Modern scenario for the New Year for children. Scenario for spending the New Year at school. Script for a cool New Year's skit for high school students

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(music at the beginning. Sound of a blizzard)
D.M.: You can’t see anything. Where to go? Where to run. We got lost.
Sn. And time goes by. Running. Flies.
D.M. We need to overtake him. (music, running in place) Well, we overtook you.
Snow Maiden: No
D.M.: Then he must be detained. ...

Scenario for an extracurricular event “Once upon New Year's Eve...” (for high school students)

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Skomorokh 1
Attention! Attention!
Honorable meeting!
That fairy tales are interesting
Of course, everyone knows.
But how a fairy tale is born
Nobody will guess.

Skomorokh 2
And hardly anyone knows
What in New Year It happens
With heroes...

Scenario for the holiday "New Year in the Magic Kingdom"

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Fairy:
I'm not a sorceress, I'm just learning.
I know the basics of miracles by heart.
Do you want your eyes to sparkle with friendship?
Be your own comrade, always a friend.
Do you want things to be more fun?
Share your smile yourself.
Do you want beautiful...

New Year's scenario "New Year in the Olympic Village"

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Music sounds, a witch comes out and starts casting spells to the music.

Witch:
In old fairy tales, terrible dreams
Sticky fear walks and wanders.
He lives in the hearts of people,
Weaves chains for hearts.
Hide, hide, month, into the cloud,
Arrows on...

New Year's skit at school "Control"

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New Year's skit at school

Interactive quiz game "Who is sad on New Year's Day?"

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The melody sounds " New Year's song»

– Children, the melody of a song about a cheerful winter holiday sounds. Can you guess which one?
– Do you like this holiday?
– In what mood do you celebrate the New Year?
– Do you think everyone is having fun on New Year’s Day?

1 slide. ...

Speech therapy lesson in the form of a quiz “Hello, guest winter!”

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Speech therapist: Guys, today we have a quiz. We'll play a little with you. To find out the topic of our quiz, you need to guess the riddle.

It's getting cold
The water turned into ice
Long-eared gray bunny
Turned into a white bunny
The bear stopped roaring
IN...

Extracurricular event "Cool New Year"

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The preparatory stage of the class New Year begins on the first day of the second academic quarter. On this day, a draw is held: each student takes out the name of the student for whom he is preparing New Year's gift. There are several rules: in –...

New Year with the monkey Chita. Children's New Year's Eve scenario

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Scene 1 In the foyer near the Christmas tree Ava the Dog.
Ava: Hello, children! I am Ava the dog. Chita and I help Dr. Aibolit treat all the animals in the world. Do you children have any animals at home? Which? Well, name it! What are their names? (Children answer).And which of...

Who's in charge on New Year's Eve? part 2

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In the second part, all the characters enter the stage at once, stand and sit in their places. The words are pronounced one by one, in the same order (alternately going to the center of the stage). The appearance of all participants is no longer so solemn, but more unkempt. But the tone...

“New Year at the Gates” - New Year’s skits for students in grades 1-4

Kiryushkina L.E. , primary school teacherMBOU "Kuzbass Secondary School"

New Year's scene " Christmas tree Kolobok"

