An interesting scenario for an evening meeting with graduates. An alumni reunion evening that will be remembered for a long time: how to organize it. Scenario for an evening meeting with school graduates

Scenario for a humorous theatrical greeting at an evening meeting of school friends (for graduates 25 years ago)

Odnoburtseva Oksana Nikolaevna, music teacher.
Place of work: Municipal educational institution secondary school No. 8 in Atkarsk, Saratov region.

Goals and objectives:
- unification and cohesion of graduates who graduated from school 25 years ago,
- creative self-expression of gathered school friends,
- education of current students of the school using the example of graduates of past years,
- creating a festive atmosphere and joyful atmosphere.
Purpose of the material: This scenario is intended for head teachers of extracurricular activities, teachers, organizers of the alumni meeting, as well as everyone interested creative people(after all, we were all once school graduates) interested in expressing ourselves creatively at a class reunion evening.

Celebration progress:

All the roles of the acting characters are played by graduates of 25 years ago.
1 Graduate
Good evening classmates and fellow students!
How nice it is to meet you today, to meet those with whom we studied for many years at this school.
Remembering those school years, we all now understand that it was the most wonderful time when we were not bound by obligations, did not decide global problems, did not consider financial benefits, and if they intrigued, it was only about how to skip a lesson or confess their love without giving away the secret...
Each of us has our own school of life - it is always different, but our school No. 9 is the same for everyone. This is our common home in which we grew up, matured, were brought up, fell in love, misbehaved and even studied... Although now, we can probably admit that we could have studied much better.
School time is always remembered with a smile, and when you hear the announcement that the school invites its students to a reunion evening, you immediately feel warm in your soul, and you want to call all your classmates and tell them that you haven’t seen each other for a long time, and maybe also sing a heartfelt “ It’s great that we are all here today.”
And may from our day High school prom 25 years have passed, a meeting of school classmates, in the school building - this is always good holiday memory, and it’s also a test of friendship.
2 Graduate
Let's remember the year 1991...
Eh, he frayed the nerves of our country!
From the collapse of ideas to the Moscow putsch -
Because of this, the graduate is tempered better.
We are a generation of seasoned ones,
Survivors, honest, beautiful, in love.
25 years have passed since then,
Nothing is impossible for us.
Each person's star shines from the sky,
Each of us in this life is a phenomenon,
Our successes, talents, aspirations,
We drew inspiration from school.
Music from " Star Wars", marching on stage Asterisks with flashing neon sticks in their hands (later the stars become a star choir and remain on stage). At the same time, an announcer's text is heard against the background of music.
Narration
One day, news spread throughout the Starry Galaxy about an approaching bright event - a meeting of graduates of school No. 9, graduated in 1991, would take place on planet Earth. Will they recognize each other, have the former students changed much, have they been able to become worthy people and achieve their goals? To answer these questions, an intergalactic squad was created, which included traditional school satellites - the School Bell, the Class Journal, the Briefcase, the Pointer and the Globes. Literally, in a few seconds, these masters of school science will appear in this room.
“Earth in the Porthole” sounds, characters appear on stage, moving as if in zero gravity.
Globes
Hello, here we are - your friends from school!
School bell
I am your School Bell!
Briefcase
I am Briefcase!
Magazine
I am the Journal!
Pointer
And I am the Pointer!
All
We are heroes from childhood, we are like from a fairy tale!


School bell performs a song to the tune of “Call me, call.”
Lyrics of the song.
I'm an old school bell
My grandson is electronic.
I did what I could for you,

I have touched your soul more than once.
“Call us, call us!” -
I heard the loud cry of the soul,
I am alive, not electronic,
I am alive, not electronic,
I rang as fast as I could
I'll call again!
In the loss, the Bell runs across the stage and rings.


Cool magazine performs a song to the tune of “I would like my life like a film.”
Lyrics of the song.
You should have your life like a film reel,
Scroll back 20 years,
You were boys and girls,
I keep a series of your ratings.
I won't hide anything
And that’s all I know about all of you,
Don't fool anyone
Hiding your twos and threes.
At the end of the song, the character takes out huge drawn “2” and “3” from a cool magazine.


