All the rest in unison:
- December.
Puppy:
- So, it’s New Year!
Tiger cub:
- Does it walk on three legs? St-r-r-r-r-anno...
Foal:
- Maybe his leg was knocked out and he's limping?
Chick:
- Lame New Year! Oh, what good can he bring!
Tiger cub:
- Whatever this New Year may be, I am ready to help him in everything so that he is good and strong! I will become his protector!
Puppy:
- I’m probably also ready to be a support for the coming year!
Foal:
- And I can carry him on my back! And then the lameness will not be scary for him!
Chick:
- Pee-pee-pee. And I... and I... and I... I can also help the New Year. In the summer I will drive mosquitoes away from him, and in the winter I will wake him up at dawn...

Here you can hear footsteps and the sound of a stick. Santa Claus comes onto the stage with a staff. Father Frost:
- Happy New Year, guys!
Animals in chorus:
- Father Frost! So this is not a lame New Year!
Puppy (disappointed):
- And he doesn’t need our help at all...
The animals lower their heads. Father Frost:
- Why are you so depressed? And why do you need a lame New Year?
Chick:
- We wanted to help him!
Father Frost:
- And you will help him! How would New Year be without you? Just not all at once, but one by one. For example, first a puppy. He will grow up, become an adult dog and turn into a real symbol of the year. And then he will give way to a tiger or a horse. So don’t be upset, but rather decide which of you will stand in line behind whom!
Chick:
- Hooray! Let's first have the puppy be the symbol of the New Year, and then we'll draw lots and decide who's next!
Animals (all together):
- Let's! Hooray! Happy New Year to all!
They bow and leave the stage.

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Fun from Grustilkin

Characters: Snowflake, Santa Claus, Mitya Veselkin and Vitya Grustilkin.
Mitya Veselkin and Vitya Grustilkin are standing on the stage.
Mitya:
- Hurray, New Year is coming! Round dances, Santa Claus, gifts!
Vitya:
- Eh, this New Year again... Stupid round dances, you need to learn a poem, and again, I suppose, they will give you some nonsense like a toy car as a gift. Boring!
Mitya:
- What would you like?
Vitya:
- I don’t know... Just to make it fun!
Here Santa Claus and Snowflake enter the stage. They smile and are in a good mood. They notice Vitya and ask:
- And you, Vitya Grustilkin, why are you so gloomy?
“I’m bored,” Vitya answers.
Snowflake circles around him, looking at him carefully.
- Hm strange. A boy is like a boy. New Year is just around the corner, there is snow - the whiteness blinds your eyes. Everyone is happy, but he...
Father Frost:
- But he just doesn’t know how to be happy. We need to teach him. Come on, Vitya, remember some song.
Vitya grumpily:
- I don’t know any songs.
Snowflake:
- And “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”?
Vitya:
- I do not remember.
Mitya:
- Let's sing together!
Music is playing. Everyone starts singing together. Vitya picks it up. A smile begins to play on his lips.
The snowflake spins and laughs:
- You see, Grustilkin, even you can have fun if you just want it.
Vitya:
- Yes, I really had fun!
Father Frost:
- What should I give you for the New Year?
Vitya:
- Grandfather, give me a lot Have a good mood! I don't want anything else!
Father Frost:
- This is please. Stay with us. Now we will begin songs, dances and competitions. You definitely won't get bored!