Characters: grandfather, woman, Kolobok, Hare. Wolf, Bear, Fox, two Magpies.Grandfather New Year's time! Smells like fresh tar.Children are having fun near the decorated Christmas tree.Woman I see, grandfather, you are a poet!Isn't it time for lunch!?I baked a bun. He has a ruddy side!Where is he? What a naughty girl!- Haven’t you seen it, kids? ( Addresses the audience.) Grandfather They say on New Year's Eve that you won't want to -Everything will always happen, everything will always come true.Let us also make a modest wish:We want to find the bun, making every effort!(They leave to look for Kolobok.) Magpies 1st: “They want to go into the dense forest!”2nd: “They want to find Kolobok!”Kolobok Hello guys!I am Kolobok! My rosy side is delicious!I left my grandmother, I left my grandfather, I found a Christmas tree in the forest.I will decorate the Christmas tree and surprise grandpa and grandma!Magpies 1st: “The Christmas tree will be decorated!”2nd: “Surprise Grandma and Grandpa!”Hare Kolobok, hello, hello! I'll eat you for lunch! (Kolobok gets scared.) Just kidding, I won’t eat it! The magpies spread the news:You will decorate the Christmas tree and surprise your grandparents!Look, I cleverly stole a delicious carrot from the garden!Hang it on the Christmas tree! That will make more sense!Wolf I am the Little Wolf!I'm also a clever boy.Look how many hares I brought!The hares are all snowy, the figures are very delicate!True, I was chilled to the point of tears, because it was freezing outside.Well, guys, come on!Hare- How many are there? Wolf- Count it yourself! Bear And I, the Bear, came to see ( the hare gets scared). - Well, don’t cry! Don't be afraid of me! Come on, calm down!Here are pine cones from MishkaYes, honey candies for fir branches!Fox You found out, I am Fox!I am a beauty to the whole forest.I combed my ponytail this morningAnd I went to visit you.Here are the snowflakes cut out,Here are the icicles.Let our Christmas tree shineGrandfather and Grandma are having fun!(Grandfather and grandmother come out.) Grandfather What is it, grandma? Woman What is it, grandfather? Grandma and grandpa(in unison)Our bun is alive and wellAnd not eaten for lunch!I was surprised! Yes, he decorated the Christmas tree!Kolobok Helped me dress up Christmas tree on the lawn Wolf, Bear, Beautiful Fox and long-eared Bunny.Magpies (in unison) We didn’t waste any time, we also decorated the Christmas tree.We found shiny beads in the thicket.All characters (in chorus) We will dance and sing under this Christmas tree!Happy New Year,We wish you happiness and joy!

NEW YEAR IS AT THE GATE!

By the window. Meow! Presenter. Who meowed outside the window?Cat. Open up, it's a cat! Very cold in winter Oh, I’m asking you to come to your home!And I like it with youNew Year's dance!The kids at school have a big Christmas tree, The lights on the Christmas tree sparkle merrily! Presenter Come to us quickly, warm up, and we will read you a poem.One of the children reads a poem. The cat praises the child. Presenter. The winter sun risesI see the bunny coming. Where are you going, sideways, in the snow, barefoot?Hare. I'm not afraid of frost, I'm in a hurry to get to the Christmas tree.They invited me to join the kids - to dance in the elegant hall!Fox. I am a fox, I am a sister. I am walking in the forest.And now I’ll catch the boasting bunnies.Presenter. Foxy, wait. After all, today is a holiday - New Year. No need to offend the bunny. Better tell the kids riddles. Fox. Oh! I completely forgot about the holiday.Okay, now I’ll tell you some riddles. Listen! It's snowing outside, Holidays are coming soon... (New Year) The star spun in the air a little, She sat down and melted in your palm.The bear enters Bear All winter I slept in a fur coat, sucked a brown paw,And when he woke up, he began to roar,

After all, I am a forest animal... (Bear)

Presenter Our beautiful Christmas tree grew far in the forest! The bunny rested under the tree, the wolf sometimes ran by, The brown bear was sleeping sweetly. To our forest Christmas tree Even a squirrel came to play and frolic In a white snow coat.
All the animals in chorus: Happy New Year to everyone! We wish the guys happiness and joy! Bear Hey, my forest friends, It's time to go to the forest for the New Year! We congratulated the children:

Both girls and boys!

Happy New Year

The forest people are now waiting!


Hand in hand, everyone leaves.