Briefcase performs a song to the tune of “I am a merman.”
Lyrics of the song.
And I am a briefcase, and I am a briefcase,
I haven't gotten through the door before!
And now life is simpler -
I'm very skinny!
Oh, my life is science!
What a thing!
And I'm friends, and I'm friends -
Only with a laptop!


Pointer
I'm the only one who hasn't changed!
I know, I dreamed about it at night -
Both a threat and a hint -
Your old Pointer.
I'm smart and I'm precise
And still slim
Well, and you, gentlemen,
You're growing something in the wrong direction,
Come on, together, in order,
Repeat the exercise with me.
The original song by Vera Brezhneva “I know the password, I see a landmark, I believe that beauty will save the world” sounds.” The pointer dances, shows rhythmic movements, the star choir and all the characters standing on stage repeat after it.


Globe 1
Such distances are reflected on us,
But unfortunately, there is no waist!
We will show you the world, as if in flight, in an airbus,
We spin for you - we are globes.
Globe 2
You look at us with all your eyes,
And we can’t help but admit...
Globe 1
All your teachers were wonderful,
But most of all they put their soul into you - you’re awesome!
Globes perform a song to the tune of “Oh, what a woman!” Other globes invite two homeroom teachers to a slow dance.


Lyrics of the song.
1. In the whirlwind of school life,
Laborious, restless,
I don’t know a more reliable person.
The children were taken in 5th grade,
You have averted all the misfortunes,
Kindness warmed the soul.
You loved the class very much, you defended it every time,
And they forgave them any prank.....
Chorus:
I wish everyone had one like this!
Oh, how cool, how cool,
I wish everyone had one like this!
2. The years passed quickly,
Carrying with you adversity,
And the time has come to part.
And in an elegant school hall
You presented the certificates,
They said wishes.
We stood in a tight friendly circle,
And suddenly they wiped away the tears,
Imagining our life differently...
The music starts playing and the Star appears.

An alumni reunion evening is a meeting with your childhood and youth, it’s an occasion to remember school and have fun, like in previous years. This opportunity is given funny scenes about teachers and students at the graduation party in 2020.

We offer funny scene about school life at the homecoming evening, which is called “Bandits”.

School class, students sit with their eyes down on the floor. The door swings wide open and the teacher appears.

teacher:
- Hello, bandits, lazy people, slobs, losers! Stand up, bandits! Sit down, bandits! Get up, sit down!

One of the students sits down and gets up at the wrong time.

teacher:
- Petrov, two for inattention!

The original skit for the evening of the meeting with graduates continues, and the teacher opens the magazine

teacher:
- Who is absent?
Pupil(scared):
- S...s..s..
- Is Sidorov not there? "Two" to Sidorov.
Pupil:
- S...s...s...
- Is Smirnov not there? "Two" to Smirnov.
Pupil:
- S...s...s...

teacher:
- And you have a “two” so that you don’t stutter! Now let's check how you completed homework. Here you are, Petrov, solved one hundred and fifteen test problems?!
Petrov:
- No, I just decided one hundred and five...
teacher:
- Two! And you, Zvezdochkina?
Gets up from the first desk excellent student with two huge bows:
- Yes.
- You're lying! You copied it from him! (Points to the poor student on the last desk.)

The skit for the graduation party 2020 is continued by the teacher and the poor student.

teacher:
- Hey, you, from the last desk... March to the blackboard!

The student, trembling, comes to the board, spreads his legs and raises his hands up.

teacher:
- Are there any cheat sheets?!
Student:
- No.
– What if you think about it carefully?
- I forgot them at home.
“Didn’t you forget your head at home?” So, I wasn’t prepared! Two!!!

The student, sobbing, goes to his place, and the skit about school life at the graduation party continues.

teacher(looks at his watch and addresses the class):
- There are five minutes left until the end of the lesson. This means you will have time to do a small test. Those who solve twenty out of ten problems will receive a “three”. I'll give the rest "twos".

The guys are whispering. teacher:
- Everyone be silent! Hand out the leaves! Collect leaves!

Excellent student Zvezdochkina(pulls out his hand):
- But I didn’t have time...
- Be silent! Everyone stand up! I say stand up, bandits! Sit down, bandits! Get up! And if this happens again, I will call ro-di-te-ley to school! I'm telling you, loser!