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Characters: Presenter, Snow Maiden, Grandfather, Baba, psychologist, Father Frost.
Host: Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman. We lived well. What they didn’t have was a REDMOND multicooker and an INDESIT washing machine and a brand new PORSCHE foreign car. The only thing missing were au pairs.
Baba: It’s hard for me, grandpa, try to clean up our mansions, we need to hire a housekeeper.
Grandfather: Grandma, let us fashion you a house helper out of snow? There's a lot of snow outside, it's fresh!
Baba: You’re always up to something, well, it’s quicker to create something than to hire, until we choose the right one...
(They make the Snow Maiden)
Presenter: The Snow Maiden is good and sweet, but she just behaves strangely, screams, and sings incomprehensible songs.
Baba: Hey, what did you give her instead of brains?
Grandfather: Yes, some part from an old, disassembled computer.
(The Snow Maiden comes up, washes the window and screams)
Snow Maiden: Azino three axes, our game has begun!
Grandfather: Why shout like that? What kind of incomprehensible songs, some kind of Azino.
Grandma: And at night today I thought something strange, I was sleeping, and she screamed: Updates have started, don’t turn off the power!
And I tell her, what do you want to eat, what kind of food? And she told me: The updates are completed, you can start working!
What to do with it, maybe show a psychologist?
Grandfather: Well, let's go today!
They come to the psychologist’s office and knock on the door.
Psychologist: Yes, come in!
Everyone enters the office.
Grandma: Look, look at our strange singer.
The psychologist listened to the heart and walked around the Snow Maiden.
Psychologist: This is not an easy case, just a minute and he leaves the office.
Comes in with Santa Claus.
Santa Claus knocks his staff on the ground, puts the Snow Maiden's sheepskin coat on it, and takes out the same detail from the computer from his head.
Grandfather looks into the eyes of the Snow Maiden and begins to sing: Azino three axes, it has begun...
Snow Maiden: I don’t understand what language you sing in?!
All: Hurray, it worked!
Santa Claus: This is real New Year's magic! I wish you all to spend less time on computers, spend more time outside, sculpt from snow and always believe in the New Year's miracle! Happy New Year! With new happiness!

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Sketch “About the New Year for the daughter of an oligarch”

Dad: Daughter, it’s the end of December, do you know what holiday is coming soon?

Daughter: Listen, dad, I’m only 11 years old, how do I know such difficulties? Go to the fourth living room on the third floor, I think there’s a calendar hanging there.
Dad: Well, we already celebrated this holiday. Try to guess.
Daughter: Oh, I see, this is the holiday when we go to Hawaii.
Dad: No, daughter, the holiday you are talking about is your birthday. We celebrate it on the 5th of every month.
Daughter: Oh, is this the day when we ride on a tank?
Dad: No, it’s victory day.
Daughter: Oh, a day of plane rides?
Dad: No, it's aviation day.
Daughter: Oh, I remembered. This is the day when you tell everyone that you have no money.
Dad: No, then the first of April... or the day the tax inspector arrives. But what I'm talking about is a different holiday.
Daughter: Well, the last thing I remember is the day we went for a ride in the water park.
Dad: Oh, baby, how do you remember such little things. The Jacuzzi just broke that day.
Daughter: I give up.
Dad: Well, the New Year holiday is coming soon.
Daughter: And what’s unusual about it?
Dad: On this day they give gifts.
Daughter: Well, I’m asking, what’s unusual about it?
Dad: On this day, it’s not me who gives gifts, but Santa Claus.
Daughter: Well, is Santa Claus still there? more money, what do you have?
Dad: No.
Daughter: Why does he give gifts to everyone then? It would be better if he bought something for himself.
Dad: No, giving gifts is his job.
Daughter: Is this job highly paid?
Dad: No, no one pays him anything for this.
Daughter: It’s good that you are not Santa Claus. Well, tell me how you celebrate the New Year.
Dad: The whole family gets together, they drink wine, eat salads, and the children shout “Burn the Christmas tree” and the Christmas tree lights up.
Daughter: Oh, I would have said that right away. It's barbecue day.
Dad: Why kebabs?
Daughter: Well, on barbecue day the whole family also gets together, they also drink wine and eat salads, and the children make a fire to fry kebabs.
Dad: There’s so much you still don’t know. For me, the New Year is associated with tangerines and chewing gum for a ruble.
Daughter: Dad, I’m bad with foreign currencies, so tell me, the ruble is how much in our Russian thousands.
Dad: Well, one ruble is exactly a thousand times less than a Russian thousand.
Daughter (Innocently): What a coincidence!
Dad: Remember this, because in our country, in addition to thousands, they also accept rubles! Daughter: Tough, two currencies for one country!
Dad: Well, now let's decorate the Christmas tree!
Daughter: Why dress her up if she’s going to burn anyway?
Dad: No, it won’t burn, we’ll just hang lanterns on it, and they will glow.
Daughter: Well, I was already thinking about jumping over the fire. Okay, let's go.

Sketch “We don’t believe in Santa Claus”

Santa Claus is sitting on the stage tied to a chair. There are 2-3 students around.

SANTA CLAUS: You would have washed the windows together at the clean-up day like they tied me up.

STUDENT 1: A common cause unites.

SANTA CLAUS: Why did you tie me up? I'm nothere indicate the name and patronymic of your most strict teacher ?