New Year's scene
Characters: hare, bear, Snow Maiden, fox, rooster, snowflake girls, bunny boys.(A large number of characters allows you to attract students from the whole class.) Hare What kind of house is it by the path?He is somewhat unfamiliar to me.I'll take a look ( looks out the window). This house is interestingThis house is not easy!I'll knock onceWhose voice will I hear? (knocking) Snow Maiden There are two people in this houseWe live together with my grandfather.And we are not afraid of the cold,We are glad for frosty days.There is no stove in our house,Grandfather is afraid of the fire.I’m afraid of the light too, because I’m called the Snow Maiden!I, Snow Maiden, will sing my song loudly,And, having heard my voice, a swarm of snowflakes will fly.(snowflake girls run out and dance) Song of snowflakes We are snowflakes, like feathers.Our joy is easy running.A snowflake here, a snowflake there!Well, there will be snow together!Hare Cold for the bunny, cold for the white one!What should I do in winter? My tail is freezing!Oh, I'm cold, I need to warm up.As soon as I raise my paw, the hares will dance!(The bunny raises his paw. Music plays, bunny boys run out and dance.) Song of the bunnies The bunnies went out for a walk and stretched their paws.Jump-jump, jump-jump! Stretch your paws.Oh oh oh! What frost!You can freeze your nose.Jump-jump, jump-jump! You can freeze your nose.The bunnies are sitting sad - the bunnies' ears are freezing.Jump-jump, jump-jump! The rabbits' ears are freezing.The bunnies began to dance and warm their ears.Jump-jump, jump-jump! Warm your ears.(A bear appears, the hares run away.) Bear I'm shaggy, club-footedI slept sweetly in the forest in winter,But I heard the fun, I realized:The holiday is just around the corner!Tired of sleeping in a den,I want to stretch my legs!Teddy bear wants to dance, Teddy bear wants to play!True, the house is interesting. True, the house is not easy!I'll knock onceWhose voice will I hear? ( knocks) Cockerel Ku-ka-re-ku! Ku-ka-re-ku!I’m in a hurry to see you at your Christmas tree!The fox is chasing me, wants to take me with him!Bunny, Bear, Snow Maiden (chorus to Cockerel) - Don't be afraid, Cockerel,We will save you, my friend! ( They hide him in the house.) Get here quickly, the fox won't find you!Fox What a house! Interesting!Apparently, the house is not easy.I'll knock onceWhose voice will I hear? ( knocks) Cockerel (scared) Ku-ka-re-ku! Help! Save me from trouble!I don't want it for New Year'sHit the fox directly in the mouth.Fox ( addresses the audience ) Children, you should have told meHave you seen a cockerel here? (looks out the window)I see a red comb, this is Petya the Cockerel.Bunny, Bear, Snow Maiden (in chorus Lisa) We won’t give up the cockerel, we’ll eat it ourselves!You, Lisa, get out of here! May a miracle happen in the New Year!Fox Oh, I shouldn’t have come, I didn’t catch the cockerel.Okay, I'll go home and heat up my soup!Bunny, Bear, Snow Maiden, Cockerel, snowflake girls, bunny boys (in chorus) We deceived the fox, we will have fun together.Happy New Year to everyone,Let's leave the cockerel alive!

Ditties about Snowmen

Boys and girls! Listen to ditties about snow figures, the creatures are very delicate!

Our yard SnowmanI recently bought a truck!The snowman is a disaster!The truck is ice!

The Snowman told everyone:“I bought a truck of firewood.I'm not the Snow Maiden,Let the stove burn!”
Snowman yesterday with a broom Fighting off the hare:He has a carrot nose The hare tried to eat it.
Snowman with Snow WomanWe rode down the hill.We rode once, twice -Only snowballs left!
Snow Baba bought Snow white scarf:She really wanted to becomeSnow Queen!
Snowmen in the yardThere was a showdown.Got it from those showdowns I'm looking after the cleaning!
Snowman with Snow WomanThey buy iciclesDreaming about ice creamAnd they melt with happiness!
A snowman stood with a gunAnd he was shaking from the cold.Come closer:Watchman Uncle Grisha!
Breeze for snowy womenI took off all the hats.And then I felt sorry for them,Gave them slippers!

Sketch “About the New Year for the daughter of an oligarch”

Dad: Daughter, it’s the end of December, do you know what holiday is coming soon?