The student from the back row falls to the floor.

teacher:
- Well, what a contingent! And where did they find these slackers...

A comic skit for a graduation party ends with the words of a student who gets up and looks around the class in bewilderment:
- It’s so good that I only dreamed of all this! And at our school everything was different!

A melody sounds
students take the stage

1. Children, school, teachers... The words are known and familiar to everyone

But everyone has their own memories, emotions, feelings they evoke

2. Most often it’s childhood, laughter, the joy of communicating with friends and classmates, funny Games, lessons, breaks, holidays, hikes...

3. And teachers who emerge from time to time in your memory until the end of your days; from whom you took something for yourself; the words they said live in you and you pay attention to them even in adulthood.

It's strange, but that's how it is.

There's no getting around this.

4. School... Once upon a time you lived in it vigorously, studied, grew quickly and matured, and now it lives in you quietly and unnoticed, but is always present, ready to emerge in your memory at any moment.

6. It's real best years In human life. That is why these thoughts come with such warmth and ease, and that is why the school years are not forgotten.

And I want to say the best words about the school and teachers.

There's a song about school
___________________________________________________
The host of the holiday comes out
Presenter.
Good evening, dear teachers, students, graduates of many generations.

Today, like every year, the school hospitably invited you to a meeting with your childhood, your native environment, and wise mentors.

There's a melody playing

Presenter.
Today we send sincere congratulations to all school graduates, special attention today

TO OUR ANNIVERSARY.

I would like to know which anniversary issue has a larger lineup today.

Roll call

Are there any eldest celebrants – graduates – at our celebration?
1951, 1956, 1961, 1966?

Or maybe today a larger group of graduates gathered in their 70s and 80s?

Are there any graduates among us from 1971, 1976, 1981, 1986?

Apparently, the graduates were also looking forward to meeting their childhood
1991, 1996, 2001, 2006.

We are pleased to greet graduates of all years with applause.

But, probably, the youngest students – the 2015 graduates – missed school the most. Let's congratulate them too.
Presenter.
Graduates, teachers and guests!
You flew like a crane to school,
Which greets you joyfully.
And the director will congratulate you with a welcoming speech!

The floor is given to the school principal ___________________

There's a melody playing
10th grade students come out.

1. On air is a sensual weather forecast for today.

2. At our evening high temperature regime Have a good mood and bright smiles.

3. A cyclone of positive emotions is approaching.

4. Possible south wind of pleasant memories.

5. Precipitations are expected in the form of tears from the joy of meeting and warm handshakes and hugs from old friends.

6. The weather show is sponsored by our open hearts.

7. We have many guests at school today, and we are the hosts of this holiday, so let me congratulate you at our home school and introduce ourselves.

Guys.

The girls are mysterious, beautiful, extravagant, smart and moderately serious. Favorite object is a mirror. They like to decide difficult tasks, the main one is what to wear to school tomorrow. They also enjoy doing shooting exercises - shooting candies and coins. They also shoot mercilessly to the right and to the left. They finish off their victims with edged weapons - sharp tongues and heels, which they master to perfection.

Girls.

Our guys: tall, athletic, elegant, reliable, with a sparkling sense of humor. Favorite subject: school recess. They like to solve complex problems - what excuse can you come up with not to go to school tomorrow? They also enjoy pulling girls’ pigtails, hiding their briefcases from them, and rubbing them with snowballs.

Together.

Therefore, welcome the modern, creative, democratic students of the school.

Guys.
It seems we forgot to introduce our teachers

Dance ______________________________

Presenter.

Dear graduates!

Your paths and roads have merged today into one and only one, which took you back to your childhood and youth, leading to your native school, your temple of science.

As you can see, everything here is the same as before, children chirping loudly, anxious and patient teachers...

But you are no longer the same.

Behind you are the roads of life so different and so complex.

Therefore, let's get to know you better: tell today's students about yourself, your class, your teachers, minutes school life.

What are the most memorable paths in life that you took after graduation?

The survey questions prepared by our students will help you answer confidently and not get confused.