STUDENT 2: No. But his turn will come!

SANTA CLAUS: Guys, I am Santa Claus.

STUDENT 3: We understand, but we don’t believe in you anymore. Do you remember I asked you for a B in physics in the quarter?

SANTA CLAUS: You wrote game console?

STUDENT 3: No, but my parents promised me a console for getting a B in physics. It was necessary to clarify.

STUDENT 1: And since childhood, you have been making us learn poetry. You forcehere is the name and patronymic of the literature teacher ask us a lot at home!

SANTA CLAUS: But this is for you?! Do you think I need this? Do you know how many of these verses I have already heard? What about children who cannot pronounce the letter “r”?! Yes, I can’t stand these Agnia Barto and Samuil Marshak anymore! By the way, I want to listen to works by Brodsky, Dovlatov...

STUDENT 2: Who?

STUDENT 3: I don't know. I don’t watch TV series “Russia”...

STUDENT 1: In general, don’t talk to us: we don’t believe in you anymore. We are already adults!

STUDENT 2: You're a relic Soviet era! An attribute of childhood!

SANTA CLAUS: Guys! Come to your senses! Why are you in a hurry to become adults and abandon childhood? Why are you in a hurry to overthrow the authorities? Where is your tolerance and respect for the older generation? Yes, in the USSR many things were not ideal, but this is our history! Let's respect each other and build a new country together!

THE STUDENTS THINK FOR A FEW SECONDS.

STUDENT 1: So, let's put another gag in his mouth!

STUDENT 2: Exactly!

A modern New Year's interpretation of the fairy tale "Turnip" for a New Year's corporate party

Characters:presenter, Christmas tree, Santa Claus (DM), Baba Yaga (BY), Snow Maiden, Wolf, Fox, Hare, Mouse. Props - according to the script.

Leading:
- In one distant abandoned forest there grew a Christmas tree. It grew and grew and grew. Yes, she has grown so slender, beautiful and tender, even now she will lead you straight from the forest to the podium. All the dimensions are maintained, the posture is set, the outfit will rock, he knows his worth. Elka got tired of hanging around in the forest alone, she changed her image and became a star (at the same time, Elka transforms and puts a star on her head).

Herringbone:
- I was all green,
Spiny, branchy,
It was completely abandoned
In that distant forest.
Now I'm all beautiful
Tall and slender
And I'm happy
I'll bring it to any home.

Leading:
- Suddenly I saw someone scratching, hid, and a feeling formed in my soul.

Father Frost:
– I am the new Russian Santa Claus
Came from afar.
Quite tired
And I'm all frozen -
The road is not easy.
Something bad happened on the way:
The Snow Maiden stole my Merc,
But I'm not a simple guy,
Got Adidas on
I quickly attached my skis to them
And here I am - with you.
DM sees Elka:
- Oh-ba, what kind of green splinter is standing in front of me?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beauty
I'm standing all alone.
You went on holiday
Take me too!

Father Frost:
- I chatted, prickly, so be it.

Leading:
- Santa Claus began to pull the Christmas tree. He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out. DM began to call his grandmother.

Father Frost:
- Grandma, grandma, a-uuuu...

Baba Yaga appears:
– I’m only 145,
Baba is a berry again.
I got up this morning,
I went to get my hair done,
I created the whole mess.
Look, Grandfather is not at home!
The old stump has already rolled away.
He rushed off into the forest behind the Christmas tree.
So that I can keep up with him.
I had to put on roller skates.
My roller skates are so good.
Without them, I would never have caught up with the old man.

BY sees DM pulling the Christmas tree:
- Ooh, what kind of peduncle is this? Are you a botanist collecting a herbarium?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beauty
I'm standing all alone.
You went on holiday
Take me too!

Father Frost:
- Don't slurp, old man! Don't you see, I found the Christmas tree. Help me get it out!

Baba Yaga:
- Easily!

Leading:
- And they began to pull the Christmas tree together. They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. They decided to call their granddaughter.

Father Frost and Baba Yaga:
- Granddaughter, granddaughter! A-uuuuu...

The Snow Maiden appeared:
- I am the new Snow Maiden –
Girl, fuck yourself!
I stole my grandfather's Mercedes
I went for an encore.
But there was a problem -
My Mercedes is stuck in the snow
Now I'll be a good girl -
I'll help grandpa!
The Snow Maiden sees DM and BY:
- What kind of collection of old bones is this?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beauty
I'm standing all alone.
You went on holiday
Take me too!