Daughter: Listen, dad, I’m only 11 years old, how do I know such difficulties? Go to the fourth living room on the third floor, I think there’s a calendar hanging there.
Dad: Well, we already celebrated this holiday. Try to guess.
Daughter: Oh, I see, this is the holiday when we go to Hawaii.
Dad: No, daughter, the holiday you are talking about is your birthday. We celebrate it on the 5th of every month.
Daughter: Oh, is this the day when we ride on a tank?
Dad: No, it’s victory day.
Daughter: Oh, a day of plane rides?
Dad: No, it's aviation day.
Daughter: Oh, I remembered. This is the day when you tell everyone that you have no money.
Dad: No, then the first of April... or the day the tax inspector arrives. But what I'm talking about is a different holiday.
Daughter: Well, the last thing I remember is the day we went for a ride in the water park.
Dad: Oh, baby, how do you remember such little things. The Jacuzzi just broke that day.
Daughter: I give up.
Dad: Well, the New Year holiday is coming soon.
Daughter: And what’s unusual about it?
Dad: On this day they give gifts.
Daughter: Well, I’m asking, what’s unusual about it?
Dad: On this day, it’s not me who gives gifts, but Santa Claus.
Daughter: Well, is Santa Claus still there? more money, what do you have?
Dad: No.
Daughter: Why does he give gifts to everyone then? It would be better if he bought something for himself.
Dad: No, giving gifts is his job.
Daughter: Is this job highly paid?
Dad: No, no one pays him anything for this.
Daughter: It’s good that you are not Santa Claus. Well, tell me how you celebrate the New Year.
Dad: The whole family gets together, they drink wine, eat salads, and the children shout “Burn the Christmas tree” and the Christmas tree lights up.
Daughter: Oh, I would have said that right away. It's barbecue day.
Dad: Why kebabs?
Daughter: Well, on barbecue day the whole family also gets together, they also drink wine and eat salads, and the children make a fire to fry kebabs.
Dad: There’s so much you still don’t know. For me, the New Year is associated with tangerines and chewing gum for a ruble.
Daughter: Dad, I’m bad with foreign currencies, so tell me, the ruble is how much in our Russian thousands.
Dad: Well, one ruble is exactly a thousand times less than a Russian thousand.
Daughter (Innocently): What a coincidence!
Dad: Remember this, because in our country, in addition to thousands, they also accept rubles! Daughter: Tough, two currencies for one country!
Dad: Well, now let's decorate the Christmas tree!
Daughter: Why dress her up if she’s going to burn anyway?
Dad: No, it won’t burn, we’ll just hang lanterns on it, and they will glow.
Daughter: Well, I was already thinking about jumping over the fire. Okay, let's go.

Sketch “We don’t believe in Santa Claus”

Santa Claus is sitting on the stage tied to a chair. There are 2-3 students around.

SANTA CLAUS: You would have washed the windows together at the clean-up day like they tied me up.

STUDENT 1: A common cause unites.

SANTA CLAUS: Why did you tie me up? I'm nothere indicate the name and patronymic of your most strict teacher ?

STUDENT 2: No. But his turn will come!

SANTA CLAUS: Guys, I am Santa Claus.

STUDENT 3: We understand, but we don’t believe in you anymore. Do you remember I asked you for a B in physics in the quarter?

SANTA CLAUS: You wrote game console?

STUDENT 3: No, but my parents promised me a console for getting a B in physics. It was necessary to clarify.

STUDENT 1: And since childhood, you have been making us learn poetry. You forcehere is the name and patronymic of the literature teacher ask us a lot at home!

SANTA CLAUS: But this is for you?! Do you think I need this? Do you know how many of these verses I have already heard? What about children who cannot pronounce the letter “r”?! Yes, I can’t stand these Agnia Barto and Samuil Marshak anymore! By the way, I want to listen to works by Brodsky, Dovlatov...

STUDENT 2: Who?

STUDENT 3: I don't know. I don’t watch TV series “Russia”...

STUDENT 1: In general, don’t talk to us: we don’t believe in you anymore. We are already adults!

STUDENT 2: You're a relic Soviet era! An attribute of childhood!

SANTA CLAUS: Guys! Come to your senses! Why are you in a hurry to become adults and abandon childhood? Why are you in a hurry to overthrow the authorities? Where is your tolerance and respect for the older generation? Yes, in the USSR many things were not ideal, but this is our history! Let's respect each other and build a new country together!

THE STUDENTS THINK FOR A FEW SECONDS.

STUDENT 1: So, let's put another gag in his mouth!

STUDENT 2: Exactly!

New Year's sports and health fairy tale

(A . M Altsev )

Characters:

Storyteller, Storyteller, New Year, Old Year, Petya, Healthy Woman, Whistle, Rackets, Ball, Dumbbells, Stopwatch, Spikes, Skates, Cigarette Butt, Glass, Toxic, Datura.


Storyteller:

The seconds are ticking, time is running out.
The New Year is coming to us from the east again.
The heart stops and waits for something.
The New Year, perhaps, will bring a miracle.
Adults and children are waiting for him with hope.
Among them is a boy, fifth-grader Petya.
Petya is looking forward to the holiday,
The holiday coincides with his birthday.