Questionnaire
"Remember your school days"
1.What year did you graduate from school? Are you celebrating an anniversary?
2.Who was your first teacher? Who is the class teacher?
3.How many students were in the class?
4.What moments of school life did your class remember forever?
5.Did you have any favorite lessons or teachers?
6.What did the students in your class respect most about each other?
7.What would you like to wish to your students?

Alumni speeches

We give the floor to the oldest students of the school - graduates
1951, 1956, 1961, 1966.

We would like to meet the students of our school who graduated from
1971.

We give the right to remember their school years to graduates of 1976.

We invite the graduates of 1981 to speak.

We would like to give the floor to the graduates of 1986.

We would like to meet the graduates of 1991.

The graduates of 1996 also want to tell us about the school and their class.

What do the graduates of 2001 remember about their graduation?

We give the floor to our youngest anniversaries - graduates of 2006.

Our youngest graduates of 2015 are also eagerly awaiting their words.

They also want to tell us about their first session, oh student life, about that long-awaited independent life!

Presenter

Our school is our history.

A large family of teachers worked and works there.

These are our mentors, people who lovingly gave and give to their students their mind, heart, soul and the most valuable thing - health.

Gone into eternity, but forever remained in the hearts of students and colleagues teaching staff. They will never meet their students and colleagues again. Eternal memory to them.
(slides with teacher names are flipped)

Minute of silence (METRONOME)

________________________________________________________________
Final words from the presenter
Dear guests, dear teachers!
Our holiday journey through the Land of Knowledge has come to an end.

But the meeting with childhood continues, because the next page of today’s holiday is “Memories with the Family.”
Together. We wish you a pleasant holiday.

See you again!

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SCENARIO OF AN EVENING MEETING WITH SCHOOL GRADUATES

Amidst the turmoil of endless everyday life,
Among important matters and petty troubles
Return to the world of carefree youth
Gives a chance to our school meeting evening.
Come to school - school is waiting! It will open its doors wide to all its graduates on February 4, 2014 at 18:00.

(The song “Evening of School Friends” is played. Graduates and guests are greeted by cheerful buffoons at the entrance to the assembly hall, and Baba Yaga can be entrusted with registering guests, taking autographs and memorable addresses.)

Buffoons.
Welcome! Welcome!
Come into the hall, dear guests!
Come, guests, to us,
We will be very glad to see you!
Baba Yaga(calls for registration).
Wait, don't rush,
Take a break here for a bit!
Your address as a keepsake
Please leave it with me!
And if it's not a secret,
Tell me, did you love studying or not?
What did you become when you left school?
Having chosen a new path for yourself?

Wishes to teachers and students

Don't forget to drop a line!

(Registers former graduates - guests of the evening: what year they graduated, where they are currently working or studying, by whom, etc.)

(The school bell rings. This is the signal for the start of the concert. The soundtrack of the song “School Years” plays. The hosts of the evening appear on stage.)

1). I've loved school bells for a long time...

2). Any route goes into the distance from them

And the ships leave the pier.

The floor is given to the school director N.Z. Sokova.

DIRECTOR. Good evening, our dear graduates! We are sincerely glad that those whose ringing voices filled the school with life a year or five years ago have once again gathered within these walls. Whose victories and defeats were the source of joy and sorrow for the teachers. For those who enter the classroom with excitement and love every day, you are still students.

With love and gratitude, we are pleased to welcome you, dear teachers: those who work today, giving their talent, soul and heart to the school, and for whom the school has become a second home.

The walls will smell of distant youth,
The familiar white poplar will snow,
As if the world had never known change:
On the same faces - the same light lies.

Leading. Winters and springs have flown by.
You have already become adults,
But let's remember your school days.
Calls and changes again,
Lessons, first love,
Teachers who were close to you.

Presenter: School... When you leave it, you will dream about it for a long time.

A string of days flew by -
We have nowhere to go
But I will always dream about you -
Country of childhood!

They say you dream about what is missing in life.

Leading: It’s not without reason that they say that you only truly appreciate something when you lose it. Many things have an amazing means - to return to people the memory of the past, to give the joy of lived moments that have not been allowed to repeat for a long time.

Leading: And when we look back at the path we have traveled, when we are looking for support and support, we open our school album.