Father Frost and Baba Yaga:
- Help me pull out the tree!

Snow Maiden:
- Easily!

Leading:
- And now the three of them are pulling the Christmas tree. They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. They began to call Zhuchka.
Father Frost, Baba Yaga, Snow Maiden:
- Bug, Bug! A-uuuu….

Wolf:
- I am an angry and terrible gray wolf,
I know a lot about green money.
I'll look out any arrows
I’ll help Frost immediately
- Both, what kind of arrow?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beauty
I'm standing all alone.
You went on holiday
Take me too!

All for the wolf:
- Help me pull out the tree!

Wolf:
- Easily!

Leading:
- And they began to pull the tree again. They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. The Wolf suggested calling the Fox.

All:
- Lisa, Lisa!!!

Fox:
I am Fox the beauty,
Model, anywhere!
Me in any company
You will always find.
Away - I am a decoration,
It’s very warm in the forest,
Think about it guys
How lucky grandpa is!
- Oh, why are we showing off?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beauty
I'm standing all alone.
You went on holiday
Take me too

All:
- Help me pull out the tree!
Fox:
- Easily!

Leading:
- And again they began to pull the tree. They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. The Fox suggested calling the Hare.

All:
- Hare, Bunny!!!

Zayaka:
- Jump and jump,
Jump and jump!
ICQ (ICC) is silent!
Jump and jump,
Jump and jump!
Sotik doesn't call!
- Oh, what are we rustling about?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beauty
I'm standing all alone.
You went on holiday
Take me too

All:
- Help me pull out the tree!

Zayaka:
- Easily! Mouse! Mouse!

Mouse:
- Well, you are dark forest dwellers!

The mouse takes out an ax and cuts down the Christmas tree. D.M. takes Yolochka by the hand and leads her to the center of the circle. All guests stand in a circle and sing a song for the Christmas tree.

Preview:

Fairy tale “Kolobok in a new way”

Roles: (Grandma, grandfather, bun, Santa Claus, Hare, Wolf, Bear, Fox, Snow Maiden.)

Grandma and grandpa talking:
Grandfather: Grandma, you know that New Year is coming soon.
Grandma: I know, so what?
Grandfather: And the fact is that the New Year is just around the corner, but the house is like a ball. Bake a bun.
Grandma: What can I bake it for you from?
Grandfather: From what? Have you forgotten? They gave us humanitarian aid, there must be flour there

Grandmother: Oh, grandfather, I’m sorry, I forgot... My memory has become completely bad. Now I'll go and bake it. Only..
Grandfather: Well, what else?
Grandma: So there’s no firewood at all?
Grandfather: That's sclerosis! That's how they carried out the gas, did you forget? Or do you only remember this when the payment receipt arrives?
Grandma: It’s true! That's it, I'll go to the kitchen.
Grandma leaves, grandfather sits down and reads the newspaper.
Grandma comes in.
Grandma: Well, the bun is ready, I’ll put it on the window and let it cool.
Grandfather (putting down the newspaper) That’s good. In the meantime, I’ll go and bring a Christmas tree from the forest.
The grandfather goes into the forest, and the grandmother goes into the kitchen.

Kolobok wakes up.
Kolobok : My parents too! They put their child on the window. They don't think I might catch a cold!?
He gets off the window and looks around and goes to the mirror.

Well, who makes such koloboks? (shakes his head) Darkness! (puts on dark glasses, ties a dark scarf on the back of his head, looks in the mirror) Here!
Now it's a different matter!

There's a knock on the door.
Kolobok: Who else is there? (opens the door, Santa Claus is on the threshold)
Kolobok: What kind of natural phenomenon is this?
Santa Claus: I am Santa Claus.
Kolobok: Who?