Storyteller:

Oh, what joyful days at school!
The quarter is over, rest is ahead.
In the school hall, the Christmas tree likes the outfit,
All its needles shine joyfully.
The long-awaited hour is coming -
Fifth grade Petya is celebrating the New Year.

Storyteller:

As always, Snow Maiden, white Santa Claus,
He brought his gifts to everyone in a bag.
And at the request, the Christmas tree lit up merrily,
And Yaga rushed with a broom in a mortar.
Competitions, riddles, noisy round dance...
Oh, what a wonderful New Year holiday!

Storyteller:

Petya didn’t want to leave the tree,
And our Petya decided to extend the miracles.
He hid secretly behind a large curtain.
The school was empty, everything around was quiet...
In the twilight the tree is miraculously beautiful,
Petya came out of the hiding place slowly.
Here the New Year boy is sad under the Christmas tree.
Suddenly, miraculously, he gives a voice.

New Year:

Hello, hello, Petya!
I'm very, very happy.
How good it is in the world
Meet guys like this
Which adventures
And miracles attract
And good aspirations
They live in their souls.

(Old Year appears from behind the tree)

Old year:

Oh, it's time for me to retire
The New Year is coming for me.
Soon, soon I will change
And I will rush into history.
I'm a little tired
From what I've seen.
How many different technologies
All kinds of cybernetics.
I watched everything and had fun,
I did little sports.
Oh, I wish I could turn back time
I would like to observe the regime.
Oh, dear guys!
Don't follow me.
Let other hobbies
They will lead you along.

(Music is heard. New Year listens and says):

New Year:

Sorry, what kind of singing
Can I hear it from the gym?

Old year:

They're rushing to the show
Healthy friends.

(Big Man and his friends appear. They walk around the tree and sing song to the tune of “Correspondent Table”)

Love everything in the world
Adults and children
Spend your time with us.
It's interesting with us
It's so wonderful with us!
It's more fun in the world to live with us!

Chorus:
Be healthy everyone!
We are always ready
Make your friends happy with their movement.
Wonderful moments
Lots of mood!
This makes my soul lighter.

We are the enemies of disease
More useful than all the potions,
If you are friends with us every day.
We give the body sweetness -
Muscular joy
We drive away sadness and laziness.

Chorus.

Year after year goes by
Smooth round dance
Time circles over the planet.
In this round dance
We find friends
Sports will never be forgotten.

Chorus.

(They stop and start the performance)

Healthy:

I'm an athlete Healthy!
Movement is my life!
I have been an athlete in spirit since birth,
My friends are always with me.

Whistle:

I am a whistle! Sports whistle!
In competitions I am a judge.
Fair, objective,
My trill will judge everyone.
I am the law of sports rules
I urge you to respect.
No one ever
I won't allow it to be violated.

Ball:

I am a ball, cheerful and perky!
I love to jump and fly.
In a skillful game I am submissive,
Ready to play without rest.
Oh, games! There are so many of them in the world!
And I am the soul of any game.
Like a little planet
I've been flying above the ground for a long time.

Rackets:

We are two girlfriends, two rackets,
We meet the ball at the net.
I respect tennis a lot
And I respect the desktop one.

Large racket:

The ball plays on my strings
Oh, how beautifully he flies!

Small racket:

And I meet the ball with the rubber
And I’ll see you off on the way back.

Together:

We are lying without players, we are bored,
And in their hands we come to life.

Dumbbells:

And we, twin dumbbells,
In our hands we are just great!
We are strength, strength and pressure.
We conquer weakness and illness.
So that your muscles do not become decrepit,
Don't forget the dumbbells.

Stopwatch:

I am cool, impartial.
Stopwatch is calling me.
The owner of seconds is the sovereign master,
And my role in sports is important.
They strive from start to finish
Stop me quickly.
Oh, how quickly the seconds fly by!
Their run cannot be slowed down.

Spikes(sing ditties):

We are little sisters,
We are track and field athletes.
We fly by like birds
Finish cells.
Pushing off, we take off
And we fly forward in leaps,
This is how we fight
With earthly gravity.

Skates:

We are two brothers, two horses,
Skates with a sharp blade.
Pieces of ice are cut
And they shine like lights.
We are ice kings
We create a miracle on the ice.
Dear you guys,
We will treat you to this miracle.

New Year:

I liked you, friends!
It’s clear to me that I can’t live without you.
Without you my days will wither,
The weeks will turn sour with melancholy.
The vices are waiting for this,
They guard their prey.