Leading: Our school album contains episodes of school life - amazing events and incidents, joys and failures, moments of meetings with you, our graduates, captured in a flash.

Leading: You want to dedicate at least a few shots to each of you, but where can you find film that could accommodate you all?

Leading: Don’t be offended by us for choosing the group portrait genre for our photo album - after all, in it you will see yourself, your teachers, as you would have been in your school years.

Leading: So, get ready! Please don’t make stern faces, don’t attach importance to film defects and the imperfections of our photographic skills. Smile with us. Attention - we are filming!

(Slide show " School album»)

Presenter:

I've loved school bells for a long time...
And yet, it cannot be otherwise,
It starts with them live connection lines
And the first thoughts on the task.

Any route goes far away from them
And in them joyful discoveries begin,
This is probably how rockets take off
And the ships leave the pier.

Leading. You also left the walls of our school, but the teachers remember all of you. And now we would like to see how well you remember school, the subjects that you studied here. You all graduated from school in different years, but once you were a friendly class, let's remember that time.

2 classes GRADUATES and STUDENTS are being formed. Now we will teach several lessons.

(The bell rings).

Lesson 1.Knowing the world (or a little about everything).
We answer questions. I remind you that you must raise your hand to answer.

In the novel "Destruction" by Fadeev, the following characters participate::
Blizzard
Morozko
Snow Maiden
Father Frost
Complete the quote: “I go out alone...”
to work
on the road
on the bear
Substances that consist of two elements, one of which is oxygen, are -
acids
oxides
alkalis
oxygen
What formula actually exists:
Isaeva-Stirlitz
Newton-Leibniz
What difference does it make to you
Went to the North Pole...
Seduxen
Kim Il Sung
Amundsen
Karl Marx wrote...
Radical
Integral
Capital
When adding numbers it turns out
work
sum
private
a lot of

You completed all the tasks with dignity, which means we didn’t teach you in vain. The first lesson is over (the bell rings). I ask you not to leave for recess.

Lesson 2 - integrated - mathematics and linguistics.

Now we will find out which class knows these two subjects better. And we will start the lesson with mental calculation. Let's count it like this. First grade says the first number in English. Second class - second, but in Bashkir - , First - in Russian, Second - again in English, and so on. The class that gets it wrong is eliminated. (Call)

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Lesson 3- music.

Now all classes will show what else they are capable of. You will have to remember and sing to us in chorus in 3 minutes some song about school. (Song Contest)

You all sing wonderfully, well done! (bell rings)

(Concert number. The bell is ringing)

Lesson 4- literature.
Oral essay on the topic: “Declaration of love…” - to whom? You decide for yourself. So, who is ready to answer at the board, i.e. at the microphone? (Graduates speak)

Leading. So our school day is over. We congratulate you and for your excellent academic achievements and exemplary behavior we present you with our musical gift.

(Concert number. The bell is ringing)

Where are you, school books?
And homework?

Who is sitting at the desk now?
Behind the second one by the window?

Your girls got married
Your boys got married.

And for you, for classmates,
The whole country became a class.

You are already called by your patronymic
Our generation is the youngest.

But everyone values ​​school friendship,
Just like in the old days.

To each other you are still -
The same girls and boys.

For whom, simply,
The whole country became a class.

1st presenter.

Dear graduates, tell us how your life turned out: where you study, where you work. Tell future graduates about your educational institution, perhaps some of them will decide to follow in your footsteps. (Alumni speeches)

Leading: And now we have an extracurricular activity. We invite you to take part in the game "Lucky Chance". One team is formed from graduates, and the other from school students. And the match will be judged by our respected jury - teachers. So, the first competition - "Warm-up."