D.M.: What don’t you like?
Kolobok: Grandfather, you are behind fashion. Who walks like that these days? Is your razor broken and you can’t shave? My grandfather has a modern vest, I can borrow it. (Santa Claus takes a razor, goes to the mirror and shaves off his beard) And your sheepskin coat is not modern. Take my grandfather’s sheepskin coat, you’ll still look cooler. (Changing out Santa Claus) And the hat, who wears one like that now? You should also wear a hat with earflaps! Now they wear black, cool hats (they change their grandfather’s hat). Now your outfit is normal. What kind of stick do you have?
D.M. (proudly) This is a staff!
Kolobok: What? Yes, with this stick, your staff, you can only drive away the crows. It’s better to take a machine gun (gives grandfather a machine gun (or a pistol) That’s it! What’s in your bag? (looks in) Ugh, bunnies and bears? Who needs such gifts today? You need to give something expensive, cool. Well, a player or a mobile phone. And look, grandfather, what did you drive? Only the Chukchi ride reindeer! But a cool grandfather should drive a Merc. Where is your Snow Maiden?
D.M. Yes, I left it at home. The time is now such that it is dangerous to walk at night.
Kolobok: I see. Well, now you are a normal, cool Santa Claus!
D.M. Do you think this is how children will recognize me?

Santa Claus leaves, and the bun puts on a fashionable jacket and goes into the forest.

A hare is walking through the forest.
Kolobok: Who are you?
Hare: I am a hare, and who are you?
K: And I’m a bun, can’t you see?
Z: Oh, bun! Wow, how cool you are! Sorry, I didn't admit it. Will you dance for me?

A wolf is approaching.

Wolf: Who are you?
K: I'm a bun, can't you see?
B: (licking his lips) So this is the meeting! And I'm hungry!
K: What does that matter to me?
B: So I’ll eat you!
K: Well, yes! So I’ll crawl into your mouth! You smell from your mouth, ugh! Why don't you brush your teeth? Ashamed! There are so many toothpastes these days! Blendamet, Colgate. At least chew some gum. Here's Orbit, chew it.
The wolf takes the cud.

M. Who are you?
K: Well, damn it, the animals are gone! They won't recognize me at all! Yes, I am a bun!
M. Oh, little bun, it’s so good that I met you, and I’m hungry.
K: Listen, bear! When did you look in the mirror? Will you look? You need to go on a diet, but you made a mess of me! And anyway, why are you wandering around the forest? You should sleep in the den and suck your paw, and here you are!
M: So I haven’t eaten enough over the summer, my stomach is growling (stroking my stomach)
K: So this is because you need to eat natural food, and not all these semi-finished products from the supermarket.

A fox in a fashionable fur coat, a beautiful hairstyle, all made up.
Kolobok: Wow! I met at least one advanced animal in the forest! Who are you, a fox or what?
L: Yes, I am Lisa Patrikeevna.
K: Listen, what do you wash your hair with?
L: Schaum shampoo.
K: Cool! And your teeth are snow-white!
L: So this is Blendamet.
K: What kind of perfume do you have?
L: So this is JADOR (the fox approaches the kolobok and hugs him). Oh how delicious you smell!
K: So this is my deodorant, Menen Spitstick.
L: What a good one you have!
Kolobok moves away from her.
K: Well, give me these tricks of yours! I know you, you can wrap your finger around your finger in no time!

L: Oh, I like you, I really like you. You're so cool, I'm with you to the ends of the earth!

I have a sketch “Once Upon a New Year” - an excellent class sketch for the New Year that has just now reached publication.

One class and them to the class teacher I already liked it, I hope you do too.

The scene is funny, but with an unobtrusive moral embedded in it. Modern, but also slightly magical – it’s the end of December after all...

I wrote it for ninth-graders, but there is no strict connection, so it is suitable for production for almost all schoolchildren - just replace “War and Peace” with Pushkin’s fairy tales, for example, etc.

And we are starting))

Sketch from the class “Once Upon a New Year”

Intonations are important - you need to choose them and maintain the image.

Roles and characters

1. The presenter is a boy
2. Student X (x) - boy
3. Student U (Greek) - boy
4. Student - girl
5. Teacher-1 - girl
6. Teacher 2 – girl

This is how it is for me, but you can change it. You can also add students and teachers, if interested, and scatter dialogue lines on them. If you need to reduce the number of “actors,” then remove one student or the Leader - then let his voice sound from behind the scenes in any performance.

“Teachers” need to be dressed in business style, do grown-up hairstyles, maybe add glasses. The rest of the characters are in their usual form.

Props

Table and 2-3 chairs around the table

Magic book - a large book or thick folder made of hard cardboard (red, blue or green with snowflakes or stars glued on)

Sheets with texts inside the folder - you can legally peek at them, accompanied by the words “let me look”, “what’s inside?”, “let me have a look too”

Bag with a boy's hat inside

Large bag - big enough to fit a book

Duration

8-10 minutes.