Old year:

Yes, that's for sure, I know
Where is boredom, laziness, and vices?
There's a cigarette butt outside the window
And with him a friend is around the corner.
His name is Toxicomashka.
His girlfriend is with him - Ryumashka.
Datura crawls out of the urn.
Ugh, they stink a lot.

Healthy:

Yes, it’s better not to meet with them.
Or maybe, at least once,
Should we compete with them?
Let's find out who is stronger among us.

Old year:

Well, we'll arrange it.
I always love to get weird.
I will connect darkness with light.
Whistle, you are the referee then.

(looks out the window and says)

Hey! How are you, come here!
(to the side, quietly)
I would never see you again.
Look at our Christmas tree,
Do no harm for at least an hour.

(In appropriate costumes, the Vices come out, groaning and groaning, and stand next to Big Guy and his friends).

Old year:

Well, just like on KaVeN,
Like two teams you are on stage.
We will hold competitions
Your tasks will be simple.
Let's measure the capacity of your lungs...

(P gives Ball a device for measuring the vital capacity of the lungs)

Come on, Little boy, start.
(The ball blows into the tube)
It's like you're in training.
Be careful not to break the device.
Now, Cigarette Butt, try it.
Get your germs in there.

(The cigarette butt, straining, blows into the device with all his might, falls to the floor, he is brought to life: they splash water, etc. The old year examines the device):


Old year

Yes I see , you are a hero,
The device is all yellow from nicotine.
Now we will test our strength,
We are now raising pounds.

(points to fake weights)


Well, Dumbbells, your word,
The kettlebell is already ready for you.


(Dumbbells lift weights ten times, Whistle blows):

Enough. Enough. Everything is clear to us.
You are filled with strength perfectly.


(nods to Durman)


Datura, let's get started.
Try and lift the weight.

(Datura tries to lift the weight, but no matter what he does, he fails. He falls exhausted)

Old year(inspecting the weight):

Yes, it would be better if the weight turned yellow.
And then, like crazy, she turned blue.
I don’t even know what to give.
Perhaps Petya can give me some advice?

Peter:

It's long, but you can jump from a standing position.
That's how I do it, it's not difficult at all.

Old year:

Thank you, Petya, good!
He jumped beautifully and easily.

(Spike girls raise their hands)

Spikes are burning with desire
Improve this distance.
Well, sisters, your jump.
Let's test the strength of your legs.

Well done! Great jump!
And the jumpers are cute.

(O addresses vices):
Who will show you the jump?
I hope he doesn't end up dead.

(Ryumashka comes out, swaying, and says in a slurred voice):

Glass:

Let me risk my health.
I wasn't always like this.
Once upon a time cow's milk
Perhaps I drank too.
Then I switched to this.
(P hands over the bottle. He does a half-squat, swings his arms back, loses balance, falls, gets up, somehow makes a small jump, goes to his company)

Old year:

Yes, she did a very good job.
And apparently she was very tired.
However, what else can we come up with?
So that without falls and without noise.
Yeah! There is some nice fun
You'll like her.

(addresses vices):


Hey, gop company, let's start!
Get ready to pull the rope.


(addresses Zdoroveyka and his friends)


And who will go from you guys?
From the side of the other rope?

(The big man and his friends are conferring)


Healthy:

I asked my friends
If I'm alone, I have enough strength.

(There is a tug of war with varying degrees of success. In the end, the Big One wins.)


Old year:
Here's another task...

(Cigarette butt and company shout):

Cigarette butt:

No! We are no longer able to!
Enough, stop mocking.
We won't compete.

Toxicomashka:

Jumping and running hurt me,
I would like aerosol air.

Glass:

I would like some vodka, some wine,
Otherwise, look, jump. It too.

Datura:

What games? You, in kind,
When your gut desires dope.
We drove in, but not there.
It's time for us to get away, bro.

Toxicomashka:

Yes, we can’t get any buzz here,
It's time to get the claws out of here.

Glass:

Of course, there’s no way to take a sip here,
M legs can be stretched.

Cigarette butt:

Let's go there, my family,
Where Zdoroveyka can't get it.

(They walk around the tree, supporting each other, sing a song to the tune of "Fried Chicken")

Fried chicken,
Steamed chicken,
We're not chickens, let me tell you.
We're all serious
The vices are formidable
And we have half the health.