1. Which question cannot be answered in the affirmative? (Are you sleeping?)
2. There are teeth, but no mouth. What is this? (Saw)
3. When it is needed, the sailors throw it away, when not, they raise it... (Anchor)
4. What can be broken into Peaceful time having received gratitude for it? (Garden)
5. Which branch does not grow from the tree? (Railway)
6. Which regular in kitchens, canteens and restaurants has a mustache longer than his legs? (At the cockroach)
7. What do the rider and the rooster have in common? (Spurs)
8. When can you carry water in a sieve? (Winter)

9. A continent with no rivers. (Antarctica)
10. Between what two identical letters can you put a small horse and get the name of the country? (Japan)
11. What notes do sailors use to measure distance? (Mi-la-mi)
12. Which great composer performed his works while deaf? (Beethoven)
13. What two notes grow in the garden? (Beans)
14. Which of the great composers performed in concerts at the age of preschoolers? (Mozart)

Leading. The jury's word. (Jury Score)

Presenter. And our second competition - rectime.

1st task. Imagine that a new specialty store has opened. Come up with at least 5 types of goods that could be sold there, and explain why. The store is called "Everything for Losers".

2nd task. Come up with texts for posters that could hang: in the school locker room; above the director's office; on the doors of the dining room. (Completing tasks)

Presenter. Well done! It is clear that you have developed creative abilities and know how to work in a team. What will our esteemed jury say? (Jury Score)

Leading. Our third competition - “Take more - throw further...”. The teams must respond to my questions very quickly.

Questions for the first team.

1. Birds whose wings are covered with scales. (Penguins)
2. Where can’t you find a dry stone? (In water)
3. What grows upside down? (Icicle)
4. Viut Lee migratory birds nests in the south? (No)
5. They are freezing in the hut, but not outside. (Window)
6. Wishing you a safe voyage... ("Seven Feet Under the Keel")
7. When do women talk the least? (In February. This month has only 28 days)
8. Time for harvesting grain. (Strada)

Presenter. And now questions for the second team.

1. Where is it better for a hare to run - uphill or downhill? (Uphill)
2. Why do yogis sleep on nails? (It's harder to get up from screws)
3. Does the chicken breathe in the egg? (Yes)
4. Which flower has a male and female name? (Ivan da Marya)
5. Which elephant does not have a trunk? (At the chess room)
6. In what case can a boy be called by a female name? (If he's a sleepyhead)
7. Will it melt? snow woman what if she wears a fur coat? (No)
8. Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (Broken)

Everyone is probably eager to find out the results?! I, too, am burning with curiosity. Jury, show us your cards quickly. (Jury Score)

Leading. Dear participants, remember that you often had to fantasize, explaining to the teacher the reason for unlearned or missed lessons. Have you lost this amazing gift of fantasy yet? Now we will check this in competition of dreamers.

Come up with a new use for an unwanted item:

Empty tin can.

A burnt out light bulb. (Completing tasks)

Your imagination, dear participants, can only be envied. It's time to give the Nobel Prize for your inventions. I wonder whose performance made a greater impression on the jury? (Jury Score)

Presenter. Any idea can be expressed briefly and clearly. Our next competition will test your speaking skills. So, public speaking competition. Try saying the following without repeating a single word:

The fly landed on the jam.
A sparrow flew into the window.
The clock strikes twelve times.

Wonderful! I ask the jury to sum up the results of the last competition and the entire competition. (Jury assessment)

Leading.
Graduates! Which one of you is ready
Should I perform on stage now?
Don't be shy, come out boldly,
Tell us a little about yourself.
You can sing and dance,
Or poems for all of us to read.
(Graduate speeches)

Presenter.
The evening of the meeting does not end here,
It continues with the disco.

Leading.
And we say goodbye to all of you:
"See you again, friends! And goodbye!"

Presenter: We wish you, friends, success in your studies and work! Be kind, energetic, strong in spirit. Leading: Remember that your successes, your joy are both our successes and our joy. Don’t forget your home school and come here more often, here they remember you, love you and are waiting for you.

Music from "Star Factory" is playing. The ceremonial beginning of the alumni meeting evening.

Presenter: Hello, dear graduates of the star factory called Spartak High School! We are pleased to welcome all of you, factory workers, to this gala evening of alumni reunion. And according to tradition, we give the floor to the director first.

Lesha (student playing the role of director): I am glad to welcome you all to this hall, the place where our finished products are demonstrated. And our factory produces high-quality products. There is everyone here: there are no astronauts, there are no Nobel laureates, and there are no ministers --- in general, we have no sponsors.