You can reduce/increase the action time very easily by removing/adding several wishes of students and/or teachers - I wrote them so that they could be changed without loss to the plot.

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Action

The stage is covered with a curtain - all or partly. The presenter comes out:

One day on New Year's Eve, the following story happened in a school in a certain city.

He points to the curtain, it opens, and the presenter leaves. We see a table with chairs and students at the table or around the table in free poses (that is, not in class). Flipping through smartphones.

Student X runs in with a magic book in both hands:

People, look what I have! This is a magical book that makes any wish come true!

Student U:

Where do the firewood come from?

Student X:

From the forest, obviously... I mean, from the teachers' lounge.

Pupil:

Did you steal a book??????????

Student X:

I didn't steal it, I took it for temporary use. By the way, the teacher did the same thing - she took the book away from the girls during class and said that she would give it back later. Well, we'll give it back later.

Student U:

How do you know?

Student X:

That's what my younger brother told me, it happened in their class.

And he continues, and the rest of the words are broken down phrase by phrase into him and the rest of the students present at the table.

Opens the book and reads:

They say that on New Year's Eve, whatever you wish for, everything will always happen, everything will always come true! The truth is coming true!

Oh, okay - these are nursery rhymes, only kids believe in them.

Don't tell me! The bro says that they just wished for some chocolates, and immediately the mothers from the parent committee enter the classroom and hand out gifts with chocolates. The little one, of course, was indescribably delighted at first, and then they realized that they had sold on the cheap - they should have ordered iPhones!

Well, yes! And just for nothing, a little guy took such precious information and leaked it to you?

First of all, he is my brother after all. Secondly, not for nothing, but for 3 pies, so you still owe me a pie. And thirdly, the book had already been confiscated from them anyway.

Okay, storyteller, open your valuable book, let's check it out.

Open and read:

Rules for making wishes... And here are the rules! Well, there's no escape from them. There are rules in the lessons, rules in the book of wishes!

Will we be indignant or will we make wishes?

I want my hat to be found right now, which I lost a year ago. (Walks around, looks under the table, in the corners) The hat is not there, your magic book is not working!

Don't rush to draw conclusions, better rules read it.

Reads from the book:

Wishes will come true only in the New Year. You can make one small wish for each person or one big wish for everyone. For your wish to come true, you must first think very carefully.

What can you think! Let all the teachers get sick and cancel classes!

You can’t wish illness on anyone, it will come back like a boomerang!

Okay, let the teachers all go on vacation during the holidays, travel, visit, and stay there for a little while. Is it possible to make such a wish? Isn’t it good if people talk to their families a little more and get some impressions?

Can you imagine what impressions we will get when they return and our desires come out?

Okay, I agree - it’s a weird idea to think about teachers, we still have to finish our studies before graduation! Let's not talk about teachers then.

And about whom?

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End of quote.

Further on in the course of the scene, the children have amazing ideas of desires regarding other classes, the periodic table, the gym, the foundation of the school, lessons foreign language, literature and something else. But all ideas are rejected by the students themselves with a sigh, since the consequences will affect loved ones, world culture and, most importantly, themselves))

Puzzled children take a break to think carefully (and the best thing to think about is over pies)), and leave with their things and a book, as if to the dining room.

The children are gone, but the action continues.

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The curtain covers the part of the stage with the table where the children left, and the Presenter appears:

And at the same time, on the same New Year’s Eve, in that same school unknown to us in an unknown city, on another floor, in a room with a sign “Teacher’s Room,” the following happened.

The presenter leaves. The curtain opens and Teacher 1 is now sitting at the table, and Teacher 2 is looking under the table and chairs. Conversation between them...

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• What kind of conversation is this?
• what actually happens in the staff room
• desires of students and reasons for their deviation
• teachers’ wishes and what they actually wished for
• how did this New Year's Eve end?
• and even whether the hat was found...
• that is, the full text of the class skit for the New Year

You can come up with it yourself or receive from me within 24 hours after payment , cost and details are indicated on the page ""

Or you can choose another fun one - “New Year with Sherlock Holmes” (an article about it has already been published).

And also appeared on the website. It's perfect for the New Year too. Children will be interested in performing it.

In general, there will be mutual benefits in any case))

With wishes for New Year's miracles,

Your Evelina Shesternenko.

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