Toxic machine!
And I'm Ryumashechka!
And I am Cigarette Butt, I am Datura.
We are always looking for a buzz
Without a buzz we're in trouble
Smoke, breathe, pour a glass.

Oh, you'll get sick.
Oh, you'll go crazy.
There is no need to scare us with this.
And let us poison ourselves
But let's have fun,
We don't care about health.

(Vices go away).

Old year:

You see, my friend, New Year,
What I left you.
Last year gave them to me,
And I didn't fix them.
From year to year, from century to century
Vices pass.
Oh, poor, weak man!
They are harassing him.
I wish you, young friend:
Strengthen your healthy spirit!

New Year:

I'll be there from the very first days
Be friends with Healthy!
Support his friends -
Sport helps you become stronger
More spiritual, better and smarter!
No to vices, I say.
I'm not on my way with them.
They lead the whole world into darkness,
The Devil is proud of them.

Old year:

Few hours left
And you replace me.
I see you are ready -
You are walking around the country.
All! Get to your places, it's time, friends.
Everyone has their own worries.
Petya’s family is waiting at home
To celebrate the New Year.
Let's join hands
And we'll walk around the Christmas tree.

(They go around the tree and sing a song to the tune "Blue Car")

We say goodbye to the Old Year,
We celebrate New Year at the gate.
We meet with new hopes.
We believe he will bring us happiness.

Chorus:



We will walk along it together and cheerfully.

We really like studying at school,
We go to school to gain knowledge.
We dream of becoming famous in the future,
We dream of becoming famous.

Chorus.

Let's all be healthy and cheerful!
May success accompany us.
Let's all be cheerful and kind!
Happy New Year to everyone!

The New Year glows with joy, joy.
This joy makes everything around brighter.
A ladder descends from the sky days of the year,
We will walk along it together and cheerfully!

To have a fun holiday event, you need to think in advance, which will help ensure fun and good mood.

Funny and cool skits that do not take much time are especially well received at the New Year's holiday, so they can be staged several in a row, involving as many people as possible.

New Year's skits that are funny and cool for high school students can include both famous and fictional characters, as long as it is fun and interesting.

New Year's skit about grandmas Yozhek

Characters: 5 grandmas hedgehogs

Grandma 1: Hedgehogs, have you noticed that we haven’t hung out for a long time! Oh look, what's here
Is everyone here?
Grandmother 2: Yes, they’re probably celebrating something again! send it! We have to go to bro Kascheich's party! By the way, I need to call him, has he changed his mind about hanging out? So, let's dial the number! Hello, Kashcheich! Hey, how's everything ready? oh, well then we’ll be there! Well, the kashcheich said, everything is ready! Send it?!
Grandma 3: Wait, we still don’t know what’s going on here? Let's ask the guys?
Grandma 4: Yes, no problem! Guys, tell me, what's going on here?
Guys: We are celebrating the New Year!
Grandma 5: Wow, does that mean there’s going to be a party here too? Cool, let's stay here, otherwise I won't get to the kashcheyushka! My back hurts terribly!
All grandmothers except 2 grandmothers: We agree! Eh, hedgehog, how are you?
Grandmother 2: what?
1st grandmother: Well, you're damn deaf, you need to go to the ENT!
Grandma 2: Alas, my electric broom is broken!
Grandma 1: I’ve been driving a Merc for a long time! Well, why do you want to stay here for the party?
Grandma 2: Of course! Well, grannies, let's have a blast!?

The phone is ringing at the 4th grandma

Grandma 4: Hello, hello! Oh, well, I already signed up for tomorrow! Okay, I don’t have time now! Dosvidos!
Grandma 5: Where did you sign up?
Grandma 4: Hey, go to the makeup artist! I decided to preen myself before my date with the merman!
Grandma 3: Okay, that's enough, let's finally hang out!
Grandma 1: Well, DJ, play us a song! Yes, better!

include for example: “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”

3 Grandma: Hey, you’re a DJ, what did you play for us? Give us ours, my beloved!

The song of hedgehog grandmothers is playing

Cool New Year's scene about blondes

Participants should speak with expression and intonation, parodying modern fashionistas

1 Blonde: Hello girlfriend, Why are you standing here?
2 Blonde: Waiting for Leshy
1 Blonde: Why wait for him?
2 Blonde: Yes, I met him, I couldn’t leave everything as it was - he looks like a loser... no one walks like that now...
1 Blonde: And where is he?
2 Blonde: At the hairdresser... at Zverev’s
1 Blonde: Is this the famous hairdresser?
2 Blonde: No, namesake... he’s also a stylist, he’ll do a little image work...
1 Blonde: Oh
2 Blonde: What?
1 Blonde: Your hair is black!
2 Blonde: Pull it out faster!
1 Blonde: Yes, I was joking..
2 Blonde: Fuck you... By the way, here’s Leshy.