But I have connections at the expense of my manufacturers: in district hospital your children's doctor, nurse;

Graduates always give up their seats on the bus... to seats for the disabled. I am glad for each of your finally departed issues, because with each departure I become exactly a year younger. True, there was once a case when I immediately became 3 years younger: it was in 1956, when my “favorite” 10 “A, B, C” left. It seems they are not there today...

(Grandmothers come out from behind the scenes)

Tanya: When it seems, you need to be baptized!

Alena: Why did the director announce us as always? I really thought that for the golden anniversary of our graduation there would be something cooler.

Nadya: There is no one here more anniversary than us.

Katya: We are like Cleopatra - antique, antique...

Inna: Well, it is, that is.

Katya: Is it time to eat already?

Tanya: I remember, you used to bring a piece of lard with you, cut it into 3... grades, smell it and wrap it in newspaper again, leave it for tomorrow.

Alena: Yes, school today is not what it used to be: computers, the Internet, CD-ROMs, phones in 1st grade!

Nadya: And in our time there were not enough fingers and toes, they brought counting sticks with them to class - that’s what mathematics was all about.

Katya: What do they wear? Are these skirts just a disgrace? It’s a shame to walk up the stairs to the 2nd floor in this one.

Nadya: And also geography, remember? Sometimes, in geography, you’ll point to a “boot” on the map... It’s clear to you that this is Spartak: the toe is Lugovaya (where A.G. lives), the boot is Pionerskaya Street, and the holey heel is the school. What's unclear here? And the teacher said: Italy, they say, this is Italy...

Katya: What geography! You will remember the singing! Well, when did we sing to “plywood”? Let's just live. Yes, everyone wanted to be a soloist. Where is Vitas from us? They gave us special lessons on the sports ground so that the whitewash from the ceiling would not fall off and the windows would not burst.

Tanya: And how many performances we performed, how many accordions they tore, how many we traveled around Europe: we were in Lyakhovo, and in Pionersk, and how we were greeted in Karamaly!

Alena: And they organized their own disco, the guys came to visit on horses. They brought their own balalaikas... And now when they turn on “PRODIGI”, I really want to put a helmet on the DJ.

Presenter: Those who remember themselves best as students are those who graduated from school 40-35 years ago. After all, the older people get, the more precious a carefree childhood is to them. And we dedicate this song to these graduates who are now in the hall.

Grandmothers: Well said; Let's go and listen too.

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Nadya: What a song! Cool song! But is this the only thing our students do great? They still dance great!

Katya: Yes, we are always ready to dance. Where are our gentlemen?

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Alena: And we studied better. It’s not for nothing that we returned here as teachers; we will even conduct master classes. I still remember some theorems in mathematics. For example, my favorite theorem says that a crocodile is longer than it is wide. Who remembers how to prove it? That's the same thing, but I remember.

The proof is carried out in 2 stages. First you need to prove that the crocodile is longer than green, and then that it is greener than wide.

1. The crocodile is long both above and below, and it is green only on top. Therefore, the crocodile is longer than green.

2. The crocodile is green both lengthwise and crosswise, but wide only crosswise. Therefore, the crocodile is more green than wide.

Q.E.D. Really, Galina Vladimirovna?

Nadya: But here are young people sitting, a quarter of a century younger than us, but you probably don’t remember the theorems?

(Yulia comes out with a bunch of balls and hands them one for each correct answer).

Nadya: Now let’s check:

1. The sum of the squares of the legs is...

2. What is the name of a parallelogram in which all sides are equal?

3. What is the sum of the interior angles of a triangle?

4. How much does the throwing ball weigh?

Tanya: You probably last received balloons as a gift when you were in 1st grade?

Tanya: Why are the other factory owners bored? Do you think that if they don’t ask you the theorems, then you don’t need to listen? You will write a dictation.

Host: Well, let’s give the floor to the most ancient of those present.

Grandmothers sing ditties

We studied at school for a long time, We brought a mouse to school,

How many years - we lost count, we scared all the guys:

And they came here again, the children threw away their books

See our cool ones. And they don’t want to study.

Let's remember: we once, our physical education teachers are cool,

Even this happened twice, They have golden nerves:

They outlined the chair with chalk, No matter how much we missed,

They got on the carpet with the boss. They always forgave us.

The schedule was stolen, we were sitting at the table

The windows were installed. In the chemistry room.

We weren't in class - How it exploded once!

We swam at Physics. We came out all blue.

We went into the dining room, We have gathered here today.

We thought we'd eat. We ask you very much now

They told us noodles so that we don’t lose each other

On this occasion. And come to us again!

Presenter: Now the factory graduates are true stars, but they were once semi-finished products. We looked into the archive and discovered interesting excerpts from essays written by graduates of 1987. Now I will quote some of them.

Searches in the folder. Grandmothers run out with a leaf.

Katya: No, look at him!

Alena: Oh, I saw it, huh?

Tanya: What falls is lost.

Inna: What? Where to go?

Tanya: Just listen to what they wrote:

P: Dobrynya Nikitich was sitting on a horse and peacefully nibbling the grass.

Katya: Birds must be protected - they are our four-legged friends.

Alena: Taras Bulba was a free Cossack because he did not work anywhere.

Nadya: His shoes were up to their ears in mud.

Inna: The collective farm is a voluntary thing: if you want, join; if you don’t, we’ll shoot you.

Tanya: A sandwich and other school supplies were visible from Vovin’s briefcase.

Katya: Having fallen asleep while sitting on a horse, Sergei merrily sang a song.

Alena: In the illuminated clearing sat a gray hare, whose large eyes and ears stood up straight.

Nadya: His brother worked as a nurse.

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Cool suddenly knocked on the door in silence.

Are you really coming to me?! I believe and I don't believe.

My pulse was racing, my legs were shaking...

So many days, so many days where were you?

The lock clicked farewell...

I couldn't escape from my mother.

How many words will mom use?

Until dad finds the belt!

And it was already dawn,

How I learned the lessons.

I know it wasn't in vain

It was not in vain!

And it passed, and it came true, and don’t wait for an answer...

This is how I lived in this world without you!

As I grew up, life beat me up more than once.

If only everything was not in vain.

How I rushed here on wings...

Cool, haven't seen you for a long time!

You still come to visit

And you carry a magazine with you,

To get the kids out of school again

They suddenly stopped netting.

You understand, guys, it’s not in vain

Teachers come to see you.

The presenter comes out and brings out lined sheets of paper and pens.

Host: And now...

The grandmothers look over their shoulders and snatch the folder. The presenter remains standing.

Tanya: No, just look: there are 3 letters in the word, and he managed to make 4 mistakes: not “yet”, but “ischo”!

Alena: We should have left you for the second year!

Nadya: 4 times in a row.

Alena: if he had graduated from school in 2001, it would have been a different matter, because all 3 class teacher there were linguists. And that’s why all the producers of this issue write exceptionally competently.

Grandmothers spread leaves

The presenter reads the text. Grandmothers control the writing.

Presenter: The well-known widow of the collegiate assessor, Agrippina Savvichna, treated clerk Apollo Filippovich to ham, vinaigrette and wolverine stew on the plank terrace to the accompaniment of the accordion.

Grandmothers collect leaves and run to the stage

Alena: Oh, we made a lot of mistakes!

Katya: As you get older, sclerosis begins. But only a few years have passed!

Presenter: Since this was a test section in the Russian language, we will send it to your educational establishments.

Nadya: The happiest people in our hall are the graduates who left the school just a year ago...

Host: But the true leader of the entire creative team has not yet spoken, who, by the way, is not responsible for what happened today.

Director speaks___________________________

Tanya: It won’t be long before

Inna: And we are just like you

Nadya: Let's leave this star factory

Sasha: But we will never forget

Katya: That they finished this particular Spartak secondary... factory

Alena: And then, on full grounds, we will sing with you the “Hymn of Graduates”

Again, again we all came to our school,

Here we are gathered again.

On this winter and very cheerful evening

My friends and I came to meet.

Chorus: Through the years, through the distances

On any road, to the side of any

You won't say goodbye to school

School doesn't say goodbye to you.

There were so many different adventures at school,

How much we had to go through at school...

People remember this, without exception,

Is it possible to forget all this?

They wait and remember you and me everywhere, always

Our, our dear people -

It's only you - Teachers!