Leshy comes out in super new clothes, to the music

1 Blonde: Listen to the latest fashion...
2 Blonde: Yes, now with him both to the feast and to the world..
Leshy: Well, I changed my image a little... how did it happen?
1 Blonde: Great...
2 Blonde: Now I’d like to teach you how to dance...
Leshy: I can do tectonics...
1 Blonde: Something already, show me...

You can end the performance with the dance of Leshy and the blondes.

The blondes and Leshy leave on stage, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson appear, holding Leshy's sock in their hands, approach the microphone and twirl it in their hands

Holmes: Watson, I think this is a man's sock...
Watson: How did you guess?
Holmes: Elementary! The size is too big.
Watson: Do you think it can't belong to a woman?
Holmes: To be honest, I saw a gentleman who was walking in the second sock.
Watson: Holmes, you are simply a genius. Where was this gentleman going?
Holmes: Elementary, my dear friend, accompanied by two ladies, he was probably in a hurry to the disco…. Oh, it seems to me that someone else is going there too...
Watson: Shall we go too?
Holmes: For those over a hundred years old? Although, let's go... It doesn't hurt us to have fun.

New Year's skit about the Snow Queen

Snow Queen: Call Zlyuchka and Thorn to me...

Zlyuchka and Thorn come running

Snow Queen: My faithful maids, how long have we done nasty things?
Zlyuchka: A long time ago...
Thorn: A long time ago...
Snow Queen: Do you want to ruin people's holiday?
Zlyuchka: I want...
Thorn: It’s already pricking...
Snow Queen: Here, keep a catalog of cosmetics, whoever rubs it and smells it will get sick, get sick
Sneaky: Will he get sick?
Thorn: Will he get sick?
Zlyuchka: And he’ll miss the holiday?
Thorn: And a holiday!!! Will he miss...?
Snow Queen: And she’ll get sick and miss it. You need to offer this catalog to everyone and make people sneeze.
Zlyuchka: What if people take vitamins?
Thorn: What if you were involved in sports?
Snow Queen: And they will celebrate alone without friends... Go quickly, fulfill my will.

They leave. Ivanushka comes on stage

Ivanushka: Alyonushka? Has anyone seen my sister?
Zlyuchka: Is this Ivanushka?
Thorn: Open up faster page with goat flu?
Zlyuchka: Young man, look at some cosmetics, just for your sister.
Thorn: Here, take a sniff.
Ivanushka: Oh, but you really need to buy a gift for your sister! (sniffs)
Zlyuchka: Well, how?
Thorn: Good cosmetics?
Ivanushka: Oh, I have a fever, probably an acute respiratory infection.

Alyonushka comes

Alyonushka: Ivanushka, what’s wrong with you? Oh... temperature!
Zlyuchka: They got infected, will your brother get sick now?
Thorn: And your holiday is ruined?

Ivanushka coughs

Alyonushka: We'll see about that. (Takes the phone) Urgent orderlies.

Orderlies run in in the form of snowmen

Orderlies: What happened, where is the infection?
Alyonushka: Yes, there are two people here who are tearing apart.
Ivanushka: I was infected with goat flu.
Orderlies: I see, disinfect the infection!

Zlyuchka and Thorn run away screaming, followed by orderlies with large syringes.

Alyonushka: I told you, Ivanushka, go in for sports, and take your vitamins - you didn’t listen to me, but nothing...

Snow Maiden enters

Snow Maiden: I’ll help your problem, but just don’t get sick anymore... I’ll wave my magic wand, and the illness will go away by the evening, but for now the milk is warm, and the stove...
Who arranged all this... Surely either Baba Yaga or the Snow Queen, you will need to tell Santa Claus...